Vampire club

[Lecky Twig she/her]

10 hours ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

No taste.
Blood loss.   
Smelling bad.   
Not being able to drink blood.   
Loss of sight.   
Loss of hearing.  
Loss of brain cells. 
Loss of touch. 
Loss of smell. 
Not being able to read Sanderson. 
Allergic reaction to water. 
Being banned from the shard. 

Oh no. 

I guess I'm dead now. Wait, Im already dead though. Now I've died twice. 

[midnight13 she/her]

7 hours ago, Trutharchivist said:

Yeah, we have nothing better since the goat, wisely, refused to sacrifice itself.

How disappointing. 

7 hours ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Um. . . As a tribute, here is. . . Uh. . . A rat! They taste pretty good. 

Thank you. I guess that’s all I’ll get to eat on the last day of the year since there’s no goat blood available.
What ingredients are in your blood cake? I’m allergic to cats, and that includes their blood, unfortunately.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

2 hours ago, midnight13 said:

How disappointing. 

Thank you. I guess that’s all I’ll get to eat on the last day of the year since there’s no goat blood available.
What ingredients are in your blood cake? I’m allergic to cats, and that includes their blood, unfortunately.

Uh, I think the recipe calls for blood, spiced blood, and cooked blood. Oh, and some raw blood. 

Edited January 1, 2021 by Bearer of all agonies

[Lecky Twig she/her]

I like eating blood sausages. They are very tasty. 

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Is enjoying books about death and ghosts (excluding zombies) also a vampire trait? Because it seems I'm lately being drawn to those books. Or at least, consider rereading some I've read before.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

4 minutes ago, Trutharchivist said:

Is enjoying books about death and ghosts (excluding zombies) also a vampire trait? Because it seems I'm lately being drawn to those books. Or at least, consider rereading some I've read before.

(Phantom of the Opera... You should totally read Phantom...) 

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Just now, Tesh said:

(Phantom of the Opera... You should totally read Phantom...) 

Are there any ghosts? Because since I dislike zombies, it appears I am generally locked on ghosts. And cool necromancy stuff, but that's another story.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Trutharchivist said:

Are there any ghosts? Because since I dislike zombies, it appears I am generally locked on ghosts. And cool necromancy stuff, but that's another story.

Yes, ghosts. It's about the Phantom, after all... and there's murder and torture and kidnapping... It's amazing. You'd like it. I think.

[Trutharchivist he/him]

Just now, Tesh said:

Yes, ghosts. It's about the Phantom, after all... and there's murder and torture and kidnapping... It's amazing. You'd like it. I think.

I think it's hard for you to judge, since I haven't said much about my book preferences. I am in some sort of morbid mood right now, but not to much. And it'll pass quickly.

BTW, how old is this book? Did the author die more than 70 years ago?

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

2 hours ago, Tesh said:

Yes, ghosts. It's about the Phantom, after all... and there's murder and torture and kidnapping... It's amazing. You'd like it. I think.

Ooh, I know all about torture.

[Condensation she/her]

*hisses*

The sunlight... it burns.

Also, Mist has taken to getting close to my neck. If I weren't already a vampire, I'd be worried.

[midnight13 she/her]

On 12/31/2020 at 11:31 PM, Lecky Twig said:

I like eating blood sausages. They are very tasty. 

Very true.

[Condensation she/her]

Oh hey! Nice to see you around, midnight13!

I dislike blood sausages.

[midnight13 she/her]

13 hours ago, Condensation said:

Oh hey! Nice to see you around, midnight13!

Hello! 

13 hours ago, Condensation said:

I dislike blood sausages.

What? How dare you-

[Condensation she/her]

7 hours ago, midnight13 said:

Hello! 

What? How dare you-

My apologies, but I'm rather picky.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

19 minutes ago, Condensation said:

My apologies, but I'm rather picky.

hehe, same 

I’m fine with whatever as long as there is blood on it.

[midnight13 she/her]

2 hours ago, Condensation said:

My apologies, but I'm rather picky.

Huh, I guess I can’t fault you on that since I do not drink cat blood myself.

[Condensation she/her]

No, I love my kitties. I much prefer barbecue sauce to blood.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

4 hours ago, midnight13 said:

Huh, I guess I can’t fault you on that since I do not drink cat blood myself.

What? Heresy! 

2 hours ago, Condensation said:

I much prefer barbecue sauce to blood.

Even more Heresy! 

[Condensation she/her]

15 hours ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

What? Heresy! 

Even more Heresy! 

I am a heretic, but you're a hoser.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

58 minutes ago, Condensation said:

I am a heretic, but you're a hoser.

I. . . am basically god, so are you not believing in me?

[Condensation she/her]

54 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

I. . . am basically god, so are you not believing in me?

Not basically "god", you're a Herald. I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

5 hours ago, Condensation said:

Not basically "god", you're a Herald. I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

If you lived in Azimir you would think I am. 
But then again, you don’t. . . So. . . Yeah. 

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Bearer of all agonies said:

If you lived in Azimir you would think I am. 
But then again, you don’t. . . So. . . Yeah. 

 Exactly. So yeah, I'll call you a heretic and a hoser!

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Just now, Condensation said:

 Exactly. So yeah, I'll call you a heretic and a hoser!

Dang it. 
I really am just piling up these bad good nicknames.