Ask Ene Literally Anything, Including Advice

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

Why are you naturally so awesome?  

[AonEne he/him]

4 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

UNO REVERSE 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

30 minutes ago, AonEne said:

UNO REVERSE 

*hits the question with a tennis racket, sending it back to you*

You are the awesome one! 

[+Doomstick he/him]

ALL OF YOU ARE!!!!!

[AonEne he/him]

2 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

*hits the question with a tennis racket, sending it back to you*

You are the awesome one! 

LIES, IT’S YOU - or we could go with what Stick said. I suppose that’s also possible. 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

20 hours ago, AonEne said:

LIES, IT’S YOU - or we could go with what Stick said. I suppose that’s also possible. 

All right, we can both be awesome. Even if I don’t believe I am worthy

[AonEne he/him]

28 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

All right, we can both be awesome. Even if I don’t believe I am worthy

Too bad, because I think you’re an amazing, worthy person/salad. So there. <3 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

51 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Too bad, because I think you’re an amazing, worthy person/salad. So there. <3 

It’s okay they’re good feels 

New question: What is your least favourite kitchen utensil?

Edited April 25, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[AonEne he/him]

1 hour ago, The Awakened Salad said:

New question: What is your least favourite kitchen utensil? 

Fantastic gif  *splashes feels water at you* 

(Trigger warning: mentions of self-harm) Okay, so answering this is weird because both my favorite and my least favorite are the same thing? It’s a knife. On the one hand, it’s a knife and I think knives are cool, though I don’t use them often (I am a barbarian who stabs something with my fork and then tears off pieces with my teeth when I can). On the other hand, I have this worry that I’ll accidentally cut myself on a sharp one - or on purpose cut myself with a sharp one, which is an absurd thing to worry because I’ve never self-harmed in my life, but my wrists feel so fragile and I’m just oddly anxious. Like, I’ll still handle them, I don’t really avoid them or anything, but they freak me out. And at the same time they’re cool cause knives!...sorry, that’s probably more serious than you were anticipating.  

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

3 hours ago, AonEne said:

(I am a barbarian who stabs something with my fork and then tears off pieces with my teeth when I can)

So I’m not the only one! I don’t do it much now, but when I was younger I basically never touched my knife.

3 hours ago, AonEne said:

sorry, that’s probably more serious than you were anticipating.  

I wasn’t expecting it, but it’s okay, as long as you’re doing okay *sends hugs*.

3 hours ago, AonEne said:

*splashes feels water at you* 

*splashes back and pokes tongue at you*

Edited April 25, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[AonEne he/him]

23 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

So I’m not the only one! I don’t do it much now, but when I was younger I basically never touched my knife. 

I wasn’t expecting it, but it’s okay, as long as you’re doing okay *sends hugs*. 

Wow, the more we talk the more things I think we have in common!  *checks to make sure she isn’t a clone of Salad* *finds herself to be human* 

I could be doing worse! *accepts hugs* I’ve never actually considered doing it. It’s just my brain, doing what brains do and throwing intrusive thoughts my way. 

Edited April 25, 2020 by AonEne

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

32 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Wow, the more we talk the more things I think we have in common!  *checks to make sure she isn’t a clone of Salad* *finds herself to be human* 

That managed to trigger something in my memory. It took a while, but I found it. Behold:

On 29/12/2019 at 5:31 PM, The Awakened Salad said:

*Gasps* You've figured out my secret! I am secretly @AonEne! 

On 29/12/2019 at 5:37 PM, AonEne said:

You’re forgiven, clone of me who I didn’t know existed  

So does that make me the clone? Maybe I’m a failed clone and I became a salad?

And yeah, intrusive thoughts are annoying. They always happen at the randomest times.

Edited April 25, 2020 by The Awakened Salad
So apparently randomest isn’t a word and I don’t want to accept that

[thebubblesarealie he/him]

3 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

That managed to trigger something in my memory. It took a while, but I found it. Behold:

So does that make me the clone? Maybe I’m a failed clone and I became a salad?

