Waffles Vs. Pancakes

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

9 minutes ago, whattheHoid said:

*Farts in Ark's general direction*

*Dies of laughter*

[whattheHoid she/her]

*revives Potency with potent waffles*

[not an Evil Librarian]

A crepe is a pancake in the same way that a burrito is Indian naan bread

[whattheHoid she/her]

Crêpes sont délicieux! I like them better than pancakes, but waffles are where it's at.

[not an Evil Librarian]

waffles = crepes > pancakes

[whattheHoid she/her]

I am Hoid and approve this équation!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

21 hours ago, Alvron said:

But they are pancakes.  The word crêpe translates as thin pancake.  Your argument is invalid.  Waffles win.  

Uh oh... 

I didn't think crepes counted as pancakes...

A pancake vs a waffle is no challenge, but a crepe...

Uh...

[not an Evil Librarian]

17 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

Uh oh... 

I didn't think crepes counted as pancakes...

A pancake vs a waffle is no challenge, but a crepe...

Uh...

Again, a crepe is a pancake in the same way that a burrito is Indian naan bread

 

Edited April 18, 2019 by not an Evil Librarian

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Ok. Thanks! That eases my conscience!

[AonEne he/him]

If any newcomers to the Shard happen to see this thread? Don't worry, the entire Shard isn't just like this.

[+Invocation]

We're all forgetting something very simple in the breakfast equation. Specifically two things: bagels and breakfast burritos.

[+Keeper Exile]

The waffles are clearly superior...

SEND OUT THE SYRUP BATTALIONS!

PREPARE THE TOASTER BOMBS! 

FILL YOUR STOMACHS!

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Invocation said:

We're all forgetting something very simple in the breakfast equation. Specifically two things: bagels and breakfast burritos.

BREAKFAST BURRITOS ARE DELICIOUS!!!

But they have no place in the waffle and pancake war. They are too perfect to bother with such lowly things.

[+Keeper Exile]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

BREAKFAST BURRITOS ARE DELICIOUS!!!

But they have no place in the waffle and pancake war. They are too perfect to bother with such lowly things.

So true... Especially if you have more than one.

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Keeper Exile said:

So true... Especially if you have more than one.

Like the combo at McDonalds.

[+Keeper Exile]

Great. Now I'm hungry...

I should make a breakfast burrito, except IN A WAFFLE!

The ultimate combo.

Edited April 19, 2019 by Keeper Exile

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Keeper Exile said:

Great. Now I'm hungry...

I should make a breakfast burrito, except IN A WAFFLE!

At that point you just have a breakfast sandwich, unless you somehow figure out how to roll a waffle. Although waffle sandwiches are still quite delicious.

[+Invocation]

Y'all think breakfast burritos are good? I'd be inclined to agree with you, except for one thing: BACON EXPLOSION! @Lunamor and @Keeper Exile what do y'all think about that? (Apologies if you can't eat it)

If you don't know what it is:

Spoiler

Maple syrup inside of sausage inside of bacon inside of sausage inside of bacon, glazed in maple syrup and brown sugar, smoked for three hours, glazed again, then served as a loaf of meat.

 

[Lunamor she/her]

10 minutes ago, Invocation said:

Y'all think breakfast burritos are good? I'd be inclined to agree with you, except for one thing: BACON EXPLOSION! @Lunamor and @Keeper Exile what do y'all think about that? (Apologies if you can't eat it)

If you don't know what it is:

  Hide contents

Maple syrup inside of sausage inside of bacon inside of sausage inside of bacon, glazed in maple syrup and brown sugar, smoked for three hours, glazed again, then served as a loaf of meat.

 

*drools*

[+Doomstick he/him]

37 minutes ago, Invocation said:

Maple syrup inside of sausage inside of bacon inside of sausage inside of bacon, glazed in maple syrup and brown sugar, smoked for three hours, glazed again, then served as a loaf of meat.

I don't think that's possible

[Silva]

1 hour ago, Invocation said:

Y'all think breakfast burritos are good? I'd be inclined to agree with you, except for one thing: BACON EXPLOSION! @Lunamor and @Keeper Exile what do y'all think about that? (Apologies if you can't eat it)

If you don't know what it is:

  Hide contents

Maple syrup inside of sausage inside of bacon inside of sausage inside of bacon, glazed in maple syrup and brown sugar, smoked for three hours, glazed again, then served as a loaf of meat.

 

That sounds...nauseating. 

Waffles. Even the word is fun to say.

[Lunamor she/her]

Just now, Silva said:

That sounds...nauseating. 

Waffles. Even the word is fun to say.

I KNOW RIGHT????

Waaaaaaaaaaaafllllllllllllllllles

[+Keeper Exile]

1 hour ago, Invocation said:

Y'all think breakfast burritos are good? I'd be inclined to agree with you, except for one thing: BACON EXPLOSION! @Lunamor and @Keeper Exile what do y'all think about that? (Apologies if you can't eat it)

If you don't know what it is:

  Hide contents

Maple syrup inside of sausage inside of bacon inside of sausage inside of bacon, glazed in maple syrup and brown sugar, smoked for three hours, glazed again, then served as a loaf of meat.

 

That sounds absolutely delicious, but I am having trouble figuring out how many laws of physics we would have to break to make that.

Could I get that with a side of a waffle breakfast sandwich/burrito, please?

[+Invocation]

5 hours ago, AonDii said:

I don't think that's possible

IT IS POSSIBLE BECAUSE I'VE HAD IT ON THREE OCCASIONS!

4 hours ago, Silva said:

That sounds...nauseating. 

Nauseating? *gasps dramatically* HOW DARE YOU? I'll have you know it's the finest of dining.

4 hours ago, Keeper Exile said:

That sounds absolutely delicious, but I am having trouble figuring out how many laws of physics we would have to break to make that.

Don't have to break any laws of physics! Even if that makes it more fun, physics is for chumps! Just need some toothpicks, a lot of bacon, and the knowhow to weave bacon mats is all.

4 hours ago, Keeper Exile said:

Could I get that with a side of a waffle breakfast sandwich/burrito, please?

Why not just put it on a sandwich or in a burrito? Those are both valid uses.

Edited April 19, 2019 by Invocation

[Vogelsang he/him]

So I was gonna bring french toast into the discussion, but then I realized: what if you made french toast waffles?!