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Posted
18 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

I subject them all to contracts.

I steal all your contracts

Posted
1 hour ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

DONT EAT MY CLONES

Too late.

I like your plans Haly, but I don't want to slave away at the cranks. Here's my proposal; we become business partners (just to be clear, you have little to nothing to gain from this deal).

Posted (edited)
24 minutes ago, The H said:

Too late.

I like your plans Haly, but I don't want to slave away at the cranks. Here's my proposal; we become business partners (just to be clear, you have little to nothing to gain from this deal).

Can I lend yall my Death clones?

*clears throat*
*pulls up advertisement*
 

Spoiler

Come, one and all, to see the magnificent Death clones!

Have you ever felt that you couldn’t harvest souls quickly enough to feed your Wrath clones? Have you quivered in fear that the Wrath clones will overthrow you and violently eat you?

Well fear no more, for Death clones are here!* They are the most efficient at the harvest in the industry, able to k-word millions at once! They can teleport to more people to kill quickly, and even deliver souls directly to the Wrath clones!

They only charge a small fee of 50% of the harvested souls!

*Disclaimer: By no means is this advertisement suggesting to not fear the product. Do not look product in the eyes. The line is for purposes of sale only. Parts and masks sold separately. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible** for any harm coming to the salesman or consumers. Examples include, but are not limited to: instantaneous death, permanent fear of shadows, fear of masks, fear of eyes, bodily harm, abandon enemy as a ghost, death. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible for any damages to other products. Returns not necessary and not accepted. No refunds. Previews available outside your home. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible for any rogue or unobedient*** products.

**All uses of the word responsible in this disclaimer actually mean liable.

***As my lawyers have reminded me, unobedient is not actually a word. Unobedient is defined in this disclaimer by the following phrase, “In any of the following states of being, but not limited to: Unwilling to obey, unwilling to comply, unable to comply, unable to move, unable to act, or acting in such a way that SpiritOfWrath is liable to be sued or prosecuted.

 

Edited by SpiritOfWrath
Posted
6 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Can I lend yall my Death clones?

*clears throat*
*pulls up advertisement*
 

  Reveal hidden contents

Come, one and all, to see the magnificent Death clones!

Have you ever felt that you couldn’t harvest souls quickly enough to feed your Wrath clones? Have you quivered in fear that the Wrath clones will overthrow you and violently eat you?

Well fear no more, for Death clones are here!* They are the most efficient at the harvest in the industry, able to k-word millions at once! They can teleport to more people to kill quickly, and even deliver souls directly to the Wrath clones!

They only charge a small fee of 50% of the harvested souls!

*Disclaimer: By no means is this advertisement suggesting to not fear the product. Do not look product in the eyes. The line is for purposes of sale only. Parts and masks sold separately. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible** for any harm coming to the salesman or consumers. Examples include, but are not limited to: instantaneous death, permanent fear of shadows, fear of masks, fear of eyes, bodily harm, abandon enemy as a ghost, death. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible for any damages to other products. Returns not necessary and not accepted. No refunds. Previews available outside your home. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible for any rogue or unobedient*** products.

**All uses of the word responsible in this disclaimer actually mean liable.

***As my lawyers have reminded me, unobedient is not actually a word. Unobedient is defined in this disclaimer by the following phrase, “In any of the following states, but not limited to: Unwilling to obey, unwilling to comply, unable to comply, unable to move, unable to act, or acting in such a way that SpiritOfWrath is liable to be sued or prosecuted.

 

Brilliant, thanks! 😊

Posted
29 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Could I interest you in some Death Clones? Because of their ghostly nature, you will be able to fully interact with them even as a ghost!

I accept!

Posted
Just now, kpShadowFox said:

I too would like some

*pulls out 5 emerald broams*

Nonono. They ask a payment of souls. Read this post.

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Can I lend yall my Death clones?

*clears throat*
*pulls up advertisement*
 

  Reveal hidden contents

Come, one and all, to see the magnificent Death clones!

Have you ever felt that you couldn’t harvest souls quickly enough to feed your Wrath clones? Have you quivered in fear that the Wrath clones will overthrow you and violently eat you?

Well fear no more, for Death clones are here!* They are the most efficient at the harvest in the industry, able to k-word millions at once! They can teleport to more people to kill quickly, and even deliver souls directly to the Wrath clones!

They only charge a small fee of 50% of the harvested souls!

*Disclaimer: By no means is this advertisement suggesting to not fear the product. Do not look product in the eyes. The line is for purposes of sale only. Parts and masks sold separately. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible** for any harm coming to the salesman or consumers. Examples include, but are not limited to: instantaneous death, permanent fear of shadows, fear of masks, fear of eyes, bodily harm, abandon enemy as a ghost, death. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible for any damages to other products. Returns not necessary and not accepted. No refunds. Previews available outside your home. SpiritOfWrath is not responsible for any rogue or unobedient*** products.

**All uses of the word responsible in this disclaimer actually mean liable.

***As my lawyers have reminded me, unobedient is not actually a word. Unobedient is defined in this disclaimer by the following phrase, “In any of the following states of being, but not limited to: Unwilling to obey, unwilling to comply, unable to comply, unable to move, unable to act, or acting in such a way that SpiritOfWrath is liable to be sued or prosecuted.

 

 

Posted
4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Nonono. They ask a payment of souls. Read this post.

 

I see nothing about payments, only a usage fee of 50% of the souls

my broams should cover the cost of the actual payment

Posted
5 minutes ago, kpShadowFox said:

I see nothing about payments, only a usage fee of 50% of the souls

my broams should cover the cost of the actual payment

This usage fee is the payment.

But, oh no, one of them stole the broams and gave them to me! Look at asterisk 3!

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