Jofwu Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Recently heard this joke by Brandon: Quote Q: How do you get a one-armed Herdazian out of a tree? A: Wave! Got me wondering if there are other one-armed Herdazian jokes floating around out there. Do you guys have any good (or bad) one-armed Herdazian jokes? Quote Q: How many one-armed Herdazians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. That's what cousins are for! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Can't think of any right now, I'm stumped 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Master Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 42 minutes ago, Patrick Star said: Can't think of any right now, I'm stumped Took me a second. I couldn't think of a good joke, so here's my anti-joke: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 I don't know much about 1-armed Herdazians, but I can confirm from personal experience that taking a 1-legged Herdazian out to the bar is a bad idea. They get super tipsy real quickly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadebengert Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Why did the one-armed Herdazian fall off the swing? He waved at one of his cousins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 (edited) Q: What is a One-armed Herdazian's favorite sport? A: Handball Have you heard about the one armed herdazian who achieved great fame and fortune colonizing the Americas? He was super excited to finally get his own coat of arms. Edited September 13, 2016 by Patrick Star 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 (edited) Q. Why did the one-armed Herdazian cross the street? A. To get disarmed. Edited September 13, 2016 by Secrets 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 On 9/7/2016 at 3:27 PM, Patrick Star said: Can't think of any right now, I'm stumped *sighs* ... anyone have a naan-pun joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eccentric Hero Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 2 minutes ago, Secrets said: *sighs* ... anyone have a naan-pun joke Quote “My other hand?” Lopen said. “The one that was cut off long ago, eaten by a fearsome beast? It is making a rude gesture toward you right now. I thought you would wish to know, so that you can prepare to be insulted.” A nice quote for you to enjoy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantsForSquares Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Why do you call the one-armed Herdazian when your plumbing isn't working? Because he's a... handyman! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1stBondsmith Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 Q. What did the RED and GREEN Herdazian say to his brother, about to be married? A. And remember, if they don't find you handsome, and least they'll find you're handy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 36 minutes ago, 1stBondsmith said: Q. What did the RED and GREEN Herdazian say to his brother, about to be married? A. And remember, if they don't find you handsome, and at least they'll find you're handy! This is a forum for off-handed One-armed Herdazians jokes and not jokes with Herdazians as the focus. Q. What did the Irialy say the One-armed Herdazian? A. Hands off! see? Better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 20 hours ago, Eccentric Hero said: A nice quote for you to enjoy. Here's one for you! Quote Can you feel it? Something just changed. I believe that's the sound the world makes when it pisses itself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand Master Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 1 hour ago, 1stBondsmith said: Q. What did the RED and GREEN Herdazian say to his brother, about to be married? A. And remember, if they don't find you handsome, and least they'll find you're handy! I...don't get it. Can someone explain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1stBondsmith Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 (edited) An old Canadian Comedy show called the Red Greene show had an odd mountain guy who used that quote in his advice section to other men. He was a duct tape fix-it kind of guy and being handy was his mantra. Seemed to fit the one-armed Herdazian better. The old show is worth Youtubing. Funny stuff... Edited September 14, 2016 by 1stBondsmith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djarskublar Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 10 hours ago, 1stBondsmith said: An old Canadian Comedy show called the Red Greene show had an odd mountain guy who used that quote in his advice section to other men. He was a duct tape fix-it kind of guy and being handy was his mantra. Seemed to fit the one-armed Herdazian better. The old show is worth Youtubing. Funny stuff... If you wanted that to be more apparent (I watched that show a lot and didn't pick up the reference) you should have colored the words the way the show did. Green for red and red for green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Secret Corner Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 Q. Why do Herdazian women like One-Armed Herdazian men so much? A. They like them because they find them quite *ahem* disarming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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