Girls only! (And a sleepover/tea time RP kind of thing?)

[Condensation she/her]

"EmLee! Run outside!"

[Robin Sedai she/her]

"Careful Condensation, she's spraying glitter everywhere!" Robin chokes through the incredibly fine glitter.

[2EmLee2]

EmLee runs outside, trying (but miserably failing) to contain the glitter.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

The countdown, which for some inexplicable reason had stopped, now started again.

5... 4... 3...

[2EmLee2]

EmLee braces herself and holds the glitter bomb as far away from her as her arm can reach.

2... 1... Silence. Nothing happens. Then some police chatter sounded, red and blue lights flash, but nothing else appeared to happen.

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It's time for me to go to bed now. Farewell!

 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Then, over the horizon, came The Glitter Monster. It sniffed, swinging its oddly shaped head back and forth as it looked for the source of that incredibly tasty smell.

 (How do you do empty quote boxes? Also, good night!)

[Szeth's Facepalm]

"Hi guys, I'm back with pizza- what the frick is that?"

[Condensation she/her]

"It looks like a The Glitter Monster to me!"

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Facepalm narrows their eyes. "I always knew this day would come." They carefully set the pizza down and grab three de-glitter-inators from their bag. They throw two into the air (presumably for someone to catch) and then start running towards the monster. "CHARGE!"

Spoiler

Man RP is fun

 

Edited November 23, 2021 by Szeth's Facepalm

[Robin Sedai she/her]

"Why are you running towards the giant monster??" Robin grabs a slice of pizza before picking up a de-glitter-inator off the ground. She runs toward the monster. "I guess the question is, why am I running towards the giant monster, and what do I shout?"

[Quivil]

"Potatoes. Shout Potatoes."

Tani grabs the last de-glitter-inator, starts running, and cries "HAVOC!"

Edited November 23, 2021 by Tani

[Robin Sedai she/her]

"All right then, I love potatoes!" Robin, who was only walking toward the monster now that she had seen just how rusting big it was, shouted "POTATOES!"

[2EmLee2]

“What the scud is happening? Can someone please help me get out of this glue?”

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Robin, there should be a “ ” ” button at the top of your screen, if it’s the same for you.

 

Edited November 24, 2021 by 2EmLee2

[Szeth's Facepalm]

"KINDA BUSY, 2EmLee2!" Szeth's Facepalm blasts the glitter monster with a spray of de-glitter-ing potion. "BUT I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY BAG FOR THAT! JUST BE CAREFUL YOU DON'T GET BITTEN BY MY PET CAPYBARA IF YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN!"

[Robin Sedai she/her]

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Thank you!

Relieved to have an excuse not to fight the monster, Robin runs back very very fast to help EmLee. "I don't know, but it sure is weird! Here, want a de-glitter-inator? It should work on glittery glue too!"

[Szeth's Facepalm]

"Also, I hope it's not to late to mention but if the de-glitter-er potion in the de-glitter-inators touches human flesh, the area it touched will constantly feel like a huge mosquito bite."

[Robin Sedai she/her]

"AHHH! DON'T USE THE DE-GLITTER-INATOR, EMLEE!"

Edited November 24, 2021 by Robin Hatter

[2EmLee2]

“Well, I don’t think it’s glitter glue, so if either of you happen to have a de-glue-inator, that would be great.”

[Szeth's Facepalm]

2 hours ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

"KINDA BUSY, 2EmLee2!" Szeth's Facepalm blasts the glitter monster with a spray of de-glitter-ing potion. "BUT I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY BAG FOR THAT! JUST BE CAREFUL YOU DON'T GET BITTEN BY MY PET CAPYBARA IF YOU PUT YOUR HAND IN!"

"What i said still stands! Just be super careful of the cabybara."

[2EmLee2]

EmLee goes over to where Szeth’s Facepalm’s bag is, and carefully opens it with the non-stuck hand. She digs around and comes out with something that looks like it could help.

[Guest]

Hey. I am a girl, I'm very proud to say.

[2EmLee2]

Me too. In my opinion, boys (who don’t read) are overrated.

[Guest]

Yeah that's hard to debate. Do you watch any booktubers?

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Facepalm crashes through the door. "was someone trying to talk about booktube without me?

"Anyway, i only really watch one, man carrying thing. Half his videos are memes, which may be why i watch them. ...  i don't know why i was so heated about someone talking about booktube without me..."

Facepalm punches the window, screaming "CRYSTAL BLUE HAMON OVERDRIVE" and jumps out, somehow avoiding the sharp glass. They leave a trail of cash, cheetos, and glitter (from the glitter monster).

[Guest]

What's his name? Is it Jesse the Reader?