Cosmere Limericks

[Calderis he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Indivergable said:

A sharder, a friend, called Cal, seems to be in some kind of lull. He's repeating his thread. To get some more cred. So I'll repost, and sound like a chull.

Adolin Adolin Adolin. Kaladin, Kaladin. Kaladin! Shallan! Shallan! Shallan? Shallan! Shadolin? Shaladin? Kadolin!!

Yes this thread is completely shameless, 

Though it's goal is not simply aimless, 

It is always quite fun, 

Regardless of what's done, 

To make form from thoughts that are frameless

[bionova he/him]

Oh, Calderis you're one to talk

As you sit down and stand up and stalk

All over Exie

It's not very sexy

and the thought of it just makes me balk.

[digitalbusker he/him]

Prepare for a tactical switch,

'cause Jasnah's a capable witch.

You'll fly up behind,

but she doesn't mind.

Now how 'bout some nice burning pitch?

[bionova he/him]

A triangle, a circle, and square,

Must all be identical ne'er.

Because, you must see

That this cannot be, 

For water just cannot become air.

[bionova he/him]

Our friend Maya's a Cognitive Shade?

The lost soul of Adolin's Shardblade!

I hope for you Maya,

That Highprince raise higher,

Your life and give you a bond remade.

[BeskarKomrk he/him]

Adolin takes Shallan on a date

They train with swords, but don't mate

Though Adolin's a hero

Like dividing by zero

Mating would be inappropriate

[Calderis he/him]

Taravangian so quickly caved, 

To the demands that Rayse simply gave, 

But the Diagram still, 

Shows us a guiding will, 

It's Cultivation for the save. 

[aemetha he/him]

Dalinar had thought Honor was done,

But another in the vision had come,

He asked him his name,

Thought he was going insane,

No Dalinar, I'm the other one.

[+Extesian he/him]

26 minutes ago, Ookla, the Incalculable said:

Yes this thread is completely shameless, 

Though it's goal is not simply aimless, 

It is always quite fun, 

Regardless of what's done, 

To make form from thoughts that are frameless

If e'er a man didn't need rep more, it's 5000 post Cal, he cares no more. But Limericks he adores, lack of them he abhors. I'm paying you out, like so often before. 

And yes. I find limericks so much more elegant without line spaces. I think, in your heart, you do too.

[IllNsickly he/him]

Kal made a desperate journey

to sate a deep seated yearning

Syl at his side

his parents abide

For Roshone a well earned backhanding

 

 

 

Edited December 13, 2017 by IllNsickly

[Calderis he/him]

Shallan is a girl quite fragmented, 

Some would deign to call her demented, 

Her psyche is splintered, 

Through ordeals she's entered, 

Can further Decay be prevented? 

[Llarimar he/him]

There is Lift and the Rift and the spren

And there's Azure and Vasher and Fen

And there's Kaladin there

Who at Adolin glares

When he takes Shallan's hand at the end

 

[aemetha he/him]

Lift had been lying in bed,

Lamenting the time since she fed,

Deciding it was time that she ate,

She took food from Dalinars plate,

And left before harsh words were said.

[Llarimar he/him]

There are too many Knights in this fight

There are too many Kholins in sight

I just stepped on a sphere

That I'm sure wasn't here

When the Bondsmith exploded with light

Edited December 13, 2017 by Llarimar

[IllNsickly he/him]

With ink and with chalk and with parchment 

she changes her face and her garments

while no one can see

the face underneath

she gets famously drunk in the market

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

A one armed Herdazian Gauncho,
Talked liked he was head honcho
When he grew a new arm
He said with alarm
At least I can still wear my poncho.

[IllNsickly he/him]

The Lopen’s new arm is regrowing

Storm’s Light, it is finally flowing

The Ladies, they say

YES, Lopen you may

For we can all see you are glowing

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

Taravangian, brilliant yet sleepy
Sincerely regretted it deeply!
When Paper was sparse
and he wiped his arse
There were Diagram notes on the TP.
 

[aemetha he/him]

When Jasnah was crowned as the queen,

The ardents they surely did scream,

She won't give us an heir,

We're all sure she's queer,

Her atheism's truly obscene.

Edited December 13, 2017 by aemetha

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

Nergaoul you were mighty and great,
Your bloodlust did never abate.
Now your trapped in a gem
And your only whim
Is to be Unity's new paperweight.

 

[1stBondsmith he/him]

Approaching the two was a fright;

With long spears and a terrible height.

Huge spren of their class,

Guarding gates over glass,

Intimidating in both black and white.

 

Though she longed to pass through, they said "No,

Honor ordered that none here should go".

Shallan tried every trick

But as stolid as Stick,

They tossed her in glass beads below.

 

Edited December 13, 2017 by 1stBondsmith
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[Blazenella he/him]

Adolin and Shallan on a date

Their love is up to fate

Without a care in the world

The night unfurled

With Pattern screaming "No Mate!"

[Blazenella he/him]

With the Azish Dalinar did meet

With diplomacy he's quick on his feet

But he couldn't understand

Why on Roshar, this land

His lunch a small girl did eat

[Blazenella he/him]

He attempted to make things right

With an emperor in the dead of night

The talked and debated

But neither were sated

Then a girl called his butt very tight

Edited December 13, 2017 by Ookla the Variable

[+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him]

I found a soul of a beer in Shadesmar
Gave it stormlight but that didn't go far
Got not a jit or a tottle
That soul had no bottle
Now my trousers smell like a wet bar.