And yeah, intrusive thoughts are annoying. They always happen at the randomest times.

As a salad are you like a Dysian Aimian? A bunch of little bits that form a larger thing? As a clone?

*sigh*

[AonEne he/him]

10 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said:

So does that make me the clone? Maybe I’m a failed clone and I became a salad? 

And yeah, intrusive thoughts are annoying. They always happen at the randomest times. 

So apparently randomest isn’t a word and I don’t want to accept that 

Failed clones become salads...*thinks* 

Accurate. 

Lies. Spellcheck will just have to deal with it. 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

10 hours ago, thebubblesarealie said:

As a salad are you like a Dysian Aimian? A bunch of little bits that form a larger thing? As a clone?

*sigh*

I don’t want to take over Ene’s AMA, so I’ll answer this on mine. 

3 hours ago, AonEne said:

Failed clones become salads...*thinks* 

Accurate. 

Lies. Spellcheck will just have to deal with it. 

Me: okay, time to reply to this post like a normal person/salad

My brain: is that a story idea I see??

Me: not now we have things to do

My brain: but story... but writing... 

[AonEne he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

My brain: is that a story idea I see??

Me: not now we have things to do

My brain: but story... but writing... 

^^^^^ YES  

Edited April 26, 2020 by AonEne

[+Doomstick he/him]

22 hours ago, AonEne said:

(I am a barbarian who stabs something with my fork and then tears off pieces with my teeth when I can)

Ah yes, my kin

[AonEne he/him]

23 hours ago, The Last Post said:

Ah yes, my kin

I didn’t realize there were two other people who did this, though in retrospect, I should have 

Edited April 27, 2020 by AonEne

[Emi she/her]

What was your best drawing you drew? 

Which dogbreed is your favorite?

What is your favorite spren?

If you could see one place, now on quarantine (without cathing the infection of course), which would you choose?

Cats or dogs?

[AonEne he/him]

Golden retriever! They’re so adorable and loving and just, floppy. We had one for most of my life and he was the best. My sister has a puppy now, too. 

Mmm, that’s a good question! I like the Nightwatcher. Of the Radiant spren, I’ve grown somewhat attached to lightspren. Of the lower spren, gloryspren or lifespren, I think. 

Probably the library. 

Dogs! Both are good though. 

The best thing I’ve ever drawn is definitely this : 

 

[Retrac he/him]

What do you miss the most and least about "normal" life. (Life outside of quarantine)

[AonEne he/him]

18 hours ago, Retrac said:

What do you miss the most and least about "normal" life. (Life outside of quarantine)

Hmm. Honestly, not much. There are a few friends who it’d be nice to see again, but I don’t ache for most of them like most people seem to. I’m pretty content as is. Going to the library would also be nice, but I’m not anywhere near running out of reading material. I think I have to say the thing I miss most is being able to go public places without this constant fear and worry and my brain screaming it’s unclean, you’re not clean, go home and get clean, you’re going to get sick at me. I want my brain to go back to whispering that instead of screaming it all the time.  

What I miss least? I’m not totally sure about that either. My life hasn’t changed that much, which is a blessing. I guess school. Sadly, there’s still online school, but now I don’t have to actually go to the building with other people, and that’s a major relief. 

[Emi she/her]

What's your favorite and the least favorite school subject?

Edited May 7, 2020 by Emi

[AonEne he/him]

2 minutes ago, Emi said:

What's your favorite and the least favorite school subject?

This year, I think my favorite was library aide, where I got to just help the librarians. If they didn’t have anything more for me to do I could sometimes read.  Though of course I haven’t had that class period in a while. Least favorite is probably Adult Roles And Financial Literacy. 

[Emi she/her]

3 minutes ago, AonEne said:

This year, I think my favorite was library aide, where I got to just help the librarians. If they didn’t have anything more for me to do I could sometimes read.  Though of course I haven’t had that class period in a while. Least favorite is probably Adult Roles And Financial Literacy. 

Intersting. I've never thought, that helping in library is a subject