Lightsworn Panda Posted May 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 So, do you wish to join? Or are you a member of another group? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 I'd like to join! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted May 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 Very well. Sunshine, you are now a member of the Observer's Guild. I name you an Apprentice (once you display enough experience or are active longe enough, you can be promoted to Journeyman status by one of the Masters or me. Once you display exceptionally awesome behaviour or get a popular post, you may be promoted to Master level) Take your items: Elsecaller, Blade and food and go troll (cough) observe other groups! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 25, 2014 Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 Panda, a gift for the assiduous Observer: The Waffle Watch This waffle immortalizes the ever watchful gaze of the Eyewitness Panda with its panda shape and panda eyes, shaped with meticulous care. We have brought some Asian flavor into it through a batter made of coconut and panda(n) cream. Topped with sweet ginger syrup, whipped cream and bananas, this popular Asian waffle is as delicious as it is well balanced, with a nice green color inside a light crust to match the Observer's Guild's impartiality. *hands Lightsworn Panda a shardspork* Enjoy! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted May 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2014 Panda, a gift for the assiduous Observer: The Waffle Watch This waffle immortalizes the ever watchful gaze of the Eyewitness Panda with its panda shape and panda eyes, shaped with meticulous care. We have brought some Asian flavor into it through a batter made of coconut and panda(n) cream. Topped with sweet ginger syrup, whipped cream and bananas, this popular Asian waffle is as delicious as it is well balanced, with a nice green color inside a light crust to match the Observer's Guild's impartiality. *hands Lightsworn Panda a shardspork* Enjoy! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ADDED WHEN YOU ADDED THE ASIAN FLAVOR!? But yeah, thanks for the offer. Sadly, I don't feel like eating a panda-face-shaped waffle. It'd break my heart to. (Reverently places waffle in a case on top of a shelf) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surgebound Rainspren Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 I bring a barrel of violet wine and a distorted pylop as an offering 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted May 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 I bring a barrel of violet wine and a distorted pylop as an offering BEST OFFERING EVA! Congratulations, Rain. You're now an Aprentice Observer. Take your items and go troll and laugh at the others! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 (edited) DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ADDED WHEN YOU ADDED THE ASIAN FLAVOR!? But yeah, thanks for the offer. Sadly, I don't feel like eating a panda-face-shaped waffle. It'd break my heart to. (Reverently places waffle in a case on top of a shelf) Yes, I did. This is a vegetarian waffle, so get those weird Asian ingredients out of your head. -- Well, then I will just make one coconut and panda(n) waffle for you, square shaped, with all the ingredients sans panda shape, and not use my brand new panda waffle iron. Sadly, I have to set aside this lunch offering for you, with Panda-shaped rice, since you obviously don't like eating your own kind. Edited May 26, 2014 by quitecontrary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surgebound Rainspren Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 I always thought pandas embraced cannibalism, you think you know a speices 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 Panda-shaped rice, since you obviously don't like eating your own kind. .... You do? I'm sorry but Newcargo cannot accept cannibals. We may be forced to revoke your exclusive culinary access to our kitchens if this is correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 (edited) .... You do? I'm sorry but Newcargo cannot accept cannibals. We may be forced to revoke your exclusive culinary access to our kitchens if this is correct. We don't eat the sentient waffleborn, if that's what you're asking. We only keep them for their entertaining wit, and companion in our lonely travels. We only frown upon squeamishness in eating representations of one's own kind. After all, you wouldn't object to eating a plateful of snowflake-shaped waffles, would you? -- Lightsworn Panda, we do not frown upon you, for you have gifted us with an emblem, and we have an uneasy peace. Edited May 26, 2014 by quitecontrary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surgebound Rainspren Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 do sentient waffleborn make good traveling companions? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted May 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 Yes, I did. This is a vegetarian waffle, so get those weird Asian ingredients out of your head. -- Well, then I will just make one coconut and panda(n) waffle for you, square shaped, with all the ingredients sans panda shape, and not use my brand new panda waffle iron. Sadly, I have to set aside this lunch offering for you, with Panda-shaped rice, since you obviously don't like eating your own kind. (Begins uncontrollably vomiting rainbows of adoration) do sentient waffleborn make good traveling companions? Nope. They continuously waffle one about other stuff. (Badum tsh) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 (edited) Nope. They continuously waffle one about other stuff. (Badum tsh)That is exactly what they are made for. It can get tedious at times since it's all syrupy nonsense. Of course, because of Crystal's challenge, we are now infusing our waffleborns with an infiltration formula at birth, and converting them into Trojan Waffles. (Price on Request) Edited May 26, 2014 by quitecontrary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 I hereby ask to join the Observers and will observe with my one-eyed curse if you accept me into your sacred group. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted May 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 Gaz, you are now an Apprentice of the Observer's Guild. Take your items (and your one-eyed curse) and go troll the other threads! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surgebound Rainspren Posted May 27, 2014 Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 congratulations gaz, don't burn your self on that hot chocolate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surgebound Rainspren Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 possible motto, "procul attigerimus" (distant we meddle) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted May 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 Every Apprentice is now a Journeyman, since they've spent enough time in the Guild. And, everyone, please welcome Theorymaker, our new member! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MozytheHealer Posted May 29, 2014 Report Share Posted May 29, 2014 WOOHOO!!!! *throws confetti* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theorymaker Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 I actually don't think I've been here long to have my status upgraded, but I'm not going to question it. Yay, Journeyman! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MozytheHealer Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 (edited) Pfft. I got a title on my first day. It's never too early for a promotion. Because we're awesome here. :{D Congratulations on the promotion, by the way. I here present you with a cookie that I made(it probably isn't very good, so don't feel obligated to eat it). I would suggest that a better way to get food is the Wafflesworn kitchens. Edited May 30, 2014 by MozytheHealer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 (edited) We have prepared anti-elsecaller protections. Aluminum kitchens should keep you out... EDIT: It seems that there is a peace treaty, so our second and third lines of defenses need not be used. Also, can you Elsecall through Aluminium? Edited May 30, 2014 by Ashiok 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 (edited) Had a random thought that the santhid eye was very fitting for a symbol of the observer's guild. I've already made something for the Wafflesworn and Newcagoans so I thought, why not? Here is a modified version of the Santhid eye I had previously made for my icon page. And a smaller version if needed: Edited May 30, 2014 by Awesomeness Summoned 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theorymaker Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 We have prepared anti-elsecaller protections. Aluminum kitchens should keep you out... Time to use the doors instead... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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