Truthwatcher at the Rim she/her Posted December 4, 2020 Posted December 4, 2020 My brother started reading Mistborn a few days ago. He's all of one chapter in, but he's so into it already. Unfortunately, his confusion knows no bounds. Him: So when am I gonna find out about Allomancy wands? Me: *blank stare* What? Him: Allomancy wands! Me: Where did you hear about that??? Him: You. Me: *desperately flashes back, trying to find where I led him astray* Him: You and @Spren of Kindness were using them on Halloween. (Side note: Kindness and I dressed up as Mistborn for Halloween. We were using blue glow sticks like we were burning iron or steel.) Me: *remembers the glowsticks* Those... were not Allomancy wands. There's no such thing as Allomancy wands. Him: Then what were they? Me: *big sigh* Just read the book. 3
Spren of Kindness she/her Posted December 5, 2020 Posted December 5, 2020 Oh. *cackles* Should have seen that one coming!
Aspiring Writer Posted December 5, 2020 Posted December 5, 2020 *Groans in several languages of cringe at the words 'allomancy wands'.
Truthwatcher at the Rim she/her Posted December 5, 2020 Author Posted December 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Aspiring Writer said: *Groans in several languages of cringe at the words 'allomancy wands'. Sameeeeeee When he said that my brain kinda stopped for a second
Aspiring Writer Posted December 5, 2020 Posted December 5, 2020 Just now, Truthwatcher at the Rim said: Sameeeeeee When he said that my brain kinda stopped for a second Like, my sis (Despite reading BS for longer and being quite older) doesn't know much about the cosmere and gives me moments of how do you not know this, but id she said that, I would faint from lack of oxygen, I would be laughing so hard.
Truthwatcher at the Rim she/her Posted December 5, 2020 Author Posted December 5, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Aspiring Writer said: Like, my sis (Despite reading BS for longer and being quite older) doesn't know much about the cosmere and gives me moments of how do you not know this, but id she said that, I would faint from lack of oxygen, I would be laughing so hard. I was faintly horrified. It felt kinda like he'd come up to me saying he could play the flute and then held it the wrong way around. And then claimed he learned it from me. Edited December 5, 2020 by Truthwatcher at the Rim
Frustration Posted December 5, 2020 Posted December 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Aspiring Writer said: Like, my sis (Despite reading BS for longer and being quite older) doesn't know much about the cosmere and gives me moments of how do you not know this, but id she said that, I would faint from lack of oxygen, I would be laughing so hard. Like what?
Aspiring Writer Posted December 5, 2020 Posted December 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Ookla The Frustrated said: Like what? I do not understand what you are asking. Clarify.
Frustration Posted December 5, 2020 Posted December 5, 2020 Just now, Aspiring Writer said: I do not understand what you are asking. Clarify. What has the poor fool done, what gross errors has she made in her assumptions of the cosmere? And do I need to prepare for a ninth crusade?
Aspiring Writer Posted December 5, 2020 Posted December 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ookla The Frustrated said: What has the poor fool done, what gross errors has she made in her assumptions of the cosmere? And do I need to prepare for a ninth crusade? I'm not putting the full list, but when I asked if she knew what a Windrunner was, she said she had no idea despite reading all three SA books.
Frustration Posted December 5, 2020 Posted December 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Aspiring Writer said: I'm not putting the full list, but when I asked if she knew what a Windrunner was, she said she had no idea despite reading all three SA books. Wow, that's almost as bad as my friend who insisted(Back when I was an ignorant infidel) that The Wheel of Time was Cosmere
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