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Posted

I Hydra, Pledge to serve the Knightbloods with my sword AceFire

 

Really? Acefire? Are we really going with that?

 

Yes, we are.

 

Why? that name is so... 

 

I really wish I had been been more specific

 

With what. my name?

 

No, your name is good, I meant your command. "Argue" is a little bit unspecific.

 

What? Argue is a perfectly specific command! You shouldn't second guess yourself.

 

*sigh* I cant win.

Posted

Acefire? That's not creative! DESTROY

Lightsketch, we aren't killing the newcomers , besides, That sword sounds pretty useful. Well.....more useful than you

hey, i'm useful!

no, no you're not

Posted

The usefulness of anything is subject to conditions. Independent of any other magic systems, aluminum Mistings are quite useless. However, on Threnody, burning aluminum can help prevent death or injury by shades. Your blade may be largely useless, but allow it to flourish and it may surprise you.

Thoughtward! That was encouraging!

I challenge all theories, both hopeful ones and discouraging.

Posted

ruuuuuuunnnnn!

 

Furystorm, are you okay?

 

swords dont know what love is, that's wierd.

 

there are two people among the Knightbloods who are probably going to get creative and challenge that idea.

Posted

Acefire is Totally creative. you are just jealous that your owner diddnt have much imagination.

 

Great. now we are to insults. soon he'll figure out about the theory pages.

 

What!!!! theories!!!! oohohohohhooh. i can harm so many peoples self respect

 

Forget i said anything

 

Wait, I want to meet that Furystorm.

Posted

You see, in order to teach Lightsketch what is creative, I taught her everything cretire that Brandon did with love stories......

Posted (edited)

NO YOU DON'T

 

hey, I can speak for myself.

 

NO YOU CAN'T

 

The 1st Amendment to the U.S. Constitution guarantees the freedoms that many consider to be the essence of America.  The five freedoms guaranteed by the 1st Amendment are speechpressreligionassembly and petition.  

 

okay now youre just plagurizing 

 

prove it.

 

thats wrong, Furystorm.

 

No it wasnt! they werent using it so its free game

Edited by warriormark16
Posted

Hello Smexy!!

 

No, you dont do a good acefire.

 

SHUTUP. i do what i want. like Furystorm says Quote: "The 1st Amendment to the U.S. Constitution guarantees the freedoms that many consider to be the essence of America.  The five freedoms guaranteed by the 1st Amendment are speechpressreligionassembly and petition." End quote.

 

I thought you argued with everything!

 

No i dont!

 

Case in point

Posted (edited)

 

 

Lightsketch, i'll just sheath you, and leave you at home next time. 

leave em in the closet, they hate the dark.

 

hey, now that was private information you're given out.

Edited by warriormark16
Posted

What! do you think that will work?

 

Of course it wont, each blade has a different personality and style of thinking. being afraid of the dark all depends on imagination

 

... wow. that is the most intelligent thing you have ever said.

 

no it isnt

 

 oh well then, what was

 

go find it yourself

Posted

good advice, i'll try that.

noooo!!!!!!! but.......he's........so........creative

Lightsketch, i'm the only one here who's allowed to fall in love, and i only fall in love with sanderson characters like Adolin, or Kaladin........

EW! Lavala, you're going to ruin my reputation!

Posted

Who are you in love with Lightsketch?

 

That is a personal question, dont be rude

 

Hey! i was just wondering

Posted

I, Chasmfiend, pledge me and my blade, Shadowrage, to this clan, the Knightbloods. 

Kit_Rae_Luciendar_Sword_of_Light-Black_K

We will fight with honor!

 

He's dead... and here, we don't fight...

 

That's not what I meant... And what do you mean, we don't fight?!

 

*Sigh*

Posted (edited)

There once was a Chasmfiend supposedly good

With a blade of honor misunderstood.

A sword of shadow and rage!

It didn't stand the test of age!

And evil was it's morning food.

(horrible limerick)

Edited by ChickenPlague
Posted

why would anyone attack each other?

Just because you "like like" a sword, Lightsketch, does not mean other swords like each other... though maybe they do....

Posted

The Ascendant Warrior has come to pledge myself and the power of my blade, Duskcaller, to the Knightbloods!

 

Hello!  So, whose all here? How many other swords? I smell Investiture.

 

Duskcaller, you aren't even capable of smell. -sigh- My blade's command is "Investigate the Cosmere", by the way.

Posted (edited)

I, the Peasant, pledge my fealty to the Order of Knightblood

I pledge my soul to fighting evil, wherever it may lie

I pledge my heart into defending  the innocent wherever they may cry

I pledge my obsidian blades, Usurper, Purger and Arkhaion to this guild, whatever the circumstance

I pledge my honour into fulfilling what is required no matter the happenstance

 

I shall stand with my brothers and together we will rid this world of evil!

Ready to topple some empires?

Usurper....there aren't any empires to topple

What about some evil kings?

DID SOMEONE SAY EVIL?????

Not someone Purger....that was Usurper, oh and there aren't any evil kings

Their's Always Kim Jong Un

He isn't a king Arkhaion, but he is evil.... should we kill him?

YES!!!!

Does he have an Empire?

No he doesn't have an empire what about you Arkhaion?

No, Kim Jong Un's Death would probably start World War III, But there's always Palpatine

He sounds like he has an empire

Arkhaion! He's from Star Wars

WAR!!!!

You know what screw it... I'm getting a headache....

Edited by Pleasant peasant

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