A bunch of idiots, A sentient tortilla, and Non-Stop Tetris music

[Experience he/him]

4 minutes ago, Condensation said:

"An excellent idea. How much Morse Code do you know, good and educated sir?"

As much as none. I do have a handy dandy Morse Code translator though.

[I Am A Fish he/him]

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This thread is an abomination, I regret everything.

 

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

4 minutes ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

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This thread is an abomination, I regret everything.

 

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You could hide it.

 

[I Am A Fish he/him]

Just now, DramaQueen said:

 

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I'm a fillet, not a jerk

 

[Vapor she/her]

1 hour ago, Spren of Kindness said:

The young man, who's name is Martin, for anyone interested, looks at the chaos with wide eyes.  "Seriously, what is happening?"

Scotty walks up in a bright red shirt. He slides something out of his belt which appears to be a weird skinny flip phone. "Captain," he says in a Scottish accent, "I have found a strange species which speaks like people who have never heard of grammar or spelling."

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

4 minutes ago, Vapor said:

Scotty walks up in a bright red shirt. He slides something out of his belt which appears to be a weird skinny flip phone. "Captain," he says in a Scottish accent, "I have found a strange species which speaks like people who have never heard of grammar or spelling."

"Some of them," Martin says absently, hugging his jacket closed.  "There's a few who are talking normally, but they talk to the sky."

[Vapor she/her]

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No one got my Star Trek reference?

Scotty puts the flip phone thing down. "You seem normal. But of course, all Scots tend to be better than most people."

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

1 minute ago, Vapor said:

Scotty puts the flip phone thing down. "You seem normal. But of course, all Scots tend to be better than most people."

"Well, of course.  Say - "  Martin frowns.  "You look vaguely familiar somehow.  Have we met?"

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I got the reference, just can't acknowledge it in character.

 

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[Vapor she/her]

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"I don't think so. See, I live on The Enterprise, which doesn't really pick up strange Scots." Scotty sighed. "Although they do pick up other strange people."

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

33 minutes ago, Vapor said:

"I don't think so. See, I live on The Enterprise, which doesn't really pick up strange Scots." Scotty sighed. "Although they do pick up other strange people."

"Sounds interesting.  So you've traveled some?"

[Vapor she/her]

"Quite a lot, laddy. When you're my age and you live on a spaceship, you go places."

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

"Got that right," Martin murmurs.  He clears his throat.  "Ah, a spaceship?  You're from one of the hauler fleets then?"

 

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MOAR BADD SPELINGGG

[Vapor she/her]

1 hour ago, Spren of Kindness said:

"Got that right," Martin murmurs.  He clears his throat.  "Ah, a spaceship?  You're from one of the hauler fleets then?"

 

"No, the Enterprise."

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

5 minutes ago, Vapor said:

"No, the Enterprise."

"Where's that?"  Martin asks.  "There aren't any ships that go by that name, though it has been a few years since I was on one."  He rubs his thumb against his left wrist nervously.

[Condensation she/her]

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From now on, I will ignore any posts with intentional bad grammar, spelling, capitalisation, or punctuation. If it does not appear to be intentional, I will either correct the mistake or ignore the mistake and pretend like there was no mistake. There may be exceptions, and there will likely be occasional exceptions.

 

[Vapor she/her]

"Have you heard of Starfleet?"

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

22 minutes ago, Vapor said:

"Have you heard of Starfleet?"

"Starfleet?"  Martin asks, forcing himself to stop rubbing his wrist.  "No.  There's the Asian Continental Space Force, but that's it.  Maybe this has something to do with how strange everything here is?"

[Vapor she/her]

"Maybe," Scotty replies.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

"Um, uh," Martin struggles to find something to say.  "Did you mean to come here or did you fall in?"

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8 hours ago, I Used To Be A Fish said:

I want the most free form rp on the shard.

No godmodding, 

Stay within the shard guidelines, and be nice

That is all.

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I said free form, I meant free form 

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...I feel like this belongs in the FGRS subforum...  

 

[Vapor she/her]

14 hours ago, Spren of Kindness said:

"Um, uh," Martin struggles to find something to say.  "Did you mean to come here or did you fall in?"

"I meant to come here, but now I wish I hadn't."

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

1 hour ago, Vapor said:

"I meant to come here, but now I wish I hadn't."

"The state of the world," Martin remarks.  "I've done that a few times myself."

[Vapor she/her]

Scotty nods. "Did I ask your name yet, laddy?"