The Shortest Thread

[NameIess]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"Sweet, we get to ride in an ambulance!" said Capella, climbing in. Rhapsody followed her, grinning a little bit.

Symphony paused. "Is it all right if I ride in the back?"

The paramedic sighed. "Sure, as long as you don't get in the way of anyone."

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said:

The paramedic sighed. "Sure, as long as you don't get in the way of anyone."

"I'll be careful," she promised, and climbed into the back of the ambulance.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"I'll be careful," she promised, and climbed into the back of the ambulance.

The ambulances drove off and arrived at the hospital. 

[Condensation she/her]

"Where do I go?" asked Rhapsody.

[NameIess]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"Where do I go?" asked Rhapsody.

"Well, I have a few questions for you." The paramedic pulled out a clipboard.

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said:

"Well, I have a few questions for you." The paramedic pulled out a clipboard.

"Okay, ask away."

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"Okay, ask away."

"So, how was Darryl injured?"

[Condensation she/her]

"Uh, a statue exploded because it was overloaded with magic."

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"Uh, a statue exploded because it was overloaded with magic."

"Ah. Well, do you have any idea how to deactivate his armor?"

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said:

"Ah. Well, do you have any idea how to deactivate his armor?"

"No, he'd probably be the only one who would know that."

[NameIess]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"No, he'd probably be the only one who would know that."

"Well, that's too bad. We'll have to requisition an enchanted scalpel."

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Unnamable said:

"Well, that's too bad. We'll have to requisition an enchanted scalpel."

"Will it take long?"

[NameIess]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"Will it take long?"

"Probably not. It'll just be more complicated."

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said:

"Probably not. It'll just be more complicated."

"And what about Medley?"

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"And what about Medley?"

"We'll put her in the magical trauma bay with all the cursed princesses. Don't worry, she'll be very comfortable. We always seem to have plenty of funding for that section of the hospital."

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said:

"We'll put her in the magical trauma bay with all the cursed princesses. Don't worry, she'll be very comfortable. We always seem to have plenty of funding for that section of the hospital."

"What about when she wakes up? Darryl said it would happen in a couple of weeks at most."

[NameIess]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"What about when she wakes up? Darryl said it would happen in a couple of weeks at most."

"Don't worry, we've got plenty of doctors and nurses there to care for the patients. Plus, your sisters will be there as well."

[Condensation she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Unnamable said:

"Don't worry, we've got plenty of doctors and nurses there to care for the patients. Plus, your sisters will be there as well."

"Okay. Where are you going to put Darryl and when can I see him?"

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"Okay. Where are you going to put Darryl and when can I see him?"

"Well, after the surgery, he'll have a room in the trauma wing. He should make a quick recovery, once we get the enchanted glass out of him."

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said:

"Well, after the surgery, he'll have a room in the trauma wing. He should make a quick recovery, once we get the enchanted glass out of him."

"Good. Keep me updated, please. Is there somewhere I can sit to wait for him?"

[NameIess]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"Good. Keep me updated, please. Is there somewhere I can sit to wait for him?"

"We've got a waiting room. Ah, here we are. GUH."

Edited December 15, 2020 by Ookla the Unnamable

[Condensation she/her]

Just now, Ookla the Unnamable said:

"We've got a waiting room. Ah, here we are. GUH."

"Guh?"

[NameIess]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"Guh?"

"G.U.H., Ghanderflaffles United Hospital."

[Condensation she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Unnamable said:

"G.U.H., Ghanderflaffles United Hospital."

"Oh. I'll just wait here, then. Let me know when I can go see Darryl."

[NameIess]

Just now, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"Oh. I'll just wait here, then. Let me know when I can go see Darryl."

"Gotcha." The paramedics wheeled Darryl off to surgery. The next morning, a nurse came into the waiting room to inform Rhapsody that Darryl was awake.