Weird Things That Happen To Me, Presented For Your Entertainment

[marsoupial they/them]

Apparently, my life has been very amusing to some people, so I will post all the weird, ironic, or terrible things that happen to me every so often, along with random observations I have on the nature of the multiverse, et c.

Feel free to comment, put in your two clips, or tell me to shut the chull up. Otherwise, have fun taking amusement from my daily misfortune.

[marsoupial they/them]

I mean, seriously, guys. 

It's like I'm filling a chromiummind over here.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Interesting so far, if a tad bit random

My friend Sunny has a notes collection called Memories, which are about all the weird, stupid and strange things that have happened to him XD

I will try and copy it all here (....with his permission of course)

[marsoupial they/them]

3 minutes ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

Interesting so far, if a tad bit random

That is an apt summary of my life

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

[marsoupial they/them]

For anyone reading this in a different time zone, I live in Tennessee, and it's 6:30 AM here, right now.

I might want to timestamp my entries...

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

so bothered....XD

[marsoupial they/them]

Just now, Darkness Ascendant said:

so bothered....XD

I know I'm just so insensitive to other people around the world

[marsoupial they/them]

Do you ever just feel like there are two types of days for you?

Because I feel like I have Wax days and Wayne days.

On Wayne days, I am more chipper and happy, and light, and chill. And I make jokes and sly references more often. And I'm a bit scatterbrained.

And Wax days, they're darker and gruffer, and I talk a bit less. but I get a bit more thinking done. And I start thinking about all the girlfriends I've accidentally shot when they're being held by insane morticians.

I like Wayne days better.

Let's see what today will bring.

Edited August 30, 2016 by bleeder

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Well, lets say your like the moon

Which Waxes and Waynes on different days as well

[marsoupial they/them]

Just now, Darkness Ascendant said:

Well, lets say your like the moon

Which Waxes and Waynes on different days as well

Well played. Well played indeed.

[marsoupial they/them]

One of the worst smells in the world is wet peanut butter. 

Like, I'm making a peanut butter sandwich to take to lunch, and I get peanut butter all over the knife I'm using to spread it, so I go to the sink to wash it off.

And, the smell of peanut butter reminds me of my childhood. I love peanut butter. But when it gets wet, it gets duller, and flakier, more pungent, and it pervades my nostrils and finally, after a moment of relief from this awful smell, I have to breath it again. 

Sigh

[Mestiv he/him]

@bleederit's generally advised to avoid double-posting  (writing two post after one another). You can edit your old post instead writing a new one. 

[marsoupial they/them]

21 minutes ago, Mestiv said:

@bleederit's generally advised to avoid double-posting  (writing two post after one another). You can edit your old post instead writing a new one. 

Alright, thanks for the help.

Will do.

[marsoupial they/them]

Antigone: girl wants to bury dead brother/uncle (incest problems), but king says brother/uncle is a traitor and refuses him burial. Girl buries him anyway, is imprisoned, and kills herself. 

Greek drama, everyone. 

[marsoupial they/them]

I left my copy of SoS at camp this past summer, and they throw away pretty much anything left behind, so I'll have to replace it with my own money (I got it as a Christmas gift from my parents, originally) 

Sigh

[marsoupial they/them]

I think I broke my phone

I was trying to clear the notifications from the drop-down menu and the drop-down menu froze halfway down the screen and I can't access the top half of my screen. 

This was last night. 

8 hours, later I am still waiting for my phone to die but I don't know when cause I can't see the battery life bar.

I can't even turn it off cause I can't reach the slide-to-power-off button...

Sigh

[Mestiv he/him]

@bleeder what phone do you have? If you have access to battery try simply taking it out and putting it in again. If not, there usually is some kind of way to reset you phone. Like in Samsung Galaxy's it's usually: press home button and lock button at once for 10 seconds. Try to find out if there is such combination for your phone.

