BasementDwellingRadiant Posted September 24, 2020 Posted September 24, 2020 (edited) Scene opens on a dark room, light filtering through closed blinds. There is a pile of empty and half-empty soda cans on the side of the desk. A crumb covered paper plate sticks halfway out of the trashcan below. Camra pans to show a bed, a conspiracy chalkboard resting upon it. Curled up in the corner at the foot of the bed is BasementDwellingRadiant, clearly unwell from too long researching WoT lore. "It can't be..." he mutters. "It - Can it? - Is it that obvious? No. No. How?" From the other end of the house, Eric Cartman screams bloody murder. Something about needing pizza rolls and another empty bottle. Or did he say bucket? It's muffled and hard to hear. "Could the hint -" BasementDwellingRadiant mutters again "have been in front of us all this time?" On the Conspiracy Chalkboard is written only one sentence. Aginor's name before becoming one of the Forsaken was... Ishar Morrad Chuain! Coincidence? I think not! Maybe it was three sentences. The camera never was very good at math. Seriously, though. This is epic levels of tinfoil hattery. Edited September 24, 2020 by BasementDwellingRadiant 2
Use the Falchion Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 I could easily see Brandon doing that as a nice shoutout to WoT, but I'm betting it was a shoutout and nothing more. Besides, even by Oathbringer we know that Ishar is definitely up to No Good.
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