Shivertongue he/him Posted March 25, 2011 Posted March 25, 2011 Adonalsium was a vase. Hoid knocked it over. He's trying to collect the pieces so he can crazy glue them back together before his wife gets back from visiting her mother. Brandon is writing an epic sitcom episode. Discuss. 5
Chaos he/him Posted March 25, 2011 Posted March 25, 2011 Truly an earth shattering theory. But what if it isn't a sitcom. Instead, it's a soap. Aona returns from the grave, and Kaladin begins to romance her. Skai is not thrilled. And Hoid is pregnant. 5
SOM1else he/him Posted March 25, 2011 Posted March 25, 2011 With Spook's baby that grows up to join the Dahkor 1
Zas678 he/him Posted March 25, 2011 Posted March 25, 2011 And Raoden? He's actually an Inqusitor. He just became ruler so he could DOMINATE THE WORLD!!! And eat cheese. 2
CrazyRioter she/her Posted March 26, 2011 Posted March 26, 2011 And Sazed is dating Cultivation, while being romantically pursued by Jasnah. Meanwhile we find out that Szeth wasn't actually forced to kill Galivar, he killed him to get at Navani, an is actually working for Taravagian just so he can have an excuse to kill Navani's latest boyfriend. And Taravagian is also in love with Navani, and eventually Szeth is going to kill him so he can date her. And Shallan falls in love with Drehy who is gay (no really Brandon actually said that) and in love with Moash, who's in love with Shallan. 1
Silus - Shard of Flame he/him Posted March 27, 2011 Posted March 27, 2011 But Shallan is just ga-ga over Kelsier, but doesn't realize that he's already dead and she's actually been fawning over TenSoon. He actually does love her, but when he tries to reveal who he is, she is disgusted, but realizes that she her interactions with him have been genuine and she does love him just before she gets on a ship to Shin.
SOM1else he/him Posted March 30, 2011 Posted March 30, 2011 but through a ripple in space-time the boat crashes on Nalthis and Shallan has to pretend to be a man so she won't be made into a lifeless by a cult of llama assassins that make lifeless only out of women
Zas678 he/him Posted March 30, 2011 Posted March 30, 2011 And this society is run by a Dahkor Denth, wielding the Sword of Adonalsium, which was forged out of the broken pieces of the mystical vase.
FeatherWriter she/her Posted March 30, 2011 Posted March 30, 2011 (edited) And then Hoid teams up with Dalinar to try to steal the sword so that Hoid can get the vase back to his wife, but it turns into an epic battle between Dalinar and Denth while while Hoid fights Navani who's jealous of Hoid's time with Dalinar. Edited March 30, 2011 by FeatherWriter 1
SOM1else he/him Posted March 30, 2011 Posted March 30, 2011 in the mean time Hoid's wife gets home and sees the shattered vase.
FeatherWriter she/her Posted March 30, 2011 Posted March 30, 2011 ...or at least the pieces that Denth isn't using in his awesome sword.
Silus - Shard of Flame he/him Posted March 30, 2011 Posted March 30, 2011 TenSoon shows up to rescue Shallan from the llamas, but is forced to stay behind while she flees! Oh, and Denth falls in love with Hoid's wife.
CrazyRioter she/her Posted March 30, 2011 Posted March 30, 2011 Shallan accidentally flees through another space rift and ends up on Sel, where she is forced to kill half a dozen Dakhor who were actually part of a plot to kill Aona, again. Then Moash shows up (them space-time rifts again) and starts following Shallan around like a lovesick puppy.
FeatherWriter she/her Posted March 31, 2011 Posted March 31, 2011 But Endowment gets jealous because it turns out that Hoid is actually married to Cultivation in disguise and Endowment is the overprotective mother of all the Returned!
Silus - Shard of Flame he/him Posted April 3, 2011 Posted April 3, 2011 Ha! CrazyRioter gets 10 AWESOME POINTS!
FeatherWriter she/her Posted April 4, 2011 Posted April 4, 2011 But the cake is a LIEEEE... Also, random note. I had a dream last night where I was playing Portal 2, except I was a cat and I was being chased around a hotel and there were no portals whatsoever, but somehow I still knew it was Portal 2. And I had to contact my sidekick, who was a dog, via Seon, but there were other people in the room and I was supposed to be alone so I told my Seon to only turn into my head and not the other people. Then the dream changed and me and two random people from my church and Szeth were running through my town in shardplate saving people, but we didn't use shardblades and all of us were windrunners except Szeth so we ran instead of flying so he wouldn't feel bad. Randomest dream ever right? 5
CrazyRioter she/her Posted April 4, 2011 Posted April 4, 2011 my dreams are usually even more random then that. That is an *awesome* dream. 1
Silus - Shard of Flame he/him Posted April 4, 2011 Posted April 4, 2011 I wished I dreamed about Cosmere stuff. 1
FeatherWriter she/her Posted April 4, 2011 Posted April 4, 2011 I always dream about the stuff I read/watch/play. I had an Assassin's Creed/Mistborn/Merlin dream once. Probably my favorite ever. 1
Silus - Shard of Flame he/him Posted April 4, 2011 Posted April 4, 2011 (edited) Lucky. Vivid dreams with specific details rather than specific feelings, are rare for me. The most specific dream I can remember was that I was jumping down stair shaped cliffs in a car at about a hundred miles an hour, just bouncing down cliffs, and my cousin was driving. The thing I really remember is the sense of my gut doing somersaults. Edited April 4, 2011 by Silus - Shard of Flame
CrazyRioter she/her Posted April 4, 2011 Posted April 4, 2011 I rarely remember my dreams clearly enough to explain them at all. Just random fragments of images. The clearest dream I've had recently involved drinking something that turned me into a Simpsons character, no idea why I dreamed that as I've not seen that show in years. 1
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