Modal Seoul Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 Superman. He's the Man of Steel, the Last Son of Krypton, the Man of Tomorrow. He is seriously unbeatable. He's defeated Son Goku twice on Death Battle, and to avoid death from Batman, he said his mother's name. But what if he went up against all the Disney Princesses? (not including Mulan. She becomes a general) Let's analyze everything and see what would happen. The princesses will have their available resources ready at hand. Let us begin. (Disclaimer: This is a parody. Disney, don't sue me.) (Warning: Disney lovers will be offended.) Snow White: The young princess was quite naive, until she wised up in a terrifying minute-and-a-half running through the forest sequence. She can communicate with animals, which is a plus in the battle. Snow can also bring the Seven Dwarves and her ever heroic prince. When she fights, she'll summon many animals to try and overwhelm Superman. *cue the frost breath* Supes will then pick up Dopey, and since the Dwarves have a habit walking in single file, even during batlle, He'll just throw Dopey and knock them down like dominoes. And the Prince, well, I'm just glad I'm not him. Of course, then Superman would take Snow White out. Check one off the list. Cinderella: I almost don't want to do this one, because the live-action remake did it justice.(I liked it) But we must. Cinderella can also communicate with animals, but has a habit of getting too attached to them.She has expert cleaning skills, and can stay calm even under extreme duress. And of course, her Prince. Cinderella would call for her mice, birds, and wild dog to help, but again Superman would just let out his frost breath. Cinderella would try and hit him with the broom, but he'll pick it up from the other end, swing her around, and smash her into the Prince. Two down. Sleeping Beauty(Cartoon, NOT Maleficent!): I don't want to do this one either, because I actually loved this movie. But we must! We must know! Princess Aurora has a sad life. She was raised by three bumbling fairies, taught to be obedient and polite. Raised like this, she has a weird view of the outside world, and is extremely naive. She can communicate with animals as well, but on a smaller degree. Prince Philip(the only prince with a name in the really old movies) is also there to help, as well as the fairies. To protect Aurora, the fairies would attack first. One of Superman's weaknesses is magic, but he'll just fly really fast, dodge the spells, and WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!. No more fairies. Besides, they'd probably just change Superman into pink. (Make it Blue!) Aurora, Philip, and the few animals would try to fight. *HEAT VISION* The Little Mermaid: Ariel always wanted to know more about humans. It bordered on obsession. She has an incredible singing voice, and has a super-powered beast dad who is the king of the ocean. (Arthur, is that you?) Ariel would try to hit a high-enough decibel to cripple Superman, but alas it won't work. Supes' durability will allow him to charge the hapless princess with no affect. Her dad would pose a bigger threat. He'll shoot magic beams from his trident, but Superman will fly really fast, create a whirlwind that traps Triton, shatter his trident, and kill him with a kick. Any other help? Prince Eric/Poe Dameron? Forget it. He's too busy playing his flute. Beauty and the Beast: Ahh, Belle. Whether she's a headstrong young woman or a student of Hogwarts, it doesn't matter. She'll just start reading. The Beast would pose a small challenge, but not for long. The walking furniture would be destroyed in a blast of heat vision.(And Belle too.) Aladdin: Stubborn, impossible, female? You've got Princess Jasmine! She has access to some soldiers, and has a tiger and her stupid dad to back her up. Being the daredevil girl she is, they'd all charge Superman. Flying with super speed, the Man of Steel would punch the guards in different directions and throw Jasmine and her tiger into the sun. He'd then stop and see the poor Sultan, who is blissfully unaware of his surroundings as he builds a toy tower. *smash into the ground* Pocahontas: The Native American princess has her entire tribe and a raccoon to aid her. Superman would just use his freezing breath, as they aren't accustomed to cold temperatures, to take them out. The raccoon, though, would become.... "You just wanna suck the joy out of everything." The Princess and the Frog: Tiana is assertive, but that won't help her to fight the Man of Steel. She and Prince Naveen are no match for his fists. Tangled: Rapunzel is just like the Inhuman Medusa, except her hair doesn't move. She has control over soldiers, a horse, a chameleon(frog), and the best smuggler in the Outer Rim territories. She would try to tie Superman up in her hair and sing, but as it gains power from the sun, it would just enhance the Kryptonian's powers, enabling him to destroy everyone in one blast of heat. (Except the frog) Brave: Merida is truly a princess, unlike some on this list, and she is dang good at