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[Channelknight Fadran]

Schevin put an arm on E-IS's shoulder. "Calm down, pal. The last thing we want to do in the engine room is have a gas explosion."

[Knight of Iron she/they]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Lad said:

Schevin put an arm on E-IS's shoulder. "Calm down, pal. The last thing we want to do in the engine room is have a gas explosion."

"Wait—would that be bad?" Azgard asked, totally not having an idea.

[Channelknight Fadran]

"We could explode the entire ship on accident."

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Just now, Ookla the Lad said:

"We could explode the entire ship on accident."

"Oh, awesome,he said as nonchalantly as he could. He needed to take note of that.

[Frustration]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Lad said:

Schevin put an arm on E-IS's shoulder. "Calm down, pal. The last thing we want to do in the engine room is have a gas explosion."

E-IS-315k nodded. "Understood sir." and switched his blowtorch extension for a rotary saw.

[Channelknight Fadran]

Schevin almost stopped him, then sighed. "Fair enough. Just don't cut anything that looks too expensive."

[Knight of Iron she/they]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Ferric said:

"Oh, awesome,he said as nonchalantly as he could. He needed to take note of that.

"Oh, quick question, would a bomb or something work, too?" Azgard asked.

[Channelknight Fadran]

"Work for exploding the entire ship?"

[Knight of Iron she/they]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Lad said:

"Work for exploding the entire ship?"

"Uh... yeah."

[Channelknight Fadran]

"Yeah. It would. Please don't do that."

[Knight of Iron she/they]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Lad said:

"Yeah. It would. Please don't do that."

"Oh, yeah, of course not. Just... asking for a friend, y'know."

Sometimes Azgard thought he was a little too good at lying.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

21 minutes ago, Ookla the Ferric said:

"Oh, yeah, of course not. Just... asking for a friend, y'know."

Sometimes Azgard thought he was a little too good at lying.

“Psst,” Arkin whispered to Az. “You’re not very good at this whole ‘secretly-evil’ thing.”

[Knight of Iron she/they]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Confused said:

“Psst,” Arkin whispered to Az. “You’re not very good at this whole ‘secretly-evil’ thing.”

"Hahahahaha whaaaaaaaaat? You're crazy."

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Just now, Ookla the Ferric said:

"Hahahahaha whaaaaaaaaat? You're crazy."

Arkin nodded solemnly. “I know, my friend.”

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Just now, Ookla the Confused said:

Arkin nodded solemnly. “I know, my friend.”

"Yeah, 'cause... anyways. Anyways anyways anyways. That doesn't matter, pfft. Nothing does, if you think about it. Y'know. Anyways."

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Just now, Ookla the Ferric said:

"Yeah, 'cause... anyways. Anyways anyways anyways. That doesn't matter, pfft. Nothing does, if you think about it. Y'know. Anyways."

“Hey y’all,” Arkin said to the rest of the crew. “He” - au pointed to Az - “is very secretly evil.”

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Just now, Ookla the Confused said:

“Hey y’all,” Arkin said to the rest of the crew. “He” - au pointed to Az - “is very secretly evil.”

"Nononono, don't turn this around on me. Arkin's just trying to deflect."

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Just now, Ookla the Ferric said:

"Nononono, don't turn this around on me. Arkin's just trying to deflect."

“And he ate the last bagel.”

[Frustration]

E-IS-315k gave a stare. "I believe we have a situation to attend to."

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Just now, Ookla the Confused said:

“And he ate the last bagel.”

"Look, look, I was in bed, I got Schevin as a witness. You, on the other hand, are infinitely more suspicious than me, throwing accusations out of nowhere."

Just now, Ookla the Frustrated said:

E-IS-315k gave a stare. "I believe we have a situation to attend to."

"See, the bot's right, let's just go," he eyed Arkin. "And I'm keeping an eye on you."

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Ferric said:

"Look, look, I was in bed, I got Schevin as a witness. You, on the other hand, are infinitely more suspicious than me, throwing accusations out of nowhere."

“Schevin, can you confirm?”

[Channelknight Fadran]

"Can we find the source of the creepy disassmbled robots first and then worry about who ate the last bagel?"

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Just now, Ookla the Lad said:

"Can we find the source of the creepy disassmbled robots first and then worry about who ate the last bagel?"

“Psst,” Arkin whispered to Schevin. “I think Az has something to do with it.”

Au paused for a second, considering. “I can rip out his heart and eat it, if you want me to.”

[Channelknight Fadran]

"Please no ripping or eating." Schevin replied.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Just now, Ookla the Lad said:

"Please no ripping or eating." Schevin replied.

“Ya sure?”