TequilaJack Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 If you had the decision to make a absolutely random plot twist to the story, what would you do? For me, Kill Dalinar (and Navani) off. Or at least have a twist where Odium teleports them to a different dimension. Adolin to take their place with Shallan. Adolin as bondsmith....that I'd like to see. What would you like to see? I'm sure there would be many who like Adolin dead son the can see Shalladin links.... :-) 1
Dreamstorm Posted March 17, 2018 Posted March 17, 2018 No, no Adolin death! Adolin goes to Rira with Drehy, where Adolin figures out he is gay and meets a hot Iriali boy. Flirtation and hijinks ensue, until they have a secret marriage in front of Cusicesh, whom Adolin subsequently bonds inventing a whole new type of bonded human/spren relationship. Odium decides this is too adorable and leaves Adolin and his new husband alone. The whole Iriali/Rira following Odium problem solved! 5
CrazyRioter she/her Posted March 17, 2018 Posted March 17, 2018 Jasnah dates Rlain. I like this ship for some reason. It's my current favourite crack ship. 5
Leyrann Posted March 17, 2018 Posted March 17, 2018 Kaladin becomes highprince of the Sadeas princedom. If that's not big enough, a fourth Shard will become involved in Stormlight Archive, and it's name will be... Unity. 2
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted March 17, 2018 Posted March 17, 2018 I'd bring Amaram back, and give him a redemption arc. 1
hypatia she/her Posted March 17, 2018 Posted March 17, 2018 The one saved by Elhokar wasn't Gavinor but this spren. It'll be the first "dead" spren who was revived. Rathalas was nearly empty when it was destroyed - the people were brought to safety in Dawn's Shadow - including the children of Tanalan jun. Oh and don't ask, please: Rial is the son of Sadeas from one of his encounters with one of the women from one of the conquered villages. 4
Patrick Star Posted March 18, 2018 Posted March 18, 2018 We find out that 5 Oath Radiants use their Spren as Stands. Kaladin's will be called Syl Platinum. 3
Willshaping Crasher Posted March 18, 2018 Posted March 18, 2018 Lift is Hoid's daughter (she was told he was dead by her mother). Insanity at it's finest. 5
insert_anagram_here Posted March 18, 2018 Posted March 18, 2018 Cryptics are Roshar's computers, they hide a machine made of gemstones underneath their black robes 4
IronBars he/him Posted March 18, 2018 Posted March 18, 2018 Massive plot twist ? Odium is the good guy looking for justice against the humans on roshar for destroying his world and people, 2
Zelly Posted March 18, 2018 Posted March 18, 2018 (edited) 1) The Dawncities are reversed underground cities of the cities of Roshar. The parts of cities we see now are tips of the iceberg. Things go crazy and the cities rise from the ground in their true form. Kholinar collapses because Azure chopped away at all the support beams to soulcast. 2) Lift is adopted by Bridge 4. Rock smacks her hand when she steals the cooking and Lopen makes her a cousin. Then they all die because SANDERSON and Lift is left to remember them. Edited March 18, 2018 by Zellyia 4
ghajan monk Posted March 19, 2018 Posted March 19, 2018 Dalinar Ascends to Honor, leading to a fight to the death with Odium. After the battle Jasnah finds their bodies and realizing she is the true Hero of Ages takes one shard on each arm becoming the new shard Unity. 2
Devout Pathian Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 Shallan dies giving birth to a child and then Adolin has to raise the baby on his own, but really Uncle Renarin will be more awesome and help the kid. Kaladin will become a hearld and protect everyone as his 5th ideal. Thankfully we won’t have time to see him go crazy. I really want to see Harmony come and kick Odium’s butt, but I doubt that will happen. 1
Calderis he/him Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 On 3/18/2018 at 6:42 AM, Zellyia said: Then they all die because SANDERSON and Lift is left to remember them. I think you've confused Sanderson with Martin. 1
EddyJ he/him Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 (edited) Odium is the real hero of the Cosmere and has been following the original plan to shatter the Shards and thereby further disperse Adonalsium’s Investiture, which idea the 16 Vessels originally agreed to but have since betrayed because of their mandates/intents. Once Odium has shattered all the other Shards, his plan is to shatter himself a la Javert. Edited March 20, 2018 by EddyJ Corrected typo 3
Obnoxiousspren Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 Autonomy decides Odium and Roshar are just to much trouble. Right as Odium is about to win and destroy all of Roshar, Autonomy/Bavadin takes advantage of the situation and wrecks him hardcore. Instead of being Roshar's savior however, Autonomy decides the planet is to dangerous (and also wants to get rid of Hoid) and proceeds to destroy the planet and Cultivation on his own. A portion of the population and our heroes manage to escape before the complete destruction and flee to another planet. Its out there but it is fun to throw out some crazy ideas
Zelly Posted March 20, 2018 Posted March 20, 2018 (edited) 9 hours ago, Calderis said: I think you've confused Sanderson with Martin. Mistborn Era 1 was rough on me. Meanwhile, in another unexpected plot twist: A massive hand rises from the ocean, followed by a horrific body. It holds the bodies and souls of countless innocents. The called it the Hog. Within it's bay, Cusicesh "the Protector" rises up from the waves, trembling. It has waited for this day. The nightmare monster of the ocean sucks in a deep breath. "DINNER'S READY" it hollers. Baby Cusicesh squees and floods over the Iri islands, drowning thousands. Edited March 20, 2018 by Zellyia 1
Song she/her Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 On 3/18/2018 at 8:52 PM, Willshaping Crasher said: Lift is Hoid's daughter (she was told he was dead by her mother). Insanity at it's finest. This seems the place to ask. Do we have a Son as to whether Hoid can/has Fathered Children? I know thos is a joke thread but I am genuinely curious. 1
Willshaping Crasher Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 22 hours ago, Song said: This seems the place to ask. Do we have a Son as to whether Hoid can/has Fathered Children? I know thos is a joke thread but I am genuinely curious. I don't know. Calderis and RShara (and others as well) are much more informed as to the WoBs. They are quite talented at that sort of thing.
Leyrann Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 23 hours ago, Song said: This seems the place to ask. Do we have a Son as to whether Hoid can/has Fathered Children? I know thos is a joke thread but I am genuinely curious. None of "hoid father" (a question where it would be asked if he was a father), "hoid son" and "hoid daughter" seem to give any related results in the Arcanum (looking for the second term with ctrl+f didn't give me anything on the first page), so I think this question might not have been asked. I suspect the answer to "does he have children" will be no.
Leyrann Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 Uhm, I think you posted in the wrong thread, @Calderis.
Calderis he/him Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Leyrann said: Uhm, I think you posted in the wrong thread, @Calderis. What the hell... Yeah, this is not where I posted... Edit: and fixed. Edited March 23, 2018 by Calderis
What's a Seawolf? Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 Spoiler Vasher awakens a cupcake with his Divine Breath. Lift eats said cupcake. Lift becomes Returned Awakener Edgedancer Lift. Odium flees in terror. 4
Devout Pathian Posted March 23, 2018 Posted March 23, 2018 26 minutes ago, What's a Seawolf? said: Reveal hidden contents Vasher awakens a cupcake with his Divine Breath. Lift eats said cupcake. Lift becomes Returned Awakener Edgedancer Lift. Odium flees in terror. This is beautiful.
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