Favorite Alcatraz quotes!

[Theodore Smedry]

Main question for this topic: What is your favortie quote/joke/witty remark from all of Alcatraz?

Mine: "Definition of 'Crapaflapnasti': 'adj. Used to describe an item which is as disgusting as fish sticks.' (Note: This word can only be used to describe fish sticks themselves, as nothing has yet been found which is equally crapaflapnasti. Though the unclean, moldy, cluttered space under Brandon Sanderson’s bed comes close.)"

[+Doomstick he/him]

I like the one where Quentin is speaking in high imperial, but if it is said by Alcatraz himself, then “rutabaga”

[Furamirionind They/Any/All]

There are so many amazing quotes in those books... My favorite though would probably have to be about how we don't read fantasy books, only real books about the evil librarians ruling the world. : )

[+Doomstick he/him]

I also like the one about “near-lethal handbags”

[Furamirionind They/Any/All]

Personally, I say, "Out of the frying pan and into the deadly pit filled with sharks who are wielding chainsaws with killer kittens stapled to them." However, that one's having a rough time catching on.

Ugh, staples are my IRL nemesis...

[+Ark1002]

I like Bastille's comment of stairs being more advanced than elevators in book 1.

Edited November 24, 2018 by Badadah
Somehow forgot to add like... xP

[Use the Falchion]

"What did you expect? That I'd leave you here all summer, in the exact place where your enemies know where to look? With people that aren't even your family? In a place you don't really like, and that is depressingly normal compared to the world you've grown to love? Doesn't that sound a little stupid and contrived to you?"

 

BEST. SHADE. THROWN. EVER.

[Guest]

I liked Kaz talking about his list.

[Bastille Dartmoor]

Mine is 

 Definition of “Crapaflapnasti”: “adj. Used to describe an item which is as disgusting as fish sticks.” (Note: This word can only be used to describe fish sticks themselves, as nothing has yet been found which is equally crapaflapnasti. Though the unclean, moldy, cluttered space under Brandon Sanderson’s bed comes close.) But I LOVE all of the books

The books are so good