The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Nooo it's notttttttt

she left meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*puts on a wig*

How about I be your substitute mother.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

*puts on a wig*

How about I be your substitute mother.

…you look really creepy… 

how about my temporary father? 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

…you look really creepy… 

how about my temporary father? 

*sadly outs away wig*

okay

Spoiler

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

*sadly outs away wig*

okay

  Reveal hidden contents

 

Yay!! 

*slaps down ten year contract*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Yay!! 

*slaps down ten year contract*

…

Is this how Glass became your mother?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

…

Is this how Glass became your mother?

Just sign the scudding contract. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Just sign the scudding contract. 

Okay okay!

*puts signature*

there, dont hurt me

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

Okay okay!

*puts signature*

there, dont hurt me

Yay! I have TWO parents! 

 

*hugs father*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Wait wait wait... Vyz has a family? How did I not know this?

*brings forth birth record of Vyz*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Wait wait wait... Vyz has a family? How did I not know this?

*brings forth birth record of Vyz*

He's my father now!! 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

He's my father now!! 

well...

*points to the spot for father on the birth certificate*

IM HIS

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

well...

*points to the spot for father on the birth certificate*

IM HIS

I HAVE A GRANDPA???

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

@Ookla the Invyzable

Son, it's time I told you who I am.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

44 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Yay! I have TWO parents! 

 

*hugs father*

*pat* *pat*

11 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

@Ookla the Invyzable

Son, it's time I told you who I am.

Uh, wut.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Invyzable said:

*pat* *pat*

Uh, wut.

*shows you your birf certificate*

*as well as your birth certificate*

Vyz... I am your father.

22 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

I HAVE A GRANDPA???

*deep, raspy breath*

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

*pat* *pat*

Uh, wut.

 

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

*shows you your birf certificate*

*as well as your birth certificate*

Vyz... I am your father.

*deep, raspy breath*

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell

*hugs both*

EEEEEE I HAVE SO MUCH FAMILEEEE

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

 

*hugs both*

EEEEEE I HAVE SO MUCH FAMILEEEE

Did I ever tell you of the time that *coughing fit* Vyz almost died?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Did I ever tell you of the time that *coughing fit* Vyz almost died?

No! Tell!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

*shows you your birf certificate*

*as well as your birth certificate*

Vyz... I am your father.

Spoiler

 

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Did I ever tell you of the time that *coughing fit* Vyz almost died?

Wait what

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

No! Tell!

Well, one time, when Vyz was just a wee lad... *laughs, then coughs* he was playin' with 'em other kids near the canyon, ya see. He dared 'em to jump off, and one did. *cough* soon, the police were after them. So Vyz almost died to 'em fuzz.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

did y'all see Eddie's back?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

33 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Well, one time, when Vyz was just a wee lad... *laughs, then coughs* he was playin' with 'em other kids near the canyon, ya see. He dared 'em to jump off, and one did. *cough* soon, the police were after them. So Vyz almost died to 'em fuzz.

Oh gracious…….

Father? You’ll be responsible with me right? No canyons for me? 

@Ookla the Invyzable

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

did y'all see Eddie's back?

She still has hw  

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Oh gracious…….

Father? You’ll be responsible with me right? No canyons for me? 

@Ookla the Invyzable

She still has hw  

then our war was in vain......

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

What the storming stormfather just happened?!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Fatherhood, I guess.