Edgedancer Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 (edited) I am convinced we should gather all the participants of that thread and form our very own Bridge Four. I'll volunteer for the Sigzil role. I want to be the Lopen! Edited April 24, 2014 by Edgedancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 I WILL NOT BE BOUND IN SUCH A WAY AS TO PREVENT ME FROM CREATING NEW SHIPS! *ANGRY RUMBLING* Romance before friendship! Drama before simplicity! Compatibility before plausibility! I will unite characters instead of divide, Shipfather. I will ship characters together. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 RELUCTANT TONE: THOSE WORDS ARE... ACCEPTED. BUT YOU MUST DIVEST YOURSELF OF THAT... MONSTROSITY YOU CARRY. YOU WILL BE A SHIPPER WITH NO SHARDS. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 Ha! This thing, a grand idea. I will join. Bridge Syl. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 RELUCTANT TONE: THOSE WORDS ARE... ACCEPTED. BUT YOU MUST DIVEST YOURSELF OF THAT... MONSTROSITY YOU CARRY. YOU WILL BE A SHIPPER WITH NO SHARDS. It will be as it must. /drops the "Sadelin" ship. Screaming is heard from all who are sane. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) Ketek, on 25 Apr 2014 - 03:13 AM, said: I am convinced we should gather all the participants of that thread and form our very own Bridge Four. I'll volunteer for the Sigzil role. Does that make me Teft? Edited April 25, 2014 by Kasimir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) Does that make me Teft? Maybe Hobber Edited April 25, 2014 by Ketek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numb Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) You are kidding yourself if you think we would be Bridge four, more like the unmade or better yet lustmade?Pornmade? We would then have Pornlach, Nergapornl etc. Edited April 25, 2014 by Numb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 Even Honor needs smutty fic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) Ketek, on 23 Apr 2014 - 11:54 PM, said: Blasphemy! Go get yourself a copy on Steam. And try not playing stealth on Legendary. I swear I'll buy you a cookie if you make it (you'd need to cross the divide, though). These words are accepted. Edited April 25, 2014 by Kasimir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 These words are accepted. What are you, the Steamfather? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 (edited) Ketek, on 25 Apr 2014 - 5:43 PM, said: Maybe Hobber I see the memory of the Stickroll is still strong with you What are you, the Steamfather? No, it's just more relevant to say 'These words are accepted' than 'Challenge accepted'. Edited April 25, 2014 by Kasimir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 Even Honor needs smutty fic. HonorxCultivation:"Well, this is awkward, baby." "It would help if we had bodies, wouldn't it?" "I know, right! What am I supposed to do, rub your Splinter?" "You know what? I'm gonna go grab some humans." "Why?" "If we can't have sex, at least we can have porn." And thus, the gods of Roshar were discovered to be gigantic pervs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketek Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 I see the memory of the Stickroll is still strong with you No, it's just more relevant to say 'These words are accepted' than 'Challenge accepted'. #NeverForget HonorxCultivation: "Well, this is awkward, baby." "It would help if we had bodies, wouldn't it?" "I know, right! What am I supposed to do, rub your Splinter?" "You know what? I'm gonna go grab some humans." "Why?" "If we can't have sex, at least we can have porn." And thus, the gods of Roshar were discovered to be gigantic pervs. So THAT'S why Syl is such a lecherous spren! And Pattern! Ahem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 HonorxCultivation: "Well, this is awkward, baby." "It would help if we had bodies, wouldn't it?" "I know, right! What am I supposed to do, rub your Splinter?" "You know what? I'm gonna go grab some humans." "Why?" "If we can't have sex, at least we can have porn." And thus, the gods of Roshar were discovered to be gigantic pervs. The Listeners were worried about stormform, but apparently mateform came from the gods all along... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir Posted April 25, 2014 Report Share Posted April 25, 2014 ...We need another rule, Rule 34b:All threads eventually return to the Syl thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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