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I am convinced we should gather all the participants of that thread and form our very own Bridge Four. I'll volunteer for the Sigzil role.

I want to be the Lopen!

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I WILL NOT BE BOUND IN SUCH A WAY AS TO PREVENT ME FROM CREATING NEW SHIPS! *ANGRY RUMBLING*

 

 

Romance before friendship! Drama before simplicity! Compatibility before plausibility!

 

I will unite characters instead of divide, Shipfather. I will ship characters together.

 

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RELUCTANT TONE: THOSE WORDS ARE... ACCEPTED.

 

BUT YOU MUST DIVEST YOURSELF OF THAT... MONSTROSITY YOU CARRY. YOU WILL BE A SHIPPER WITH NO SHARDS.

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RELUCTANT TONE: THOSE WORDS ARE... ACCEPTED.

 

BUT YOU MUST DIVEST YOURSELF OF THAT... MONSTROSITY YOU CARRY. YOU WILL BE A SHIPPER WITH NO SHARDS.

It will be as it must. /drops the "Sadelin" ship. Screaming is heard from all who are sane.

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Ketek, on 25 Apr 2014 - 03:13 AM, said:

I am convinced we should gather all the participants of that thread and form our very own Bridge Four. I'll volunteer for the Sigzil role.

Does that make me Teft?

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You are kidding yourself if you think we would be Bridge four, more like the unmade or better yet lustmade?Pornmade? 

 

We would then have Pornlach, Nergapornl etc.

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Ketek, on 23 Apr 2014 - 11:54 PM, said:

Blasphemy! Go get yourself a copy on Steam. And try not playing stealth on Legendary. I swear I'll buy you a cookie if you make it (you'd need to cross the divide, though).

These words are accepted.

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Ketek, on 25 Apr 2014 - 5:43 PM, said:

Maybe Hobber :P

I see the memory of the Stickroll is still strong with you :P

What are you, the Steamfather?

No, it's just more relevant to say 'These words are accepted' than 'Challenge accepted'.

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Even Honor needs smutty fic. :P

HonorxCultivation:

"Well, this is awkward, baby."

"It would help if we had bodies, wouldn't it?"

"I know, right! What am I supposed to do, rub your Splinter?"

"You know what? I'm gonna go grab some humans."

"Why?"

"If we can't have sex, at least we can have porn."

And thus, the gods of Roshar were discovered to be gigantic pervs.

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I see the memory of the Stickroll is still strong with you :P

No, it's just more relevant to say 'These words are accepted' than 'Challenge accepted'.

 

#NeverForget

 

HonorxCultivation:

"Well, this is awkward, baby."

"It would help if we had bodies, wouldn't it?"

"I know, right! What am I supposed to do, rub your Splinter?"

"You know what? I'm gonna go grab some humans."

"Why?"

"If we can't have sex, at least we can have porn."

And thus, the gods of Roshar were discovered to be gigantic pervs.

 

So THAT'S why Syl is such a lecherous spren! And Pattern!

 

Ahem.

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HonorxCultivation:

"Well, this is awkward, baby."

"It would help if we had bodies, wouldn't it?"

"I know, right! What am I supposed to do, rub your Splinter?"

"You know what? I'm gonna go grab some humans."

"Why?"

"If we can't have sex, at least we can have porn."

And thus, the gods of Roshar were discovered to be gigantic pervs.

 

The Listeners were worried about stormform, but apparently mateform came from the gods all along...

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