You Know You've Read The Stormlight Archive When...

[MistbornAlpaca he/him]

You know you've read stormlight when...

1. When storming becomes a regular part of your vocabulary
2. When you begin looking for firespren when you start a fire while camping
3. When regular storm clouds begin to look like a stormwall
4. When you attempt to run off the wall because the lamp suddenly went out and you think you've sucked the Stormlight in
5. Give me all you've got...

[Modal Seoul he/him]

You forget that these Sanderson books are connected.

Three years pass like three minutes.

[Stormrunner1730]

You start saying the Oaths of the Knights Radiant (Windrunners once you're past the First Ideal) when you're on a run to help deal with negative emotions.

You imagine yourself "falling" down the hallway at school/work.

[Kal he/him]

You hold your hand out to the side and start counting heartbeats when someone pisses you off.

[Knghtstlker he/him]

You know you've read Stormlight Archives when you call small children and dogs "Little Voidbringers".

[matfire1999]

When even on your dating profile you list the First Ideal to attract sanderfans (no success yet...)

[Stormrunner1730]

On 10/25/2017 at 5:08 PM, Kal said:

You hold your hand out to the side and start counting heartbeats when someone pisses you off.

Or, not have to wait ten seconds haha...

[Fifth of Daybreak he/him]

You know you've read SA when you're helping play test a tabletop RPG set in a virtual reality where your character can break the server physics and your only thought is "I'm a windrunner now."

[Walin he/him]

When you look at a book with 200 pages and think “why is that called a novel and not a novella? It’s so small!”

Looking at marbles makes you take a sharp breath

When you get hurt badly enough to be delirious, and you say “where are the painspren?”