archery. Sadly, Superman would just grab the projectiles and launch them back at her. It looks like she got impaled by her own sword. Frozen: Elsa and Anna are two princesses from the kingdom of Arendel. They have access to soldiers, the ice delivery boy, and a anthropomorphic snowman. Can the Last Son of Krypton defeat them? That depends actually. Clark could easily remove the soldiers, Anna, Kristoff, and Olav, but Elsa is the real challenge. Using her powers, Elsa could create a snowstorm that blocks the sun. In this storm, she could hold out long enough to efficiently weaken Superman? It is possible and there is a chance of success, but Elsa would probably run out of energy before that happened. Kal would find her and blast her with heat vision. Just let it go, people. Let it go. Moana: The most recent Disney princess has some unique abilities, but it actually won't get her very far. Moana is a friend of the ocean, but she can't actually control the water(like Percy Jackson). She and her stupid chicken stand no chance. Maui, however, is a different story. He can shapeshift, like Martian Manhunter, and has that magic giant fish hook to aid him as well. After fighting for awhile, Superman would finally have the sense to take away Maui's hook and then it would be a contest of strength from there. We don't even have to guess the winner. The day goes to Superman. But if anyone would like to make revisions, feel free. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tristan Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 I think the princesses would win simply because it seems that non-evil women in general are also Superman's weakness. Lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mestiv Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 They would win with the power of love! Also you forgot about Kida from Atlantis and her almost godlike powers when she's merged with the Crystal that's powering Atlantis. I think she'd have the biggest chance Also the girl from Hercules, with Hercules at her side would be a tough one, however Superman > Hercules. Unless Hercules gets help from Gods, but that would be cheating 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modal Seoul Posted April 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Mestiv said: Also you forgot about Kida from Atlantis and her almost godlike powers when she's merged with the Crystal that's powering Atlantis. I think she'd have the biggest chance Oh dang, I love that movie. It slipped my mind. 3 hours ago, Mestiv said: Also the girl from Hercules, with Hercules at her side would be a tough one, however Superman > Hercules. Unless Hercules gets help from Gods, but that would be cheating She's not a princess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mestiv Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Oh, right, I forgot that the girl from Hercules is not a Princess. Sorry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riversong Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 I don't know about Disney Princesses, but Vin could definitely defeat Superman, no problem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modal Seoul Posted April 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Riversong said: Vin could definitely defeat Superman, no problem. Prove it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mestiv Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 54 minutes ago, Riversong said: I don't know about Disney Princesses, but Vin could definitely defeat Superman, no problem. Crossover fanfic or it didn't happen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riversong Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 13 hours ago, Mestiv said: Crossover fanfic or it didn't happen Deal. It will appear in the fanfic section as soon as I finish it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mestiv Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Riversong said: Deal. It will appear in the fanfic section as soon as I finish it. Tag me when it's ready, I'd love to read it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riversong Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Mestiv said: Tag me when it's ready, I'd love to read it I definitely will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 Lol wb Lilo n' her buddy stitch?! (does she count?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modal Seoul Posted April 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 10 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said: (does she count?) No. I was considering adding Princess Leia though.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oversleep Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 (edited) By the way, Leia is technically a Disney princess. Now that would be interesting since they would have a lot of firepower and Superman could be suspcetible to Force. ninja'd by the Captain up there... Edited April 27, 2017 by Oversleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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