17th shards christmas 17th Shard's Christmas-Sanderson Carols

[Vapor she/her]

So...

Basically turn Christmas Carols into Sanderson Carols. I'm currently working on one.

So yeah. Er... here you go.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

cool!

okay, um... I have no ideas right now.

[Vapor she/her]

Currently I'm doing a Elkohar/Jasnah duet: I saw Mommy kissing Dalinar

[+Doomstick he/him]

I call "We Three Monarchs of Alethkar"!

this may never be finished, but I will try!

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

8 hours ago, Vapor said:

Currently I'm doing a Elkohar/Jasnah duet: I saw Mommy kissing Dalinar

That’ll be hilarious. 

[Vapor she/her]

So it's not finalized and some of the lyrics are iffy, but:

Elkohar: Jasnah! Navani's kissing Dalinar!

I saw mommy kissing Dalinar

Right beside the fabrial at night

Kal didn't see me creep

Past his guards to have a peek

He thought that I was guarded

In my palace fast asleep

Then I saw mommy read for Dalinar

As he sat by her and looked at her just right

Oh how bad it would have been

If Daddy had been alive to see

Mommy kissing Dalinar last night

Jasnah (skeptically): You saw mother kissin', kissin', kissin' Dalinar?

Elkohar: I did, I really did see her kissing Dalinar!

Jasnah: And I'm supposed to believe that?

Interlude happens

You saw mother kissing Dalinar

Right beside the fabrial at night?

Oh, what a laugh it would have been

If I had actually believed

You 'saw' mommy kissing Dalinar last night

Elkohar                                              Jasnah

But you really should believe             You expect me to believe

That I really saw                                 That you have really seen

Mommy kissing Dalinar last night       Mommy kissing Dalinar last night

Elkohar (Jasnah refuses to accept, maybe skeptical noises):

I did, I did, I really did see Navani kissing Dalinar!

You gotta believe me, you just gotta believe me

C'mon, Jasnah, believe me, please just believe me

Feedback is welcomed/requested

[Liranil she/her]

@Vapor, that's great!!

What about a Kaladin version of Jingle Bells...

 

Soaring through the sky

With my spren Sylphrena,

O’er the plains we go,

Crying all the way;

Spheres in pouch are dimming,

losing their Stormlight,

What fun it is to fly and sing

Our Radiant song tonight!

 

Oh, Voidbringers, Voidbringers,

we’re running away!

Oh what fun it is to fight

Using my Stormlight!

Edited December 3, 2020 by cbcook
Changing wording

[+Doomstick he/him]

32 minutes ago, cbcook said:

Laughing all the way;

*crying

[Liranil she/her]

14 minutes ago, Ookla the Rhadamanthine said:

*crying

Yesss, agreed! I'll change that.

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

3 hours ago, cbcook said:

@Vapor, that's great!!

What about a Kaladin version of Jingle Bells...

 

Soaring through the sky

With my spren Sylphrena,

O’er the plains we go,

Crying all the way;

Spheres in pouch are dimming,

losing their Stormlight,

What fun it is to fly and sing

Our Radiant song tonight!

 

Oh, Voidbringers, Voidbringers,

we’re running away!

Oh what fun it is to fight

Using my Stormlight!

Storms. Makes perfect sense.