Aether he/him Posted January 8, 2014 Posted January 8, 2014 of the doors (This is turning out BEAUTIFULLY)
Aether he/him Posted January 8, 2014 Posted January 8, 2014 (edited) that the Dor and all the (I dare you! Double-dare you!) EDIT: Accidentally wrote "that" instead of "and". Edited January 9, 2014 by Aether
Quiver he/him Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 Doors passed by (Never let it be said I do not rise to a dare!) 1
Aether he/him Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 One time, when a Mistborn was going to a Dragonwasp Legion meeting, he saw a grey Shardbearer in a dark alley, brutally slitting open a gigantic watermelon with a rusty Sliver of Honor. So, of course, the Mistborn burned the watermelon, lighting the Shardbearer's cape on fire, blue flames concealing it from his view..The Shardbearer turns into a duck, ripping open the cosmere, and seeing a locked door emitting dark shine and Stormlight. The Shardbearer ran to get his Blade, tripping over duck beaks that littered the ground, breaking his neck..The Mistborn howled at a monkey's attacks on his Mistcloak. Thrashing and struggling, he broke free, hitting the door with a llama and a koloss head, breaking it into splintery bits. The door floated down the river and ended in a black shardpool..Meanwhile, the Shardbearer thrashed on the floor and died..A shadowy figure hopped out of the Cognitive Realm and into the river. The Shadowy figure glowed with dark light and quietly said, "Where is Hoid?".The Mistborn answered, "Where isn't he?".At the same time, the Cognitive Realm was torn asunder by a massive Voidbringer. It killed many sprens that tried to intervene..His metals spent, and his Stormlight stolen by a small green larkin, the shadowy figure, named "DARKNESS" the Evil Librarian, began building an altar out of cheese! This brilliant choice made many Epics weep with tears From the smell of their weakness..Ookla the Mok rebuilt the door with the most evil thing possible in the Cosmere. The opposing force was a rhino cross-bred with Hoid an 16 different aspects of Odium as well as 14 of Ruin..Unfortunately, a Shade flew in right in the middle of the giant altar, crushing the brilliant and wet kandra cheese container which exploded, spraying lemonade all over his tattered remains - hitting the large hippopotamus that was really just begging to become a Knight Radiant that bonds with Deathspren - and kills a poor, innocent chull. He [the Shade] launched it into the sky, where it grew three heads without even considering that the Heralds were notoriously unimpressed with him. Jezrien yelled, "How dare you throw a chull, you skunk eater!" At that moment, Kaladin threw his chull-sized suit, and despite the fact that Amaram already had his head shaved, Kal recognized him. He signaled to Lopen to eviscerate Amaram. Unfortunately, that was the Horneater's plan, before he became a Knight Radiant.."I'm so confused," Amaram said, scratching the behind of his Chull. "I wanted him to narftle the Garthok!" he said, collapsing on the roof of Kredik Shaw. A nearby inquisitor - spiked with bananas - made drinks for the dinner party, who were confused about why Kelsier was late for everything. They jumped into bizarro Shadesmare. Unfortunately, bizarro Jasnah was merrily playing with a bead. . The bead was the cognitive aspect of Shai's stamp, made to reopen the dor to the Dor. Suddenly, the Dor burst through the stamp. Then the Dor opened a door. It was the invincible door that the Dor dared to defy by skipping and singing about the Dor by the Doors. So many doors flew in out of the doors that the Dor and all the doors passed by the holy tiger the holy tiger(don't ask me. 'Twas the first think that popped into my head) 2
Quiver he/him Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 With it's tail (Of topic, but can someone tell me how you make those links in your signature?)
Aether he/him Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) With it's tail (Of topic, but can someone tell me how you make those links in your signature?) You can make a signature by clicking on your name up in the right corner of the forum page, selecting "My Settings" and then "Signature" in the left menu. You make the links themselves by highlighting the text you want to link to something, and then pressing "Link" in the editing menu (situated betwixt "Insert/Remove Numbered List" and "Unlink", right under "Font Size"), and then copy/paste the URL address. EDIT: that it had EDIT 2: How can you "spit a door with its tail"? Edited January 9, 2014 by Aether 2
Mailliw73 he/him Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 (I have no idea, Quiver, how do you do that? ) stolen from an 1
Quiver he/him Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) Obnoxious spren named EDIT 2: How can you "spit a door with its tail"? You can misread spit for split, and be subsequently humiliated. My bad. Edited January 9, 2014 by Quiver
Aether he/him Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) Obnoxious spren named EDIT 2: How can you "spit a door with its tail"? You can misread spit for split, and be subsequently humiliated. My bad. I had a slight suspicion. I just found it amusing EDIT: Kanskjakalan, that the Edited January 9, 2014 by Aether 2
Quiver he/him Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) Ring had decided The perils of quick replying, I suppose. And thanks for the advice, been meaning to start advertising in my signature, but wasn't sure how to. Edited January 9, 2014 by Quiver
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 9, 2014 Posted January 9, 2014 tooth in the (The tger coud have a mouth in its tail. Insane yes, but it is an holy tiger.) 1
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