A Dopey Spren he/him Posted November 30, 2017 Posted November 30, 2017 Hello fellow fans, Having read Sanderson's books for a good four or so years, I though it was finally time to join the 17th Shard community (as I have been secretly lurking throughout these forums for a while). So hi everyone! Best, A Dopey Spren 3
Quickbronze he/him Posted November 30, 2017 Posted November 30, 2017 Hello! Have an upvote, and a warning. Don't take cookies from people unless you really trust them. The main people who give cookies around here put hemalurgic spikes in them. 2
A Dopey Spren he/him Posted November 30, 2017 Author Posted November 30, 2017 Thanks for the warning! I'll definitely keep my eyes peeled... 1
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted November 30, 2017 Posted November 30, 2017 That sounds painful... How about you eat this cookie instead. 1
A Dopey Spren he/him Posted November 30, 2017 Author Posted November 30, 2017 @TheVillageIdiot Don't tempt me! 1
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted November 30, 2017 Posted November 30, 2017 Don't tempt you to do what? Peal your eyes? I wound not recommend that, unless you have some sort of healing ability, even then it would undoubtedly be quite painful. If you telling me not to tempt you with this deliciously soft freshly baked melts-in-your-mouth chocolate chip cookie, then I guess i'll just leave it on this table here... right next to this conveniently placed glass of milk... right next to a sign that reads "free cookie for new members"... right next to a large plush chair with a brand new signed and numbered copy of Oathbringer just waiting for someone to read it while eating a delicious cookie... yeah, that's what i'll do. See ya! 1
Quickbronze he/him Posted November 30, 2017 Posted November 30, 2017 //Chucks cookie into Mount Doom// 1
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted November 30, 2017 Posted November 30, 2017 WHAT? NO, how could you? I slaved over that cookie for eons, do you know how hard it is to hemalurgicly invest a pastry!?!... I mean uh... bake a cookie so uniquely delicious?. 1
Quickbronze he/him Posted November 30, 2017 Posted November 30, 2017 Wait You have a lifespan of eons? I'll have to reconsider my methods... 1
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted November 30, 2017 Posted November 30, 2017 Think of me as kinda like Hoid, only instead of being where I need to be, I'm generally where I don't need to be... and probably causing a ruckus. Or just being a nuisance, you know all good things.
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted December 1, 2017 Posted December 1, 2017 Hey, not all of them are being spiked. Some of them have gotten Lerasium beads in their cookies. I wanted to see if it would have the same effect when it was digested instead.
A Dopey Spren he/him Posted December 1, 2017 Author Posted December 1, 2017 (edited) Thankfully as a Spren, I have no need to nourish myself, so I shall politely decline your cookies, although I'm concerned that you seem capable of luring those less aware (and informed) than myself! Things are still a bit cloudy as I regain my sentience... But I do recall someone proffering me cookies in Shadesmar millennia ago.... Surely that couldn't have been you? @Ookla The Idiot Edited December 1, 2017 by A Dopey Spren
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted December 1, 2017 Posted December 1, 2017 I can neither confirm nor deny that claim.
A Dopey Spren he/him Posted December 1, 2017 Author Posted December 1, 2017 I must know. For the good of the my fellow kin.
GeneralHZRD he/him Posted December 1, 2017 Posted December 1, 2017 All I can say is this, I "might" have been in Shadesmar at one point, and I "might" have handed out certain pastries.
A Dopey Spren he/him Posted December 1, 2017 Author Posted December 1, 2017 I'm unnerved. I think it's necessary we keep our distance! *shudders in fear*
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