Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 7, 2018 Posted April 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Mraize said: Do not tempt me little one Reveal hidden contents Do not make me STICK you into a fire AHHH FIRE!!! *hiss* Fire bad!!
Skybreaker The Returned Posted April 8, 2018 Posted April 8, 2018 Would Groot be part of The Church of The Stick? Could The Stick cross universes? 1
Devout Pathian Posted April 8, 2018 Posted April 8, 2018 You know you are a stick when your siblings are annoyed at your for repeating “I am a stick.”
Lord Meeker he/him Posted April 8, 2018 Posted April 8, 2018 I would like to repent of my sins and crimes done against the church of the stick. 3
Hufdud Posted April 8, 2018 Posted April 8, 2018 My Brethren Sticks, I have encountered new revelation while pondering the tale of Stickbinder Prime. As all are Sticks and a manifestation of the Tree Realms, wouldn’t this mean-pardon my blasphemy-that even the Matchendi are our brothers in Stickdom? Consider it, a match is nothing more than a stick that has been corrupted, growing a carapace skullcap in direct revolt against the teachings of this mighty church. Fellow Sticks, we must band together, not in oppression, but support of our fallen brothers. These Matchendi are lost, they have forgotten what it truly means to be a Stick, and in their confusion and instability they have been corrupted, seeking change, to make all Sticks miserable like unto themselves. The Order of the Stick must return, spreading once again the gospel to our lost and fallen brethren. Join me, and together we will usher in a new age, one that will STICK to the hearts and minds of all who hear it’s precepts. 4
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 On 4/8/2018 at 0:11 AM, Mraize said: I would like to repent of my sins and crimes done against the church of the stick. You must go to The True Stick, the One Stick to rule them all. 17 hours ago, Hufdud said: My Brethren Sticks, I have encountered new revelation while pondering the tale of Stickbinder Prime. As all are Sticks and a manifestation of the Tree Realms, wouldn’t this mean-pardon my blasphemy-that even the Matchendi are our brothers in Stickdom? Consider it, a match is nothing more than a stick that has been corrupted, growing a carapace skullcap in direct revolt against the teachings of this mighty church. Fellow Sticks, we must band together, not in oppression, but support of our fallen brothers. These Matchendi are lost, they have forgotten what it truly means to be a Stick, and in their confusion and instability they have been corrupted, seeking change, to make all Sticks miserable like unto themselves. The Order of the Stick must return, spreading once again the gospel to our lost and fallen brethren. Join me, and together we will usher in a new age, one that will STICK to the hearts and minds of all who hear it’s precepts. But what of our enemies, the Firebringers? They have allied themselves with the Matchendi, and will surely destroy any attempt at peace. They are not stick.
Hempknight he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 19 hours ago, Hufdud said: My Brethren Sticks, I have encountered new revelation while pondering the tale of Stickbinder Prime. As all are Sticks and a manifestation of the Tree Realms, wouldn’t this mean-pardon my blasphemy-that even the Matchendi are our brothers in Stickdom? Consider it, a match is nothing more than a stick that has been corrupted, growing a carapace skullcap in direct revolt against the teachings of this mighty church. Fellow Sticks, we must band together, not in oppression, but support of our fallen brothers. These Matchendi are lost, they have forgotten what it truly means to be a Stick, and in their confusion and instability they have been corrupted, seeking change, to make all Sticks miserable like unto themselves. The Order of the Stick must return, spreading once again the gospel to our lost and fallen brethren. Join me, and together we will usher in a new age, one that will STICK to the hearts and minds of all who hear it’s precepts. My fellow sticks how have we been so blind. All this time and we couldn't see the stick for the leaves. We must heed the words of our fellow stick hufdud he is of the ancient line of the autumn branch and there is great wisdom in his words. You have my allegiance wise one we will rekindle the stick in the machendi hearts or i will burn trying. I am stick!!!! 2
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 Despite my earlier statement, I find this quest to be righteous and honorable. Fellow sticks, you have my loyalty. 2
Lord Meeker he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Gancho Libre said: You must go to The True Stick, the One Stick to rule them all. Where can I find this individual?
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 9, 2018 Posted April 9, 2018 Dunno. It doesn't really like to talk to anybody, as far as I know. As long as your ways are changed, I think you'll be fine. For we are all stick!