[marsoupial they/them]

2 hours ago, Mestiv said:

@bleeder what phone do you have? If you have access to battery try simply taking it out and putting it in again. If not, there usually is some kind of way to reset you phone. Like in Samsung Galaxy's it's usually: press home button and lock button at once for 10 seconds. Try to find out if there is such combination for your phone.

Sadly, @Mestiv, it's an iPhone 4S. I have a Samsung S6 but I can't use it because I have to use my iPhone for a diabetes thing.

[marsoupial they/them]

I just stood on a football field for an hour in the direct sunlight, wearing black jeans, a dress shirt, and a vest. It was 86 Fahrenheit. I was sweating more than should be possible, and was begging for death's sweet embrace. Like, I felt like I was dying of heat exhaustion. 

Then I come inside to buy some water, and I nearly choked on it.

And now I'm stuck in algebra. 

Sigh

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

5 hours ago, bleeder said:

I just stood on a football field for an hour in the direct sunlight, wearing black jeans, a dress shirt, and a vest. It was 86 Fahrenheit. I was sweating more than should be possible, and was begging for death's sweet embrace. Like, I felt like I was dying of heat exhaustion. 

Then I come inside to buy some water, and I nearly choked on it.

And now I'm stuck in algebra. 

Sigh

That is sad.

I wear a jacket because it's always so cold inside buildings. I'm too lazy to take it off for the walks in the heat between buildings. I just take the pain and the chance that someone might notice and think me a fool. If anyone confronts me about this, I shall say: "Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. 17thShard before friends. I will protect those who cannot protect themselves. I am a stick. Speak again the hallowed oaths. The Knights Radiant must rise again. Augh, this shardplate is too hot!"

Then I will go into a detailed explanation as to why this scenario of me bracing the heat is a perfect illustration of "Strength before weakness." I think my father will pop in and say, "UNITE THEM!!!" And I'll be like, "Father, no!"

Then I'll continue and explain that it is harder to break a bundle of sticks than a lone stick. "United we stand divided we fall. I am a stick and I will UNITE THEM!"

 

If no one confronts me, I suspect I'll do a Szethian internal monologue about how I am the Assassin in Navy Blue, Truthless of Shinovar and that concrete is rock and it is unholy to step on it.

 

I am a stick. And I am on fire.

Edited September 7, 2016 by Eccentric Hero

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

11 hours ago, Eccentric Hero said:

That is sad.

I wear a jacket because it's always so cold inside buildings. I'm too lazy to take it off for the walks in the heat between buildings.

Same hear, except here in Australia Spring is here and it's starting to get hot. But I still wear my shirt, school shirt, jumper, school jacket setup from winter because the mornings are still cold, only I don't take it off till I get home, when it begins to be unbearably hot, and I'm sweating inside.

[marsoupial they/them]

@Darkness Ascendant It's almost autumn here in east Tennessee, but it's still hot. Like, too hot. I prefer the cold, actually, so I can bundle up in coats and stuff.

And @Eccentric Hero I wear coats inside too, it's always chilly in my school. (plus I like wearing coats and vests) 

Edited September 8, 2016 by bleeder

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

2 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

Same hear, except here in Australia Spring is here and it's starting to get hot. But I still wear my shirt, school shirt, jumper, school jacket setup from winter because the mornings are still cold, only I don't take it off till I get home, when it begins to be unbearably hot, and I'm sweating inside.

Ha, peasant. I have no uniform at my college.

1 hour ago, bleeder said:

@Darkness Ascendant It's almost autumn here in east Tennessee, but it's still hot. Like, too hot. I prefer the cold, actually, so I can bundle up in coats and stuff.

And @Eccentric Hero I wear coats inside too, it's always chilly in my school. (plus I like wearing coats and vests) 

I live even more south and most of the year is practically summer.

[Stick. she/her]

@Darkness Ascendant @Eccentric Hero @bleeder Exactly how hot does it get around in your cities at summer?