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Sooo... I tried to find some nice pictures of Cosmere-equivalents of banhammers... And was terrified to find there were none!

No solid blocks of black steel on a long handle Awakened to "Destroy spoilers". No glowing Shardhammers of the Knights Admin. No stylized Aon Reo or Aon Kii. Is somebody interested in creating such things? I can pay in upvotes and gratitude.

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11 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

define banhammer

Banhammers are the weapons of ultimate power, wielded by moderators all over the web. A single banhammer has the power to smite spoilers and send trolls back to the darkness from which they came.

14 hours ago, Oversleep said:

Sooo... I tried to find some nice pictures of Cosmere-equivalents of banhammers... And was terrified to find there were none!

No solid blocks of black steel on a long handle Awakened to "Destroy spoilers". No glowing Shardhammers of the Knights Admin. No stylized Aon Reo or Aon Kii. Is somebody interested in creating such things? I can pay in upvotes and gratitude.

Had I any artistic talent whatsoever I'd volunteer, but I don't have any. But you've got some great ideas.

One that I'd like to suggest, "My downvotes to yours, my downvotes become yours."

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12 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

Give me ideas and I will draw them.

A knight of the Knights Admin wielding a Banhammer.

An Awakener with "My downvotes to yours, my downvotes become yours."

Nightblood with, "Hello, do you want to destroy some spoilers today?"

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39 minutes ago, Elenion said:

Nightblood with, "Hello, do you want to destroy some spoilers today?"

*If Nightblood were not a sword, but a warhammer.

13 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

Give me ideas and I will draw them.

Elantrian banishing darkness with big glowing Aon Kii or Aon Reo. Or perhaps more meme-like, it's pointing at you with caption "you know what that means".

Forger leaning over a body they just Soulforged saying "And now you never did that" and alternate version "And now you never joined here".

We lack Mistborn ideas. Perhaps something about Ruin changing text? Maybe some writing changing and caption "Ruin hates spoilers"?

Oh, oh, (White Sand spoilers)

Spoiler

Lord Mastrell exploding with sand screaming "spoilers begone!"... hm, actually I could do that: screenshot + caption?


BTW, if you do insert text somewhere, could you please send me no-text version? I intend to put them to good use while moderating Polish fandom :)

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1 hour ago, Oversleep said:

Forger leaning over a body they just Soulforged saying "And now you never did that" and alternate version "And now you never joined here".

Might be better as "And now you never said that" to use on people who violate spoiler policy.

1 hour ago, Oversleep said:

We lack Mistborn ideas. Perhaps something about Ruin changing text? Maybe some writing changing and caption "Ruin hates spoilers"?

"The Steel Inquisition disapproves of thread necromancy."

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16 minutes ago, Elenion said:

I remember one time in particular where a user was banned after telling everyone that he owned the forums.

Imagine if that was an admin just trolling with us, since they would be telling the truth when they said they owned the forums. 

:wacko::wacko::wacko:

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22 minutes ago, Assassin in Burgundy said:

Imagine if that was an admin just trolling with us, since they would be telling the truth when they said they owned the forums. 

:wacko::wacko::wacko:

Let me go find that one...

Got it! @Assassin in Burgundy this is the post, but the whole thread is actually pretty humorous. And when Chaos comes in...

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