Mistborn Jokes

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This post is for jokes related to the Mistborn series. To get things started, I'll add this one:

 

Three atoms met - a gold atom, a silver atom, and a carbon atom. The gold and silver atoms say, 

"We found a new material - electrum."

The carbon atom said, "Are you sure this is a new element?"

The gold and silver said, "No, we made it up!"

[revelryintheart she/her]

What did Kelsier say in the Pits of Hathsin?

Oh snap.

[PiedPiper she/her]

Someone in the fandom needs to major in molecular chemistry so they can discover a new element and name it Atium.

Do you think that Cadmium is less intelligent than Bendalloy? (i'm sorry, that's so bad.)

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On 5/22/2020 at 2:57 PM, revelryintheart said:

What did Kelsier say in the Pits of Hathsin?

Oh snap.

Here's a variation on that:

What did the Mistborn say after they attacked someone?

"I don't know, I just... snapped."

[Mage he/him]

Why does Lessie like the tropics?

Because of all the Paalm trees.

hehe

[Chasmgoat he/him]

I did not make this I just found it fitting for this thread.

What do you call a fight between two coinshots?

a boxing match!

 

[Shard of Reading he/him]

1 hour ago, Chasmgoat said:

I did not make this I just found it fitting for this thread.

What do you call a fight between two coinshots?

a boxing match!

 

you stole my only mistborn joke!!!!

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Oh, did you make it? I am sorry, I found it a long time ago.

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28 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said:

Oh, did you make it? I am sorry, I found it a long time ago.

No I didn't I was going to say the same thing as you. But it's the only mistborn joke I know so I can't post here anymore.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

oh, sorry for the misunderstanding. It is a really great joke.