"Kale"adin Posted January 6, 2017 Posted January 6, 2017 Just a long time lurker who finally got around to making an account. As someone who's read basically all of his cosmere books and impatiently waiting for Oathbringer, I thought it made sense to make an account and get more involved in the forums.
Hemalurgic Headshot he/him Posted January 6, 2017 Posted January 6, 2017 Welcome! Remember, don't eat the cookies, or they will Ruin you. 1
"Kale"adin Posted January 6, 2017 Author Posted January 6, 2017 13 minutes ago, Hemalurgic_Headshot said: Welcome! Remember, don't eat the cookies, or they will Ruin you. These puns are gonna Ruin me
A Secret Corner he/him Posted January 6, 2017 Posted January 6, 2017 (edited) 50 minutes ago, Hemalurgic_Headshot said: Just wait, there are more. BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! @"Kale"adin You don't sound like you're all you green'ed up to be, so I think you need some pun-ishing to get you straight! First, we can't boil you, as you would just fall apart, so we'll first throw you down a ste(am) cliff! Then, we are going to splint you entirely with marjoram! If you're be-tasting(having) alright, we'll have to throw in some corn as well! there, got that flavor of pun in... But then we're going to Ruin you, barely Preserving your life! We'll have Dominion over you until you're Endowed with Devotion to flavor, but by then, Odium to us! If you beg for some Autonomy, we have a fine pot for that! We will steam and spice, till the only Ambition you'll Honor is your taste! After that, the only thing left will be your drive for Survival! Enough Pun-ishment yet? Edited January 6, 2017 by Secrets 2
A Secret Corner he/him Posted January 6, 2017 Posted January 6, 2017 (edited) Oh and @"Kale"adin, I forgot to mention that I have a very nice cookie for you! (DISCLAIMER: THE DARK ALLEY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SOUL DAMAGE THAT MAY OCCUR. COOKIES MAY CONTAIN PEWTER, STEEL, IRON, OR BRONZE. NO NON-HUMANS WERE HARMED IN THE CREATION OF THESE COOKIES.) Edited January 6, 2017 by Secrets
Shqueeves Posted January 6, 2017 Posted January 6, 2017 3 hours ago, "Kale"adin said: Just a long time lurker who finally got around to making an account. As someone who's read basically all of his cosmere books and impatiently waiting for Oathbringer, I thought it made sense to make an account and get more involved in the forums. Welcome to the Shard! I'm Shqueeves! Have an upvote! Avoid the cookies, they will Ruin your appetite. If you ever anything, feel free to contact me 1
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