the fellowship of the thing The Fellowship of the Thing - I'm bored. Let's mess around! (Retired)

[Knight of Iron she/they]

2 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Someone stepped into the meeting. He looked exactly like Enter, down to the smallest detail—with one exception. The newcomer gave off a clear, distinct, immeasurable sense of wrongness.

Enter spoke. “Wha- What are you doing here!?” 
“Checking on the Fellowship. What else?”

Not-Enter took Enter’s sword and impaled him through the gut onto the ground with it—faster than should have been possible without pewter or Feruchemical steel.

“Stabbing people is frowned upon in many cultures,” Lane commented, as he chucked his Rubik’s cube at Not-Enter’s face. Hopefully he won’t catch it! he thought.

Professor X summoned a Pokeball to his hand, while both Stephen and the man dressed as a king went for their swords. Ghostfire turned his robotic head in the direction calmly. The rest of the Knights tensed.

[Channelknight Fadran]

13 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Someone stepped into the meeting. He looked exactly like Enter, down to the smallest detail—with one exception. The newcomer gave off a clear, distinct, immeasurable sense of wrongness.

Enter spoke. “Wha- What are you doing here!?” 
“Checking on the Fellowship. What else?”

Not-Enter took Enter’s sword and impaled him through the gut onto the ground with it—faster than should have been possible without pewter or Feruchemical steel.

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Hold up.

Lemme get this straight.

Not-Enter just shanked Real-Enter?

 

[Enter a username]

10 minutes ago, Knight of Iron said:

“Stabbing people is frowned upon in many cultures,” Lane commented, as he chucked his Rubik’s cube at Not-Enter’s face. Hopefully he won’t catch it! he thought.

Professor X summoned a Pokeball to his hand, while both Stephen and the man dressed as a king went for their swords. Ghostfire turned his robotic head in the direction calmly. The rest of the Knights tensed.

Not-Enter didn’t bother catching the cube. “Rude makes no difference to me.”

Enter un-impaled himself, removing the sword and healing the wound with Feruchemical gold.

Enter’s sword shouted at Not-Enter. Hey! You’re not allowed to stab people like that! 

3 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Hold up.

Lemme get this straight.

Not-Enter just shanked Real-Enter?

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Pretty much. (He’ll be fine, though.)

[2EmLee2]

7 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Not-Enter didn’t bother catching the cube. “Rude makes no difference to me.”

Enter un-impaled himself, removing the sword and healing the wound with Feruchemical gold.

Enter’s sword shouted at Not-Enter. Hey! You’re not allowed to stab people like that! 

EmLee set down the food and grabbed a metal dart from her satchel, Steelpushing it through Not-Enter’s left eye socket.

Then she proceeded to dish up some tuna casserole and eat.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

8 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Not-Enter didn’t bother catching the cube. “Rude makes no difference to me.”

Enter un-impaled himself, removing the sword and healing the wound with Feruchemical gold.

Enter’s sword shouted at Not-Enter. Hey! You’re not allowed to stab people like that! 

Lane dashed over to where the cube had landed on the ground. A dull, red flashing light had appeared in one of its corners. Lane scooped it up and quickly solved it to stop the detonation. He breathed a sigh of relief.

[Enter a username]

1 minute ago, 2EmLee2 said:

EmLee set down the food and grabbed a metal dart from her satchel, Steelpushing it through Not-Enter’s left eye socket.

Then she proceeded to dish up some tuna casserole and eat.

Not-Enter Pushed on the dart, deflecting it right above his head.

[2EmLee2]

3 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Not-Enter Pushed on the dart, deflecting it right above his head.

EmLee sighed and rolled her eyes at Not-Enter. “Hey, would you mind not intruding until everyone has eaten?”

Edited August 10, 2021 by 2EmLee2

[Flaming Coinshot he/him]

Thirty thousand soldiers drew guns and held them with perfect precision at Not-Enter's head. Thousands of little lasers shined on him. Some of the other soldiers prepared to use their various skills. 

[Enter a username]

Just now, 2EmLee2 said:

EmLee sighed and rolled her eyes at Not-Enter. “Hey, would you mind not intruding until everyone has eaten?”

Enter stood up. “I think her suggestion has merit.” 
“No. This is happening now, whether you like it or not.”

Just now, Flaming Coinshoot said:

Thirty thousand soldiers drew guns and held them with perfect precision at Not-Enter's head. Thousands of little lasers shined on him. Some of the other soldiers prepared to use their various skills. 

“So you’re going to needlessly escalate this?”

