The Sticknaughts

[Stick's Interlude he/him]

King Cole, we have heard your summons.

 

We have answered your call.

 

I bring with me all the individual sticks from Stick's Interlude (what, did you think it was one stick repeating the same thing over and over?), and I know my other brethren are not far behind.

 

I guess it's time to *puts on sunglasses* branch out.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Yes...

The time for action approaches.

[King Cole he/him]

On 4/14/2018 at 11:46 PM, Stick's Interlude said:

I guess it's time to *puts on sunglasses* branch out.

I regret my sacrifice if these are the puns that result cause of it

[Leyrann]

7 minutes ago, King Cole said:

I regret my sacrifice if these are the puns that result cause of it

Thou shalt not denounce the Puns of Stick!

[Gancho Libre he/him]

We will need every advantage we can get

[Stick's Interlude he/him]

If I may, I believe I speak for everyone when I say that the poplar opinion is that puns are accepted and welcome.  As of right now, I am budding with tons of ideas for great puns, so I'll be sure to share them.  And I'll have you know, I worked my ash off to come up with these, so could you just leaf it be?

 

I do, however, regret King Cole's suffering at my puns.

Poor sap.

[Stick's Interlude he/him]

Okay, well now I just had an image in my mind of the final battle between humanity and Odium, with both sides are facing each other off, and suddenly Hoid appears, wielding a Shardstick and beating the crap out of Rayse with it.

[Leyrann]

1 hour ago, Stick's Interlude said:

Okay, well now I just had an image in my mind of the final battle between humanity and Odium, with both sides are facing each other off, and suddenly Hoid appears, wielding a Shardstick and beating the crap out of Rayse with it.

Nah, Kelsier's just gonna give Odium a nice punch in the face.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

1 minute ago, Leyrann said:

Nah, Kelsier's just gonna give Odium a nice punch in the face.

that would be awesome

[Snipexe he/him]

I was bored so I made this..., https://discord.gg/MxvdVdN  an official church of the stick discord...I Am A Stick

[Lord Meeker he/him]

Pardon the interruption, but as I am defining the alleyverse, and your guild is in it I need an explanation of what it is. Thank you.

[Leyrann]

I'd personally prefer something that wouldn't conflict with my membership of TUBA.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

15 hours ago, Mraize said:

Pardon the interruption, but as I am defining the alleyverse, and your guild is in it I need an explanation of what it is. Thank you.

This is a peaceful, neutral branch of the Church of the Stick that will interact with the other guilds. Being a member of this branch does not change any of the member's ties to other Guilds. I hope this helps!

[King Cole he/him]

1 hour ago, Gancho Libre said:

This is a peaceful, neutral branch of the Church of the Stick that will interact with the other guilds. Being a member of this branch does not change any of the member's ties to other Guilds. I hope this helps!

I hope to be immortalized for my sacrifice to Stick. My death better not have been in vain

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Inside the building in the Alleyverse we'll have a statue of your profile picture.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

also, to any who would want to, this guild is now an official moderator guild; any who joins it could automatically become an unbiased, or biased (depending on your other guild ties) moderator.

Check out the thread for that, it's called the 'Alley-wars moderators'

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

You missed the old church of the stick thread. You made a new one.

 

[Leyrann]

35 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

You missed the old church of the stick thread. You made a new one.

 

So...

Why no lawsuits here?

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

2 minutes ago, Leyrann said:

So...

Why no lawsuits here?

We are not in charge here.

[Leyrann]

2 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

We are not in charge here.

You are not in charge in TUBA either.

Additionally, your claim for the Light Alley was that it had been overthrown because it went inactive. The Church of the Stick has been inactive for even longer.

Please note that I am not trying to start a disagreement between the Dark Alley and the Sticknaughts here. I just intend to point out that you are not treating different guilds equally currently, which is hardly compatible with your claim that you are neutral.

(I actually just think you're sore that TUBA gave the DA such a powerful blow)

[Kidpen he/him]

9 minutes ago, Leyrann said:

You are not in charge in TUBA either.

Additionally, your claim for the Light Alley was that it had been overthrown because it went inactive. The Church of the Stick has been inactive for even longer.

Please note that I am not trying to start a disagreement between the Dark Alley and the Sticknaughts here. I just intend to point out that you are not treating different guilds equally currently, which is hardly compatible with your claim that you are neutral.

(I actually just think you're sore that TUBA gave the DA such a powerful blow)

The Church of The Stick was not part of the Alleyverse.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

I made this in full knowledge of the Chruch of the Stick. 

These are the same.

I am not trying to overthrow the Church of the Stick. This is but a branch of the doctrine.

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

All hail the stick! May its many branches exist in harmony!

Edited April 20, 2018 by The Forgetful Archivist

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

5 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said:

I made this in full knowledge of the Chruch of the Stick. 

These are the same.

I am not trying to overthrow the Church of the Stick. This is but a branch of the doctrine.

This is a different one. This one is in the Guilds forum. Not SA forum.

 

7 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

The Church of The Stick was not part of the Alleyverse.

Also ^

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Oh. didn't know that. Well, since I haven't seen it, I'm pretty sure it hasn't been commented on in a while.

and yes, this is Alleyverse.

I'm sorry. I didn't know that other one existed. 

but we are all one gospel.