Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets an uncanny ability to lose puzzle pieces.

Inserts my jealousy.

[Guest]

Gets my Slytherin Hoodie 

Inserts my intense desire to have a apartment of my own filled with books and a litte cat.

Edited February 7, 2022 by Elf

[2EmLee2]

Gets a room shared with a crazy sister who unknowingly abuses books.

Inserts my new mattress.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Gets your mattress after your sister gets to it (?)

Inserts bad singing of Hamilton songs.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

"Da da da dat da, do de do da badada, da... da... duh?"

Inserts poisonous yellow M&Ms.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Gets a dead Facpalm and a third, maybe second degree murder charge

Inserts my intense desire to be able to read and comprehend books at about five times the speed i do now

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets Thaidakar on a normal day, (aka the same thing)

Inserts Goatbringer.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets Coattaker.

Inserts a Newberry book award.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

gets a new berry.

Inserts insomnia.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Gets permanent sleep.

Inserts "Inserts"

[2EmLee2]

Gets "Gets"

Inserts []

[SzethTheHonorblade]

Gets a logarithmic problem.

Inserts a less than pleasant sock.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets way too much laundry detergent and scent beads.

Inserts a rug made of straw.

[Quivil]

Gets a straw made of rug.

Inserts color

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets Color.

Inserts Bluegrass.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

gets a frog who loves blue grass.

Inserts Narnia

[AonDoor he/him]

Gets Eustace (pre-dragon).

Inserts Reepicheep

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets everyone's favorite character.

Inserts Theoden.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets a badass.

Inserts all the numerous badass characters in the Lord of the Rings.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets Thaidakar trying to mash up popular books/tv shows into the greatest book of all time.

Inserts a confused Thaidakar.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets trouble for the Ghostbloods.

Inserts a happy Kaladin.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets Stormlight Five

Inserts Envisagers

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets people who have souls.

Inserts people who don't have souls.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets Thaidakar on a bad day

Inserts @Sequence

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets @Szeth's Facepalm

Inserts @Experience (for some reason I can't tag him)