[Knight of Iron she/they]

6 minutes ago, Flaming Coinshoot said:

Thirty thousand soldiers drew guns and held them with perfect precision at Not-Enter's head. Thousands of little lasers shined on him. Some of the other soldiers prepared to use their various skills. 

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Wait how are all 30000 of them fitting at the camp, and all have enough head room to a perfectly without a single one of them getting in the way?

 

4 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Enter stood up. “I think her suggestion has merit.” 
“No. This is happening now, whether you like it or not.”

“So you’re going to needlessly escalate this?”

“Wait,” said the man in the mistcloak attire, pulling back his hood to reveal wavy dirty blonde hair. “Fellow Allomancers? Feruchemists? What a coincidence.”

[2EmLee2]

3 minutes ago, Knight of Iron said:

“Wait,” said the man in the mistcloak attire, pulling back his hood to reveal wavy dirty blonde hair. “Fellow Allomancers? Feruchemists? What a coincidence.”

“Steel compounder, at your service,” EmLee said with a curtsy.

[Flaming Coinshot he/him]

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Not all thirty thousand. Maybe a hundred.

 

[Knight of Iron she/they]

35 minutes ago, 2EmLee2 said:

“Steel compounder, at your service,” EmLee said with a curtsy.

The man smiled. “Iron compounder,” he said, “what a coincidence. Not often one sees a compounder. The name’s Kelly.”

[2EmLee2]

Just now, Knight of Iron said:

The man smiled. “Iron compounder,” he said, “what a coincidence. Not often one sees a compounder. The name’s Kelly.”

EmLee smiled. “I’m EmLee. Nice to meet you, Kelly.”

[Channelknight Fadran]

"Can we all..." Fadran held up his hands, "chill out a bit, please?"

[Flaming Coinshot he/him]

Crispin nodded. "Yes, please."

[Knight of Iron she/they]

27 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

"Can we all..." Fadran held up his hands, "chill out a bit, please?"

Lane pointed at Not-Enter. “He started it. Uh. If you didn’t notice.”

He dropped his gaze and went back to nervously fidgeting with his explosive Rubik’s cube.

The rest of the Knights put away weapons, still wary, their cat pacing back and forth, growling.

[Flaming Coinshot he/him]

Crispin looked back at the company of soldiers and nodded. They lowered their weapons but remained alert. Crispin sighed. "Can we please talk like adults? I have a team of assassins and if I have to call them on you cuz you stabbed this fine gentleman-" he gestured to Enter "-It's not going to be pretty."

[2EmLee2]

EmLee served herself a fourth helping of tuna casserole.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

"Someone said something about a Clan? Is that what we have to deal with, or is there more?" asked Stephen.

[Merciful she/her]

On 8/10/2021 at 6:58 PM, 2EmLee2 said:

EmLee served herself a fourth helping of tuna casserole.

A short dude walked into the place in which EmLee and others were with a parachute dragging along the ground behind him. He grabbed some of this tuna casserole, deciding to stuff some into his beat-up Superman lunchbox before filling his stomach with it.

"At least Spatula had the decency to send me somewhere with food," he grumbled as he chewed.

Edited August 12, 2021 by Merciful

[Knight of Iron she/they]

3 hours ago, Merciful said:

A short dude walked into the place in which EmLee and others were with a parachute dragging along the ground behind him. He grabbed some of this tuna casserole, deciding to stuff some into his beat-up Superman lunchbox before filling his stomach with it.

"At least Spatula had the decency to send me somewhere with food," he grumbled as he chewed.

"Uh, hello?" said the man in the kingly robes. "What didst thou sayest about... Spatula?"

[Merciful she/her]

Just now, Knight of Iron said:

"Uh, hello?" said the man in the kingly robes. "What didst thou sayest about... Spatula?"

"Oh," the dude licked his fingers with an obnoxious sucking sound and then pointed at him, "I'll tell you about Spatula. That's where I lived and then some little 11 year old blasted me off into space."

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Just now, Merciful said:

"Oh," the dude licked his fingers with an obnoxious sucking sound and then pointed at him, "I'll tell you about Spatula. That's where I lived and then some little 11 year old blasted me off into space."

"I knowest of this Spatula, if it is the same," said the king. "I visited once."

[Merciful she/her]

Just now, Knight of Iron said:

"I knowest of this Spatula, if it is the same," said the king. "I visited once."

"Did they blast you off into space, too?" The Dude asked, grabbing more tuna casserole with the fingers he had just licked several times over.