Hello, Feel Your Emotions Being Rioted

[Devout Pathian]

Hi all,

I started reading Sanderson in the summer and I’ve finally gotten around to making an account on 17th Shard, even though I spend way too much time on this website, when I should be doing something more productive like doing my college homework.

I started with Mistborn and then Stormlight, so I still have a lot to read, but it should be a great ride.  I’m really looking forward to getting my copy of Oathbringer in the mail tomorrow.  Funny thing my roommate checked the mail and said there was two packages today.  I slightly hoped one would be mine, but then I remembered it was Monday and not Tuesday.

Anyway, I’m rioting anticipation for Oathbringer, then subsequently anticipationspren appear around all of us.  It’s not like they weren’t there before.  I’m just a trouble maker.  I should be more helpful and riot patience so we can all last until tomorrow, but hey who wants to be patient?

I’m glad to be apart of this crazy community.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Welcome to the community!! As a member of the Dark Alley Bakery I would like to give you this free cookie and an upvote as a welcoming gift!!

[MistbornAlpaca he/him]

Welcome to the Shard @Aurora the Rioter ! Good to have you here! Happy reading, don't accept cookies (or any baked goods for that matter), and have an upvote!

Also, @MacThorsten, you didn't actually give Aurora an upvote. See what the Dark Alley Bakery does to people!

[MacThorstenson he/him]

@Aurora the RioterI am very very sorry for not giving you an upvote, @MasterJack thank you for reminding me to do so.

[Devout Pathian]

Thanks guys for the welcome.

[MistbornAlpaca he/him]

No problem @MacThorsten, although I do have to say you should really get yourself out of that bakery, it tends to warp the mind.  And just a little tip @Aurora the Rioter , don't go down the Dark Alley, it's pretty shifty. 

Edited November 13, 2017 by MasterJack

[MacThorstenson he/him]

We are an extremely reputable establishment that is dedicated to science and Baking.

[King Cole he/him]

@MasterJack, just because their cookies are spiked spiced, doesn't make them shifty. I used to think like you, but one cookie and I saw their side

[Argent he/him]

No wonder I've been super hyped all day...

[TheCremling]

It's torture to stay away from welcoming cookies. I accepted one on my first day, oblivious to the consequences. Beware. These cookies are not what they seem.

But seriously, I would eat 10 trillion cookies if it meant Oathbringer would just appear in my lap RIGHT NOW