The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

I graciously donate tBftS clones to Haly.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

22 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I graciously donate tBftS clones to Haly.

I subject them all to contracts.

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

18 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

I subject them all to contracts.

I steal all your contracts

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I eat the clones.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

The clones eat you from the inside out.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Ew.

I die again. *death*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Ew.

I die again. *death*

DONT EAT MY CLONES

[The H]

1 hour ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

DONT EAT MY CLONES

Too late.

I like your plans Haly, but I don't want to slave away at the cranks. Here's my proposal; we become business partners (just to be clear, you have little to nothing to gain from this deal).

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

24 minutes ago, The H said:

Too late.

I like your plans Haly, but I don't want to slave away at the cranks. Here's my proposal; we become business partners (just to be clear, you have little to nothing to gain from this deal).

Can I lend yall my Death clones?

*clears throat*
*pulls up advertisement*
 

Spoiler

Come, one and all, to see the magnificent Death clones!

Have you ever felt that you couldn’t harvest souls quickly enough to feed your Wrath clones? Have you quivered in fear that the Wrath clones will overthrow you and violently eat you?

Well fear no more, for Death clones are here!* They are the most efficient at the harvest in the industry, able to k-word millions at once! They can teleport to more people to kill quickly, and even deliver souls directly to the Wrath clones!

They only charge a small fee of 50% of the harvested souls!

*Disclaimer: By no means is this advertisement suggesting to not fear the product. Do not look product in the eyes. The line is for purposes of sale only. Parts and masks sold separately. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible** for any harm coming to the salesman or consumers. Examples include, but are not limited to: instantaneous death, permanent fear of shadows, fear of masks, fear of eyes, bodily harm, abandon enemy as a ghost, death. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible for any damages to other products. Returns not necessary and not accepted. No refunds. Previews available outside your home. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible for any rogue or unobedient*** products.

**All uses of the word responsible in this disclaimer actually mean liable.

***As my lawyers have reminded me, unobedient is not actually a word. Unobedient is defined in this disclaimer by the following phrase, “In any of the following states of being, but not limited to: Unwilling to obey, unwilling to comply, unable to comply, unable to move, unable to act, or acting in such a way that SpiritOfWrath is liable to be sued or prosecuted.

 

Edited October 25, 2024 by SpiritOfWrath

[The H]

6 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Can I lend yall my Death clones?

*clears throat*
*pulls up advertisement*
 

  Reveal hidden contents

Come, one and all, to see the magnificent Death clones!

Have you ever felt that you couldn’t harvest souls quickly enough to feed your Wrath clones? Have you quivered in fear that the Wrath clones will overthrow you and violently eat you?

Well fear no more, for Death clones are here!* They are the most efficient at the harvest in the industry, able to k-word millions at once! They can teleport to more people to kill quickly, and even deliver souls directly to the Wrath clones!

They only charge a small fee of 50% of the harvested souls!

*Disclaimer: By no means is this advertisement suggesting to not fear the product. Do not look product in the eyes. The line is for purposes of sale only. Parts and masks sold separately. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible** for any harm coming to the salesman or consumers. Examples include, but are not limited to: instantaneous death, permanent fear of shadows, fear of masks, fear of eyes, bodily harm, abandon enemy as a ghost, death. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible for any damages to other products. Returns not necessary and not accepted. No refunds. Previews available outside your home. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible for any rogue or unobedient*** products.

**All uses of the word responsible in this disclaimer actually mean liable.

***As my lawyers have reminded me, unobedient is not actually a word. Unobedient is defined in this disclaimer by the following phrase, “In any of the following states, but not limited to: Unwilling to obey, unwilling to comply, unable to comply, unable to move, unable to act, or acting in such a way that SpiritOfWrath is liable to be sued or prosecuted.

 

Brilliant, thanks! 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

DONT EAT MY CLONES

*ghostly apologies*

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

8 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*ghostly apologies*

Could I interest you in some Death Clones? Because of their ghostly nature, you will be able to fully interact with them even as a ghost!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

29 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Could I interest you in some Death Clones? Because of their ghostly nature, you will be able to fully interact with them even as a ghost!

I accept!

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

10 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

I accept!

Okay! Just don’t look at them in their eyes.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

44 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Could I interest you in some Death Clones? Because of their ghostly nature, you will be able to fully interact with them even as a ghost!

Sure.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Okay! Just don’t look at them in their eyes.

Duly noted. 

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

I too would like some

*pulls out 5 emerald broams*

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, kpShadowFox said:

I too would like some

*pulls out 5 emerald broams*

Nonono. They ask a payment of souls. Read this post.

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Can I lend yall my Death clones?

*clears throat*
*pulls up advertisement*
 

  Reveal hidden contents

Come, one and all, to see the magnificent Death clones!

Have you ever felt that you couldn’t harvest souls quickly enough to feed your Wrath clones? Have you quivered in fear that the Wrath clones will overthrow you and violently eat you?

Well fear no more, for Death clones are here!* They are the most efficient at the harvest in the industry, able to k-word millions at once! They can teleport to more people to kill quickly, and even deliver souls directly to the Wrath clones!

They only charge a small fee of 50% of the harvested souls!

*Disclaimer: By no means is this advertisement suggesting to not fear the product. Do not look product in the eyes. The line is for purposes of sale only. Parts and masks sold separately. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible** for any harm coming to the salesman or consumers. Examples include, but are not limited to: instantaneous death, permanent fear of shadows, fear of masks, fear of eyes, bodily harm, abandon enemy as a ghost, death. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible for any damages to other products. Returns not necessary and not accepted. No refunds. Previews available outside your home. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible for any rogue or unobedient*** products.

**All uses of the word responsible in this disclaimer actually mean liable.

***As my lawyers have reminded me, unobedient is not actually a word. Unobedient is defined in this disclaimer by the following phrase, “In any of the following states of being, but not limited to: Unwilling to obey, unwilling to comply, unable to comply, unable to move, unable to act, or acting in such a way that SpiritOfWrath is liable to be sued or prosecuted.

 

 

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Nonono. They ask a payment of souls. Read this post.

 

I see nothing about payments, only a usage fee of 50% of the souls

my broams should cover the cost of the actual payment

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

5 minutes ago, kpShadowFox said:

I see nothing about payments, only a usage fee of 50% of the souls

my broams should cover the cost of the actual payment

This usage fee is the payment.

But, oh no, one of them stole the broams and gave them to me! Look at asterisk 3!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

This usage fee is the payment.

But, oh no, one of them stole the broams and gave them to me! Look at asterisk 3!

May I have some

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

What

*steals Vyz’s hands*

@Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug I’m Dave now

Edited October 25, 2024 by DaveSouls

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, DaveSouls said:

What

*steals Vyz’s hands*

Well at least he has three more.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Well at least he has three more.

I stoleded them all

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

but why vyz's hands? why not dave's hands?