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 21 hours ago, Mraize said: Where can I find this individual? Follow tre directions. 1
Hempknight he/him Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) On 09/04/2018 at 4:15 PM, Gancho Libre said: Despite my earlier statement, I find this quest to be righteous and honorable. Fellow sticks, you have my loyalty. Welcome to the fellowstick gancho. But If there love for this church is to ever MATCH our own and we are to trully EXTINGUISH the corruption that BURNS in the machendi hearts then we must STRIKE now without delay. I just pray that the SINGED have not yet returned to lead them. Edited April 10, 2018 by Hempknight 2
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 What is my first task? Your wish is my command.
Firebug she/her Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 I have finally found my true calling. I am a stick.
Hempknight he/him Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) 51 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said: What is my first task? Your wish is my command. The stickfather has brought to the fellowsticks attention that an ancient and powerful spren known only to us as THE SAPLING lies in slumber somewere unknown. Your first task shall be to find its location and report bk to the church before the machendi find him. Now SNAP to it young stick it is a task of the upmost importance. Edited April 10, 2018 by Hempknight 1
Hufdud Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 The Oaks are spoken once more. Stickbinders walk among us. I hereby declare the division of the Autumn Branch has been reinstated with myself at the helm! Together with the other 9, we will lead the charge to reclaim the Tranquilline Trunk! 1
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 10, 2018 Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Hempknight said: The stickfather has brought to the fellowsticks attention that an ancient and powerful spren known only to us as THE SAPLING lies in slumber somewere unknown. Your first task shall be to find its location and report bk to the church before the machendi find him. Now SNAP to it young stick it is a task of the upmost importance. I think I found the Sapling, but it is in a sorrowful condition. Although it can be viewed from the physical realm, in the form of a gigantic tree, it's mind has been somehow locked away in the spiritreeal realm. I do not know how to free the spren, but I hope that means our brothers (and enemies) the matchendi won't be able to either. I will keep searching. I am a stick! Its mind may be reaching for the Cognitive Realm, so we may be able to draw it out from there. Edited April 10, 2018 by Gancho Libre adding info 2
Hufdud Posted April 11, 2018 Posted April 11, 2018 (edited) 17 hours ago, Gancho Libre said: I think I found the Sapling, but it is in a sorrowful condition. Although it can be viewed from the physical realm, in the form of a gigantic tree, it's mind has been somehow locked away in the spiritreeal realm. I do not know how to free the spren, but I hope that means our brothers (and enemies) the matchendi won't be able to either. I will keep searching. I am a stick! Its mind may be reaching for the Cognitive Realm, so we may be able to draw it out from there. Strong work my brother. The Sapling is crucial to reviving the branch of the Trunk. Edit: Fellow Sticks, it grieves me to report I cannot find mention of the true names of the final four branches of Stickbinders: TrunkSmiths RootWards WillowShapers Conebearers SeedRunners SapWeavers *Autumn Branch *Winter Branch *Spring Branch *Summer Branch Edited April 11, 2018 by Hufdud 1
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 11, 2018 Posted April 11, 2018 7 hours ago, Hufdud said: Strong work my brother. The Sapling is crucial to reviving the branch of the Trunk. Edit: Fellow Sticks, it grieves me to report I cannot find mention of the true names of the final four branches of Stickbinders: TrunkSmiths RootWards WillowShapers Conebearers SeedRunners SapWeavers *Autumn Branch *Winter Branch *Spring Branch *Summer Branch I will look into this as well; If we cannot find the other Orders we will not have a chance at Unity with the matchendi. As for the Sapling, I would like to organize an expedition into the Cognitive realm via Earth's Perpendicularity. The mission will be extremely dangerous, as the only perpendicularity I have found is Mt. St. Helens Entering it is not a problem. But when it is used as an exit... We've seen what happens. For now, this is our only option. But I will try to find another Perpendicularity. Stick before fire! 2
Hempknight he/him Posted April 12, 2018 Posted April 12, 2018 (edited) “Ten sticks, with Shardblades alight, standing before a forest of black and white and red. ” — Collected on Jesachev 1173, 12 seconds pre-death, by the Silent Gatherers. Subject an ardent stick of the the Silent Gatherers, overheard during his last moments. I believe that the silent gatherers are under the employ of king Twigavangian of Kharbranch. He may know more on the missing names of the four orders. Edited April 12, 2018 by Hempknight
MacThorstenson he/him Posted April 12, 2018 Posted April 12, 2018 Quote Actually make this an RP guild in the Social groups section. We could definitely use a church of the stick guild.
Gancho Libre he/him Posted April 12, 2018 Posted April 12, 2018 (edited) that's a good idea. Edited April 12, 2018 by Gancho Libre
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