BreathTaker Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Preferably not puns as I don't want this to to be Ruined... dang, it has already begun. My favorite that I used on my wife yesterday was "Are a Slider? Because every time I'm near you, time slows down" (I used the term "Bendalloy Misting" and then had to explain what a Bendalloy Misting was, afterwards it won me an "Awww" and a small kiss... I'm not entirely sure it was a win or it was out of pity but she did suggest I make it a Mistborn meme. Unfortunately I don't have that patience, this seems like a better outlet anyway. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shardmancer Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Unlike most men who want to sweep you off your feet.. I wanna lash you to the stars. (too cheesy) 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted April 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Upvote for you sir, I like it a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 And now, allow me to introduce the newest big meme: Creepy Inquisitor Guy. Original picture from DeviantArt. He seems sweet, but I wouldn't recommend going out with him. He might spike your drink. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 (edited) "Hey there, are you a Lightweaver? Because the sight of you just Illuminated my day." Or "Are you an atium misting, because you'll know just what I think of you a few seconds before it shows." Edited April 27, 2014 by Ketek 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted April 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 That last one seems a bit lacking Kelek, but I think it works. Also, KK... HOLY CRAP THAT'S AWESOME!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 (edited) Do you see any flame spren on me, because you set my heart on fire. Edited April 27, 2014 by CalebTheGeek 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted April 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Alternatley: "Are you a flame spren? Because you set my heart on fire" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 I can see these pickup lines totally working on anyone. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 I can see these pickup lines totally working on anyone. Anyone worth hitting on, anyway. Only a girl who would understand these lines would be tolerant of you spending long hours on 17th Shard or reading BranSan's books. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 That last one seems a bit lacking Kelek, but I think it works. Also, KK... HOLY CRAP THAT'S AWESOME!!! So from a symmetrical poem, I become a Herald? Not bad And yeah the last one was a bit lacking, alas. Try this: "It's too bad you're not an Augur, because then you'd see how good we could be together." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSU Tiger Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Is that a rainspren in your pocket or are you just happy to see me. Sorry, I was just viewing Syl's reaction to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Is that a rainspren in your pocket or are you just happy to see me. Sorry, I was just viewing Syl's reaction to. IS NOWHERE SAFE?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted April 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 How spoilery is the rule 34ing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 How spoilery is the rule 34ing Full spoilers for Words of Radiance, I'm afraid. Also, it will murder your soul and rob you of your innocence, so you should avoid it like the plague. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted April 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 SOUL!??!? HA! I'm married to a Ginge. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 (edited) ...You lucky, lucky man. (I have a weakness for redheads ala Locke Lamora) Edited April 27, 2014 by Ketek 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted April 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 I too have that weakness. Karen Gillan... wherever you are you fiery headed Scottish lass... You are beautiful... (My wife knows this btw) Now if only she was a Sharder. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndrunner Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 I Omi you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shardmancer Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 "O Austre God of Colors.. you certaintly take my Breath away" -had to be done 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 I too have that weakness. Karen Gillan... wherever you are you fiery headed Scottish lass... You are beautiful... (My wife knows this btw) Now if only she was a Sharder. I did not know who this was but wow, I am officially stunned. Also my FB profile picture has Shallan Davar on it (who is also a redhead, coincidentally). The weakness is strong indeed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted April 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 (edited) HA!!! KETEK FOR THE FRELLING WIN!!!... Unless you're hitting on me, then... yeah you still win. Edited April 27, 2014 by BreathTaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 I too have that weakness. Karen Gillan... wherever you are you fiery headed Scottish lass... You are beautiful... (My wife knows this btw) Now if only she was a Sharder. Do I detect a Doctor Who fan, perchance? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 HA!!! KETEK FOR THE FRELLING WIN!!!... Unless you're hitting on me, then... yeah you still win. Straight 21 year old male who has class in 20 minutes or so, so nope 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted April 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 Straight 21 year old male who has class in 20 minutes or so, so nope Good. I mean I don't judge, just didn't want to Ruin your chances of... I got nothing. Do I detect a Doctor Who fan, perchance? Who? () Me? Nahhh!!! *Makes Sonic noise in head everytime I take a drag off E Cig.* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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