Kiss, Marry, Kill (Sanderson Edition)

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Kiss Vin Marry Elend Kill Hoid

Kalak Kalad Kaladin

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Kill Kalad (idk who he is anyway) Kiss Kalak Marry Kaladin

Arshqqam Rysn Marasi

Edited December 19, 2025 by Ookla the Intelligent

[Akimikoisthecutest]

Kiss Rysn, Marry Marasi, Kill Arshqqam

 

Sazed, Ati, Leras

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

15 hours ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Kiss Rysn, Marry Marasi, Kill Arshqqam

 

Sazed, Ati, Leras

Kiss Ati, marry Sazed, kill Leras

Spoiler

Ati was apparently a pretty nice dude before the Shattering, and even managed to contain Ruin's murderous essence for millenia- and per WoB, he even redirected it to actually necessary things like entropy, rather than general destruction. So that's why he's better than Leras

 

Marasi, Marsh, Mariah Carey

[Akimikoisthecutest]

9 hours ago, A Silvereye in Silverlight said:

Marasi, Marsh, Mariah Carey

Kiss Marsh, Marry Marasi, Kill Mariah Carey

 

Tensoon, Melaan, Tanavast

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

On 12/21/2025 at 7:31 PM, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Kiss Marsh, Marry Marasi, Kill Mariah Carey

 

Tensoon, Melaan, Tanavast

Kill Tanavast, Kiss TenSoon, Marry MeLaan

Joke round: Kalad the usurper, Peacegiver the blessed, Warbreaker the peaceful

Actual round: Kenton, Khrissala, Koravellium'Avast

(I did not intend for them all to start with K, it just happened ) 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

On 12/21/2025 at 12:31 PM, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Kiss Marsh, Marry Marasi, Kill Mariah Carey

 

Tensoon, Melaan, Tanavast

Whoa. Such violence against the herald of Christmas

[Akimikoisthecutest]

40 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Whoa. Such violence against the herald of Christmas

Well, she's not exactly a Sanderson character, and also Marasi...

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

On 12/23/2025 at 12:24 PM, Ati_Simp said:

Kill Tanavast, Kiss TenSoon, Marry MeLaan

Joke round: Kalad the usurper, Peacegiver the blessed, Warbreaker the peaceful

Actual round: Kenton, Khrissala, Koravellium'Avast

(I did not intend for them all to start with K, it just happened ) 

Joke round: Kiss/marry/kill: all three >:P

Real round: Kiss Kor, Marry Khriss, Kill Kenton

Xisis, Doomslug, Nao 

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

7 hours ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Joke round: Kiss/marry/kill: all three >:P

Real round: Kiss Kor, Marry Khriss, Kill Kenton

Xisis, Doomslug, Nao 

Kill Nao, cause I have no idea who that is

Kiss doomslug, cause it's kinda cute

Marry Xisisrafel

Silence montane, Shai, Riina

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

On 12/25/2025 at 1:29 AM, Ati_Simp said:

Kill Nao, cause I have no idea who that is

Kiss doomslug, cause it's kinda cute

Marry Xisisrafel

Silence montane, Shai, Riina

Kiss Silence, Marry Shai, Kill Riina. 

 

Syl, Phendorana, Vienta. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

20 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Kiss Silence, Marry Shai, Kill Riina. 

 

Syl, Phendorana, Vienta. 

Uhh kiss Vienta, marry Syl, kill Phendorana (Vienta would probably have been my kill except Phendorana's already dead and I feel bad killing Vienta after all the trouble Sig went to)

Jezrien, Ishar, Taln

Edited December 30, 2025 by Kansas Stormcursed
Forgot to add new three

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Uhh kiss Vienta, marry Syl, kill Phendorana (Vienta would probably have been my kill except Phendorana's already dead and I feel bad killing Vienta after all the trouble Sig went to)

Jezrien, Ishar, Taln

Kiss jezrien

marry taln

kill ishar

Moash, Sadeas, Wax’s Uncle

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 hour ago, Honors Ghost said:

Kiss jezrien

marry taln

kill ishar

Moash, Sadeas, Wax’s Uncle

Kiss Edwarn, Marry Moash, Kill Sadeas.

 

Zane, Miles, Amaram.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Kiss Edwarn, Marry Moash, Kill Sadeas.

 

Zane, Miles, Amaram.

You read my mind. I was thinking the same choices

(Skip me, not answer)

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

1 hour ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Kiss Edwarn, Marry Moash, Kill Sadeas.

 

Zane, Miles, Amaram.

Kiss Zane, marry miles, murder and grind his bones into bone meal for my Minecraft trees amaran.

I kissed Zane bc I didn’t wanna marry him I’d rather marry a murdering psycho who can’t die then one who just hears god

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

On 12/30/2025 at 7:59 PM, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Kiss Edwarn, Marry Moash, Kill Sadeas.

 

Zane, Miles, Amaram.

String Amaram up in a highstorm

storm Zane, due to the potential of steelpushing and midair sex.

Marry Miles, since he's the only (somewhat) likeable one out of the three.

 

Ashravan, Gaotona, and Zu.

Edited January 3 by Ati_Simp

[Akimikoisthecutest]

1 minute ago, Ati_Simp said:

Ashravan, Gaotona, and Zu.

Kiss Ashravan, Marry Gaotona, and Kill Zu

Dalinar, Kelsier, and Vivienna

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

42 minutes ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Kiss Ashravan, Marry Gaotona, and Kill Zu

Dalinar, Kelsier, and Vivienna

Kiss Dalinar, Marry Vivienna, Kill Kelsier.

 

Wayne, Lopen, Lift.

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

6 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Kiss Dalinar, Marry Vivienna, Kill Kelsier.

 

Wayne, Lopen, Lift.

Kill Lopen, unfortunately

Kiss Lift (Platonically)

Marry Wayne

 

Lightsong the Bold, Blushweaver the Honest, Warbreaker the Peaceful.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Kiss Warbreaker Marry Lightsong Kill Blushweaver

Elend Raoden Adolin

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

10 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Kiss Warbreaker Marry Lightsong Kill Blushweaver

Elend Raoden Adolin

Kiss Elend, Marry Adolin (ofc), kill Raoden.

Testament, Mayalarin, Oathbringer. 

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

On 1/3/2026 at 6:39 PM, KnightSkye Reforged said:

Kiss Elend, Marry Adolin (ofc), kill Raoden.

Testament, Mayalaran, Oathbringer. 

Kill Oathbringer, Kiss Testament, Marry Mayalaran 

 

Rayse, Leras, Ati

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, Ati_Simp said:

Kill Oathbringer, Kiss Testament, Marry Mayalaran 

 

Rayse, Leras, Ati

Probably an unpopular opinion but kiss Rayse, 'cause he did so much for the plot

Marry Leras

Kill Ati

Adolin, Renarin, Kaladin

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 hour ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Probably an unpopular opinion but kiss Rayse, 'cause he did so much for the plot

Marry Leras

Kill Ati

Adolin, Renarin, Kaladin

Kiss Adolin, Marry Renarin, kill Kaladin

Edgli, Uli Da, Aona