I don't know how forums work

[Undecisive]

Howdy doody yall. I'm kind of new to the whole forums thing, so I apologise preemptively for all the mistakes that I am bound to make. I've read All of Stormlight so far and am about to finish BoM. In the future I hope to read Elantris and whichever I can scrounge up next. Also I wont eat the cookies... whatever's wrong with them. 

[manukos he/him]

hey there gancho 
i am manukos , master PUNisher and master lurker . you said that you wont eat any but i'll give you one regardless 
if you have any questions feel free to message me , i will do my best to be of help

also , favorite stormlight character?

 

[Mestiv he/him]

Hello and don't worry, you won't break anything have fun!

[Modal Seoul he/him]

If you eat a cookie, you'll know how forums work.

[Staphylococcus she/her]

16 minutes ago, Captains Domon said:

If you eat a cookie, you'll know how forums work.

And much more than that   

[Guest]

You will also be RUINed so don't eat the cookies.

[Farnsworth]

Welcome fellow Sharder! Are you Cosmere Aware yet? If you eat a cookie you will be...

[Undecisive]

@Manukos oof thats a tough one, but id have to say Wit, theres just something about him... ;D

[Undecisive]

@Figberts aha thank you for the warm welcome. I am cosmere aware but im no sure how much of that is a direct result of the cookies 

[Steeldancer he/him]

34 minutes ago, Undecisive said:

@Figberts aha thank you for the warm welcome. I am cosmere aware but im no sure how much of that is a direct result of the cookies 

They're spiked. They bake spikes into them.