The Person Below Me

[2EmLee2]

I wish…

TPBM has disappeared from the Shard for several months at a time

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Not yet 

TPBM has contemplated swallowing small shiny metal objects because "what if i'm a mistborn well i guess there's only one way to find out!".

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Not for that specific reason... yet.

TPBM tripped over a riser today.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Not today, but I have in the past and almost certainly will again. 

TPBM definitely absolutely totally doesn't have a crush on a Cosmere character.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I definitely absolutely totally do not

(Kelsier)

TPBM has edited Wikipedia.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I've edited Halopedia, but never Wikipedia.

The person below me has cheated death before.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

I have flirted upon the edge of death but never have I had the audacity to cheat it. 

TPBM has been to Thor's Well during high tide (and was spooked).

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Hmmmmm no i have not. I looked it up and it's on my bucket list now.

TPBM has been to Great Falls national park and was completely freaked out by all the detailed diagrams showing exactly what would happen to you if you were to fall in. (spoiler alert: you die an incredibly painful and prolonged death via drowning, bashing against rocks, and falling from high places, and as if that's not enough, the current would add insult to injury by sucking all of your clothes off.)

Edited December 9, 2022 by Ookla the 3 Frogs ina Coat

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

No, I can't say I've done that.

TPBM is reading Shakespeare.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Nope, and I hope I never do lol

TPBM is reading WoT.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Wheel of Time... nah. I don't think i will.

TPBM plays the cello!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

nah.

TPBM is the cello.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

nah.

TPBM has the cello.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yes 

TPBM is a storm trooper in disguise!

[Szeth's Facepalm]

haha um. why would you think that ahaha

TPBM is cello

[Odiumiumium he/him]

No, I'm a piano.

TPBM has some atium I could borrow 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Sorry man, If I had any I would have burned it a long time ago.

TPBM has fallen asleep standing up before.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

I have trouble falling asleep in my bed already  plus if I somehow fell asleep standing up I would fall and it would wake me up

TPBM has read an unpublished Sanderson novel (eg Way of Kings Prime, Aether of Night, White Sand prose...)

[Mr. Misting he/him]

Well I did start the first two chapters of aethers before I realized reading on a computer was annoying.

TPBM went to Dragonsteel 2022

Edited December 10, 2022 by Ookla the Kobold

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Sadly, no. 

TPBM has snow where they live.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

No, but very close by.

TPBM has letters to write.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Yes. Always. 

TPBM likes Roleplaying awkward conversations.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Well it's more fun than being in a real awkward conversations.

TPBM has experienced (insert event/extracurricular) hangover.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I wake up 

And I’m hung over from being awake 

TPBM can rant on and on about something our society is doing wrong 

[Odiumiumium he/him]

I can rant about how only a very small minority of people are sanderfans, a huge flaw in our current society.

TPBM gets lots of joy from seeing many 17th Shard notifications.