Ripheus23 Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 I'm running out of bizarre Cosmere theories/arguments/interpretations. Or, worse, I've already run out of them (at least, not one has popped into my head today). I propose we develop a random-theory generator. Something like _________ is caused by _________ for the sake of theme _________. Like, say, "Hoid's desire for instant noodles is caused by the "survival" Shard for the sake of reconciling the fantasy genre with modern cuisine," or suchlike. I realize this is similar to the joke-theory thread except here we don't need to come up with theories ourselves, if we could but program the Internet to do so for us.
Quantus he/him Posted October 17, 2018 Posted October 17, 2018 Haha, nice, so basically Cosmere Mad-Libs. The Cosmere Cards Against Humanity set is probably a good place to start for both sides of that 1
HSuperLee Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 We could go full Gulliver's Travels with this, and build a machine that assembles random theories endlessly, and eventually, every theory will be made and we'll have complete knowledge of the entire Cosmere. We could speed up the process by also assembling a machine that randomly creates WoBs. Do I need a spoiler tag for 200 year old classical literature? 1
Undead Wookiee Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 On 10/17/2018 at 2:43 PM, Quantus said: Haha, nice, so basically Cosmere Mad-Libs. The Cosmere Cards Against Humanity set is probably a good place to start for both sides of that I never seen those but i downloaded them instantly going to print them soon once i get some cardstock
Zelly Posted October 18, 2018 Posted October 18, 2018 On 10/17/2018 at 3:43 PM, Quantus said: Haha, nice, so basically Cosmere Mad-Libs. You mean like theeeeeeeeeeeese: 2
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted October 20, 2018 Posted October 20, 2018 You need random bizzare theories? Check my signature :-D Or I can make some up for you: The Desolations are caused by Hoid in order to falsely implicate Odium. Spook is Mraize in disguise as May Aladar. Autonomys Vessel is in fact Dockson. Beard is Thaidakar or Restares, whichever you prefer. Chana is Navani, and suffers from a memory loss. Renarins glasses were Dawnshards. 2
Slimy_Slider Posted October 20, 2018 Posted October 20, 2018 6 hours ago, Toaster Retribution said: The Desolations are caused by Hoid in order to falsely implicate Odium. I mean... I sorta already have a theory about this. So I'm not really sure how I feel now .
Zelly Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 @Ripheus23 Ask, and you shall receive. https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/254269482/ I'll add one with your template idea some day. 2
Embrisk he/him Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 I think anything can be explained by X = Y because of the shards.
Ripheus23 Posted October 21, 2018 Author Posted October 21, 2018 18 hours ago, Zellyia said: @Ripheus23 Ask, and you shall receive. https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/254269482/ I'll add one with your template idea some day. So it begins. First ones I got (they've got to be special because they're the first): Marsh saves Nalthis by Soulcasting chouta/Cultivation is working together with Navani.
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