Saving Guildonia

[Voidus]

"Your person has some handwavium? Awesome! I'm all out of it, myself. Say, do you think I could trade (Wayne-style) some Unobtanium for that?" 

"Wait" Voidus interrupted. "You obtained some Unobtainium?!?" 
...
"Well that makes sense."

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

"Your person has some handwavium? Awesome! I'm all out of it, myself. Say, do you think I could trade (Wayne-style) some Unobtanium for that?" 

"Wait" Voidus interrupted. "You obtained some Unobtainium?!?" 

...

"Well that makes sense."

"Wait" the man interupted. "Obtaining Unobtanium? ...Wouldn't that void the name?"

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

"Yeah, I used up the last of my handwavium to turn some Difficult-to-Obtainium into Unobtanium."

[Citadel16 he/him]

"well thats interesting." mark says "Say... do you have a sandwhich?"

[Voidus]

"Of course I do." Voidus replied, grinning slightly at the request before pulling out a sandwich. "Lots of important minerals and stuff in there..."

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

"You have spiky sandwiches too? Rust and Ruin..."

[Voidus]

"We have spiky everything... EVERYTHING"

[Fatebreaker he/him]

"EVERYTHING. Even chalupas. "

 

"And everyone knows you can't obtain Unobtainium, you must acquire it."

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

"What about spiky spikes?"

Edit: ninja'd

Edited April 22, 2016 by Eccentric Hero

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

"Spiky spikes? Hmm. That raises the interesting question: Can you spike the power from one spike into another spike? It could work, though I think the material of the spike and the bindpoints would be a little tricky..."

*starts mumbling to himself distractedly"

[Citadel16 he/him]

"they spiked the punch! RUUUUUUNNNNN!!!"

[Mistrunner]

Most runner tentatively pokes her head out around a corner, then immediately runs away screaming.

[Voidus]

"they spiked the punch! RUUUUUUNNNNN!!!"

But it's the completely safe non-alcoholic form of spiking punch. It won't damage your liver at all, just remove the part of your soul responsible for higher reasoning skills, balance and inhibition. All of the drunkenness with none of the physical damage.

*Note, may cause you to lose your immortal soul, start speaking in tongues, praise the god of entropy intermittently, guiltlessly murder all those you once held dear. If you experience any of these symptoms, report to your nearest Dark Alley for further testing.

[18th Shard he/him]

Insert disclaimer here ^

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

A voice speaks into everyone (who is close enough)'s minds.
I'm kind of like a spike too.

The man with a spear talks out loud, "But you're awakened, not hemalurgically invested."

Investiture is investiture.

"Yours works differently. You take it in and corrupt it.. wait a sec."
He raises his voice. "Hey, Voidus! Do you want to check out this spear?"

He removes the silver spearhead to reveal a slightly smaller spearhead underneath that was as black as the rest of the spear. He tosses it to Voidus.

The spear lands near Voidus, graying the ground that the spearhead touched and deepening the colors around it.

Hello, would you like to protect some good today? It doesn't sound cool but it'll have to do.

 

The spear would suck your hemalurgic investiture if it gets too close to you or if you hold it. Please let me take it back soon or I will have to make the spear have a metal band on it and my character become a Lurcher.

Edited May 9, 2016 by Eccentric Hero

[Eccentric Hero he/him]

That doesn't seem to be a normal human soul.

 

The man spoke. "It's a wolf. I'm saving you!"

 

He ran and grabbed the spear, and then put a sharp metallic cap on it as he ran back.

 

Voidus always did get himself complicated in all types of strange things.

 

Another voice spoke. Let''s hurry and get away from Voidus and the wolf.

 

The man with his black spear promptly ran away.

 

I hope we don't get lost in the dark alleys.

 

The new voice is my loyal sword that is broken. I will be inactive for some time. Bye.

Edited August 28, 2016 by Eccentric Hero