+Wax he/him Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Guys.. I'll update it when the final 2 chapters release, but here is the draft work! Oathbringer: Part 1 Parody Epigraph: I am not gonna tell you anything! Just gonna tease ya like Rothfuss’s next book’s release date! Na nana na NA! Renarin:…. Dalinar: I am confused, dunno what to do. The world is about to end. Hey Navani – Let us get married! Navani: Yeah, got nothing better to do anyway. Let’s do it! Stormfather: Hey, Hey! I’ll bring in the percussion! Got something groovy happening! Shallan: Hey Adolin! Let’s make babies! Pattern: Um, this is not an Orson Scott Card/GRRM book! That language is not allowed by Brandon! No mating! Adolin: Mumble mumble! Duh! Renarin: ….. [17 Sharders scurrying & speculating May Aladar is Vivienna] Kaladin: Hey, mum, dad and cute baby! How are ya! Dad: Cute baby is your bro. Can you stop playing with your little sword now? Kaladin: Hey miss! I am hot, radiant and interested in you. Wanna go on a date? Larel: Nah! Sorry mate, I got a fat bozo for a hubby. Much rather have him than you. Kaladin: Oww.. let me go and kick some chull by flying around then! Syl: Hey Kal! I see some parshmen. I can turn into a sword and you can whoop their backside! Kal: Nah! I’ve got this slave fetish/fantasy going – see those brands on my head? Guys – I surrender! Renarin:….. [17 Sharders discussing if another incidental character is Vivienna] Epigraph: I am not gonna tell you anything! Just gonna tease ya like Rothfuss’s next book’s release date! Na nana na NA! Taravangian: Hey Dally, wanna be pally? Dalinar: Jeez, that was a terrible line. Mr. T, you need to have your meds. Malata:….. Shallan: Guys guys. This ain’t WoT, and Brandon likes to keep his PoVs limited. So, I offer you – Shallan’s split personalities! Adolin: Mumble mumble! Duh! Renarin:….. [17 Sharders discussing if everyone in the book is Vivienna] Epigraph: I am not gonna tell you anything! Just gonna tease ya like Rothfuss’s next book’s release date! Na nana na NA! Shallan: Hey, I got it.. I am gonna head down the hole. But guess what. Adolin: Mumble mumble! Duh! Renarin:….. Shallan: Never mind. Just come along [Whoops midnight mother’s backside, but wimps out at the end, to keep the story going] Adolin: Mumble mumble! Duh! Renarin:….. Stormfather: OK folks. Time’s up. Part one is almost over and Brandon needs to move the story along. You know guys I really don’t like to tell you anything, but hey, tell you what. I can bring another person to have a look at the visions! Hey! Don’t get cross that I took almost the ENTIRE PART 1 and Words of Radiance to come up with the idea. BUT I’VE BEEN BUSY being a PAIN IN THE chull! [Random sprouts from 17 Sharders claiming themselves to be Vivienna] 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkDesperado he/him Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Beautiful... beautiful, you brought a tear to my eye friend. Rep for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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