Nathrangking he/him Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) 31 minutes ago, The Gecko said: The Sloth inquisitors have been storing speed their entire lives. Fear the day they decide to attack. You will die before you knew it began. Those who are loyal shall bask in their might. All others shall be(metaphorically) crushed underfoot by their incalculable might! @Tesh As per your correction I have clarified. Edited February 5, 2018 by Nathrangking 1
Tesh Any pronouns Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 The slothquisitor apocalypse! They will finally attack in revenge for all of their brethren that have died by our hands! Fear the maned sloth! They are endangered!
Tesh Any pronouns Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 Just now, Nathrangking said: Those who are loyal shall bask in their might. All others shall be crushed underfoot by their incalculable might! (Sorry for the double post). Sloths can't walk.
Podman Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 23 minutes ago, Tesh said: Sloths can't walk. Wait, really?
Calderis he/him Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 54 minutes ago, podman36 said: Wait, really? They kind of twitch crawl.
Podman Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 20 minutes ago, Calderis said: They kind of twitch crawl. I’ve got to see this.
Tesh Any pronouns Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Calderis said: They kind of twitch crawl. Well, it's more like they army crawl, as their limbs are designed for climbing trees. They only come down out of the canopy about once every week, to relive themselves. Then they wrap their arms around the trunk of the tree to stay upright, then take care of business. But their feet are sort of like an extra pair of arms. Oh, here's a nice video on sloths. It shows one crossing a road, and gives a lot of facts. Spoiler 1
Podman Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 Just now, Tesh said: Well, it's more like they army crawl, as their limbs are designed for climbing trees. They only come down out of the canopy about once every week, to relive themselves. Then they wrap their arms around the trunk of the tree to stay upright, then take care of business. But their feet are sort of like an extra pair of arms. Oh, here's a nice video on sloths. It shows one crossing a road, and gives a lot of facts. Hide contents You guys are sure into sloths.
Calderis he/him Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 @Tesh I was thinking of a different type of Sloth actually, they kind of crawl on all fours and wobble to mimic the way grass blows in the wind. I'll try to find a video and link it.
Podman Posted February 5, 2018 Posted February 5, 2018 (edited) 10 hours ago, Tesh said: Well, it's more like they army crawl, as their limbs are designed for climbing trees. They only come down out of the canopy about once every week, to relive themselves. Then they wrap their arms around the trunk of the tree to stay upright, then take care of business. But their feet are sort of like an extra pair of arms. Oh, here's a nice video on sloths. It shows one crossing a road, and gives a lot of facts. Hide contents Also, I just watched that video. Sloths are amazing. I think I’ve officially been converted to the Ministry of Sloth. Edited February 5, 2018 by podman36
The Gecko he/him Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 I too have been converted. On a side note, did anyone see all the hemalurgic spikes sticking out of their hands and feet? Sloth inquisitors indeed. 3
Podman Posted February 6, 2018 Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, The Gecko said: I too have been converted. On a side note, did anyone see all the hemalurgic spikes sticking out of their hands and feet? Sloth inquisitors indeed. And she said they just hang from the branches with their claws. Rusts, lady, get your facts straight! The slothquisitors *all hail the sloth* are obviously using iron and steel to embed their own spikes into the tree. Nature sure is amazing. Edited February 6, 2018 by podman36 2
Cognitive Shadow he/him Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 So, two things. 1) Sloths have been storing feruchemical speed their entire lives, and the day of retribution will be a day of glory! 2) Someone Seriously needs to turn the Slothquisitors into a guild. This needs to be a thing. 3
5ith Ideal he/him Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 I started reading the first page of this chain (our hemalurgically spiked beavers, then jumped here to the fifth page. At what point did we get to Slothquisitors? And, more importantly... What has Brandon done to us all???? 4
Nathrangking he/him Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 @5ith Ideal That was my doing on page 2. As for your second question he has made us wiser to the secret Sloth overlords.
Journey Before Pancakes Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 50 minutes ago, 5ith Ideal said: I started reading the first page of this chain (our hemalurgically spiked beavers, then jumped here to the fifth page. At what point did we get to Slothquisitors? And, more importantly... What has Brandon done to us all???? Well thanks for bumping it, I ended up reading all the way through. I suggest checking out the hemalurgic rat farm discussion in the middle of this thread. It's some good stuff. 2
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 I like the fact that this thread keeps on being resurrected every three months or so.
Leyrann Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 6 hours ago, Toaster Retribution said: I like the fact that this thread keeps on being resurrected every three months or so. Some threads have a tendency to do so...
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Leyrann said: Some threads have a tendency to do so... I like to think that it helps that I put a link to it in my sig...
Leyrann Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Toaster Retribution said: I like to think that it helps that I put a link to it in my sig... That certainly helps. But also consider threads like the Church of the Stick. They never truly die.
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Leyrann said: That certainly helps. But also consider threads like the Church of the Stick. They never truly die. Stick never dies. To get this topic back on track, neither does a Fullborn beaver.
Leyrann Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Toaster Retribution said: Stick never dies. To get this topic back on track, neither does a Fullborn beaver. Gotta get creative with spike placement then. Or do we use extra small spikes?
Calderis he/him Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 9 minutes ago, Leyrann said: Gotta get creative with spike placement then. Or do we use extra small spikes? Well if I were to try and turn an animal of that size Fullborn with spikes, I'd use earring sized spikes. I mean, I still want the beaver to be able to walk. 1
Toaster Retribution he/him Posted June 14, 2018 Author Posted June 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Calderis said: I mean, I still want the beaver to be able to walk. Why does it have to walk when it can fly? 2
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