Cosmere banhammers

[Oversleep]

Sooo... I tried to find some nice pictures of Cosmere-equivalents of banhammers... And was terrified to find there were none!

No solid blocks of black steel on a long handle Awakened to "Destroy spoilers". No glowing Shardhammers of the Knights Admin. No stylized Aon Reo or Aon Kii. Is somebody interested in creating such things? I can pay in upvotes and gratitude.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

define banhammer, I may be interested in doing it.

[Elenion he/him]

11 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

define banhammer

Banhammers are the weapons of ultimate power, wielded by moderators all over the web. A single banhammer has the power to smite spoilers and send trolls back to the darkness from which they came.

14 hours ago, Oversleep said:

Sooo... I tried to find some nice pictures of Cosmere-equivalents of banhammers... And was terrified to find there were none!

No solid blocks of black steel on a long handle Awakened to "Destroy spoilers". No glowing Shardhammers of the Knights Admin. No stylized Aon Reo or Aon Kii. Is somebody interested in creating such things? I can pay in upvotes and gratitude.

Had I any artistic talent whatsoever I'd volunteer, but I don't have any. But you've got some great ideas.

One that I'd like to suggest, "My downvotes to yours, my downvotes become yours."

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

sounds fun. Give me ideas and I will draw them. And perhaps I will finally try my hand at pixel art and create them for the shard!

[Elenion he/him]

12 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

Give me ideas and I will draw them.

A knight of the Knights Admin wielding a Banhammer.

An Awakener with "My downvotes to yours, my downvotes become yours."

Nightblood with, "Hello, do you want to destroy some spoilers today?"

[Oversleep]

39 minutes ago, Elenion said:

Nightblood with, "Hello, do you want to destroy some spoilers today?"

*If Nightblood were not a sword, but a warhammer.

13 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

Give me ideas and I will draw them.

Elantrian banishing darkness with big glowing Aon Kii or Aon Reo. Or perhaps more meme-like, it's pointing at you with caption "you know what that means".

Forger leaning over a body they just Soulforged saying "And now you never did that" and alternate version "And now you never joined here".

We lack Mistborn ideas. Perhaps something about Ruin changing text? Maybe some writing changing and caption "Ruin hates spoilers"?

Oh, oh, (White Sand spoilers)

Spoiler

Lord Mastrell exploding with sand screaming "spoilers begone!"... hm, actually I could do that: screenshot + caption?

BTW, if you do insert text somewhere, could you please send me no-text version? I intend to put them to good use while moderating Polish fandom

Edited November 7, 2016 by Oversleep

[Elenion he/him]

1 hour ago, Oversleep said:

Forger leaning over a body they just Soulforged saying "And now you never did that" and alternate version "And now you never joined here".

Might be better as "And now you never said that" to use on people who violate spoiler policy.

1 hour ago, Oversleep said:

We lack Mistborn ideas. Perhaps something about Ruin changing text? Maybe some writing changing and caption "Ruin hates spoilers"?

"The Steel Inquisition disapproves of thread necromancy."

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

I GOT A GOOD ONE.

Kelsier flaring steel. "For every push, there is a pull"

[Elenion he/him]

Just now, Darkness Ascendant said:

I GOT A GOOD ONE.

Kelsier flaring steel. "For every push, there is a pull"

But how does that relate to banhammers?

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, Elenion said:

But how does that relate to banhammers?

As in, the instigator pushing, so the admins pull

an opposite force to put it easily

Edited November 8, 2016 by Darkness Ascendant

[Elenion he/him]

3 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

As in, the instigator pushing, so the admins pull

Oh ok. But how about replacing that with "I claim these forums as my own." or however that Kaladin quote would go.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, Elenion said:

Oh ok. But how about replacing that with "I claim these forums as my own." or however that Kaladin quote would go.

but that wouldn't be a banhammer...

[Elenion he/him]

1 minute ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

but that wouldn't be a banhammer...

I remember one time in particular where a user was banned after telling everyone that he owned the forums.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, Elenion said:

I remember one time in particular where a user was banned after telling everyone that he owned the forums.

yes, but why would the admins claim the forums????

[Elenion he/him]

Just now, Darkness Ascendant said:

yes, but why would the admins claim the forums????

They'd claim it as their territory and chase off vagrants. Sort of like the Hallandren slums.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, Elenion said:

They'd claim it as their territory and chase off vagrants. Sort of like the Hallandren slums.

doesn't make sense when they already own it. Just nvm

[Assassin in Burgundy he/him]

16 minutes ago, Elenion said:

I remember one time in particular where a user was banned after telling everyone that he owned the forums.

Imagine if that was an admin just trolling with us, since they would be telling the truth when they said they owned the forums. 

[Elenion he/him]

22 minutes ago, Assassin in Burgundy said:

Imagine if that was an admin just trolling with us, since they would be telling the truth when they said they owned the forums. 

Let me go find that one...

Got it! @Assassin in Burgundy this is the post, but the whole thread is actually pretty humorous. And when Chaos comes in...

Edited November 8, 2016 by Elenion

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Oh yeah, I remember that!

[Assassin in Burgundy he/him]

*sniffs* Beautiful. Didn't he mean he created that thread, not the entire forum though? So that would make a little bit more sense. 

[Oversleep]

4 hours ago, Elenion said:

Oh ok. But how about replacing that with "I claim these forums as my own." or however that Kaladin quote would go.

"The 17thShard and its forums are mine. I claim them, as I now claim your account."

[Elenion he/him]

17 hours ago, Oversleep said:

"The 17thShard and its forums are mine. I claim them, as I now claim your account."

Ah, that's it. Thanks.

[firstRainbowRose she/her]

I have to say, I am very interested in seeing the results of this thread.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Heh, maybe we'll all get a title from this.

Shard Owner sounds good to me

[firstRainbowRose she/her]

Haha, probably not. But you would get eternal recognition each time we used one of your images while banning. (That is, of course, if you're okay with us using them.)