The Citadel

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

1 hour ago, Darth Woodrack said:

No cake.

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Good because the cake is a lie!

 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

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I don't even know what to think.

Protype Breadmunks ran around the Citadel, as Dusk moved through the party.

[BooksBeforeDeath]

"Umm," said a man, holding a cake. "I... brought a cake. In my defence, it's a GB member's birthday, and he requested a cake."

The man (who totally wasn't stalking the citadel earlier) laid down a cake on the table. "I couldn't get the triple chocolate mousse, so I got the next best thing."

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I'm on mobile, so I can't send the pic, but you can see if if you go to the TUBA thread.

The man, named Toa, begin to dance while filling his steel metalmind

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

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I'm fine with the cake, but Ark told me that was the GB councils demands for supporting this.

Dusk made sure not to notice the cake.

[BooksBeforeDeath]

Toa started dancing with the Breadmonks. 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

The Breadmonks, who had no affiliation with the breadmunks were an ancient group form a monastery a few miles north of the citadel.

[BooksBeforeDeath]

Toa started dancing with the Breadmunks

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I want to sign up to be a Breadmonk. Someone make that a guild. I promise not to try and kill you if you do.

 

[old man moomba he/him]

A group of half mime Kandra attempted to fix the continuity. They failed uterly.

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A gateway opened, and Ciera walked out, carrying an amp for her bass guitar. She had the guitar slung around her back. She began to set up her equipment. 

"I'm here to provide the live entertainment." she said, tuning her guitar.

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

“Hey, Ciera,” Tena yelled to the younger woman, “y’know what the difference between a viola and an onion is?” She paused before conitnuing, “You don’t cry when you cut up a viola!” She laid a flashing Tia card on the floor, then teleported to her house and grabbed her electric violin, teleporting back to signal of the Tia card on the floor in a second. Sound-amplifying Aons activated all along the violin’s length after she finished tuning it, and she drew the bow across the A string, producing an eerie, high-pitched sound that stopped everyone in their tracks all throughout the citadel. Then, she started playing. Not anything special, really, just something she’d seen an orchestra play once. ‘Clocks’ by Coldplay. Pretty easy. 

[Rashek of Bridge Four he/him]

Vtlikv then walked in, humming the song that was being played. He walked up to the cake, and got himself a slice, but he didn't eat any yet.

Vtlikv looked around and yelled, "Where is the chocolate mousse?"

Edited December 19, 2018 by Rashek of Bridge Four

[BooksBeforeDeath]

Toa cringed. "I'm sorry, TUBA didn't have any on hand, and the only person active wasn't a good baker, so I got this instead."

"Anyway, have some cake! It's Tena's birthday."

Edited December 19, 2018 by BooksBeforeDeath

[Sherlock Holmes he/him]

Tena nodded in approval. It was true. She started playing her own version of ‘Deck the Halls’. 

“Deck the halls with Koloss skulls,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Astride our trusty steeds, the chulls.

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Don we now our mistcloak apparel,

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

To troll the ancient Ookla day carol.

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

See the wild Ooklas before us.

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

“Set your traps and join the hunting!”

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Follow me now in merry measure,

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

While I tell of Ookla day treasure.

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Fast away the old book passes,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Hail the new book, lads and lasses.

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Sing we joyous, all together,

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

Heedless of the Stormfather’s temper.

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.”

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Yes, I revised Ark’s version to make it cooler.

 

Edited December 19, 2018 by Ookla the Meme-Thief

[Rashek of Bridge Four he/him]

Vtlikv looked back down at his piece of cake, looking sad, and gave in.

He then stood up and left.

Edited December 19, 2018 by Rashek of Bridge Four

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Mac glanced at his invitation to the party, and fastened his hat tighter onto his head as he walked through the alleys. Dusk had eliminated his use of alleymatics, and stopped teleporting, but it was incredibly to make it impossible for the alleys to get into the city. If you managed to construct the entire city without a single alley, that could possibly work. But they could still worm their way in.

He straightened his suit, and stepped out of the alleys and into the city. It certainly was impressive for something so recently built. Hopefully he wouldn't destroy it. He walked to the door of the party and knocked twice.

[old man moomba he/him]

Ciera began to play along to the 'Deck the Halls' remix, adding an awesome bassline.

[+Ark1002]

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Yours is better then mine.

Mines the one with more upvotes though

Algernon, one of those hosting the party, began playing along on his flute.

Edited December 19, 2018 by Ark1002

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Dusk informed Mac that the Alleymatic inhibitors were not functional yet, so he was fine, and of the fact that they will only be used in emergencies. He also informed him that right now the city is so spread out that there are no alleys.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Mac looked around at the spaces in between the buildings. Those were small enough to be considered alleys. 

Alley 593685 was so large that we hold re-enactments of space battles spanning light years in it. If alleys can get that big, I don’t think we have an issue. 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Dusk also informed Mac that the citadel is well lit, and defines the area between it's buildings as streets, not alleys.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Mac then reminds dusk that much of the DA is lit as well, and it doesn’t matter what dusk thinks of the streets because he’s not using them to alleytravel, it’s just the people who use the alleys that need to perceive them as alleys. 

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Dusk passed a law that states that all spaces between buildings are defined as streets, unless specifically defined otherwise by the chief administrator.

[+Ark1002]

Ark complained that this pointless argument is really annoying.

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The Koloss party was slightly separated. It had a sign: "No Miner's. We'll keep our gold." Inside, the Koloss were munchin heads and singing carols. They were all baritones.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Dusk walked into this area and said, "Hey guys, I now I gave you more freedom in work hours, but you still have to supply the metals you mine to us, and then you get payed. You're aware of this fact, correct?" Dusk said. The Koloss grunted their approval. Dusk went back to make the party make more sense. There were several hundred tables spread across the city, with about half of them having food on them. The houses were all closed, as they were private property, and the Precursors, were their to maintain law and order. Their were several special reserved tables for couples, like Ambrosia and @Ookla the Memelord, and the Breadmunks, and Breadmonks were spread across the city.

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

I walked with a silent step, looking around at all the partygoers.

[old man moomba he/him]

As the song ended, Ciera began to play the opening bassline to 'Tom Sawyer' by Rush.