Kobold King he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 Pretty sure Hoid would be showing up to that one, Cosmere or no. ...What if the Cosmere is just one of Soulcaster's dream worlds? 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 27, 2015 Author Posted July 27, 2015 Pretty sure Hoid would be showing up to that one, Cosmere or no. RECKONERS ISN'T--- Heh. Sorry. Old reflex. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 We all have honorary PhDs in wacky Epicology. By the way, out of curiosity were you serious that Shiny Sparkle would take a liking to Sam if they met, or was that just a memetic joke? You hear that? I am wackology Doctor Edgedancer now. Hmm, it's at the very least possible, depends how their meeting goes, I would say. However, after the Autumn fiasco she'd probably have the mind to properly respect Sam's limits... maybe... I'm not entierly so sure myself concerning her. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 You hear that? I am wackology Doctor Edgedancer now. Hmm, it's at the very least possible, depends how their meeting goes, I would say. However, after the Autumn fiasco she'd probably have the mind to properly respect Sam's limits... maybe... I'm not entierly so sure myself concerning her. Should I call myself Doctor Kobold or Doctor King? Shiny's pretty precariously balanced on a thin veil of sanity right now. She could come to respect her infatuation's boundaries more... or she could decide that she needs to try even harder to make people love her, like the worst kind of stalker. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 27, 2015 Author Posted July 27, 2015 You hear that? I am wackology Doctor Edgedancer now. Hmm, it's at the very least possible, depends how their meeting goes, I would say. However, after the Autumn fiasco she'd probably have the mind to properly respect Sam's limits... maybe... I'm not entierly so sure myself concerning her. Not a bad title, all told. Maybe she'd try to flirt more sneakily to test the waters? Start with notes signed "Your secret admirer," flowers left on benches where Sam would sit, that sort of thing? 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 Should I call myself Doctor Kobold or Doctor King? Shiny's pretty precariously balanced on a thin veil of sanity right now. She could come to respect her infatuation's boundaries more... or she could decide that she needs to try even harder to make people love her, like the worst kind of stalker. Doctor Kobold, King sounds too much like that other guy. Sadly very true. What could play into this is how much she gets the impression from Funtimes that the Vanillas are more... okay with their situation than they appear to be. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 Maybe she'd try to flirt more sneakily to test the waters? Start with notes signed "Your secret admirer," flowers left on benches where Sam would sit, that sort of thing? "On the one hand, it's a box of chocolates in a heart-shaped box left up in a floating fortress where only an Epic could reach. On the other hand... they're chocolates." Doctor Kobold, King sounds too much like that other guy. Sadly very true. What could play into this is how much she gets the impression from Funtimes that the Vanillas are more... okay with their situation than they appear to be. Doctor K. Bold? So she might liberate them from the Robot Crocodile Shack to bring them to her Love Shack? 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 27, 2015 Author Posted July 27, 2015 "On the one hand, it's a box of chocolates in a heart-shaped box left up in a floating fortress where only an Epic could reach. On the other hand... they're chocolates." Doctor K. Bold? So she might liberate them from the Robot Crocodile Shack to bring them to her Love Shack? All personal quandaries begin this way. Somehow, I find this possibility rather terrifying. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 (edited) Somehow, I find this possibility rather terrifying. If you find the idea of a grown lecherous woman trying to take custody of a teenager's life, secretly wishing to seduce said teenager despite said teenager's wishes, "rather terrifying," then congratulations! You are a decent human being. Edited July 27, 2015 by Kobold King 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 Not a bad title, all told. Maybe she'd try to flirt more sneakily to test the waters? Start with notes signed "Your secret admirer," flowers left on benches where Sam would sit, that sort of thing? My royal degree agree. Testing the water, maybe, "secret admirer" no not enough subtlety. "On the one hand, it's a box of chocolates in a heart-shaped box left up in a floating fortress where only an Epic could reach. On the other hand... they're chocolates." Doctor K. Bold? So she might liberate them from the Robot Crocodile Shack to bring them to her Love Shack? No Sam, don't go with the strange person just because they offer you sweets. ...or try to turn the Robot Crocodile Shack into the Love Shack. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 27, 2015 Author Posted July 27, 2015 My royal degree agree. Testing the water, maybe, "secret admirer" no not enough subtlety. No Sam, don't go with the strange person just because they offer you sweets. ...or try to turn the Robot Crocodile Shack into the Love Shack. "Super secret shiny admirer"? Yes, Sam, this is Survival 101. .... Let's just say that the attempt alone would probably break forum guidelines. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 No Sam, don't go with the strange person just because they offer you sweets. "But it's been years since I've had chocolate... I mean, of course not." Yes, Sam, this is Survival 101. .... Let's just say that the attempt alone would probably break forum guidelines. I'm not sure if the forum guidelines would be broken by the violence, or by the "love." I'm not sure how much thought I should be putting into this. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 "But it's been years since I've had chocolate... I mean, of course not." I'm not sure if the forum guidelines would be broken by the violence, or by the "love." I'm not sure how much thought I should be putting into this. "I can bring you to a place with as much chocolate as you could ever desire." Well depends on how much details we would include. Good question. I'm not sure what the answer is. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 27, 2015 Author Posted July 27, 2015 "I can bring you to a place with as much chocolate as you could ever desire." Well depends on how much details we would include. Good question. I'm not sure what the answer is. It might be safer for the sanity of all involved--fictional and IRL--if Shiny doesn't discover the cottage. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 "I can bring you to a place with as much chocolate as you could ever desire." "...Are you running some sort of chocolate-for-your-chastity scam?" It might be safer for the sanity of all involved--fictional and IRL--if Shiny doesn't discover the cottage. Please just put our minds at ease by confirming Funtimes would never show intimate interest in Shiny. Please.
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 It might be safer for the sanity of all involved--fictional and IRL--if Shiny doesn't discover the cottage. Your abolutely flawless logic is breaking her heart. Let's hope Lucentia never gets a reason to tell her where it is. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 Oh, uh, hi Rubix. I promise it's not usually this weird in here.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 27, 2015 Author Posted July 27, 2015 Please just put our minds at ease by confirming Funtimes would never show intimate interest in Shiny. Please. Confirmed. Definitely confirmed. Yeah, quite the moment for a mod to walk in.
Kobold King he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 Confirmed. Definitely confirmed. Yeah, quite the moment for a mod to walk in. Whew. That's a relief. Quick, post pugs to prove how wholesome the thread is! 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 27, 2015 Author Posted July 27, 2015 Whew. That's a relief. Quick, post pugs to prove how wholesome the thread is! Oh my gosh that pug Princess outfit is ridiculous and I need it. (Though I'm in no place to judge. If I really do name my pug Obliteration, I will definitely buy him a trenchcoat. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 Oh my gosh that pug Princess outfit is ridiculous and I need it. (Though I'm in no place to judge. If I really do name my pug Obliteration, I will definitely buy him a trenchcoat. And teach him to bark whenever you read passages from Revelations? 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 Oh my gosh that pug Princess outfit is ridiculous and I need it. (Though I'm in no place to judge. If I really do name my pug Obliteration, I will definitely buy him a trenchcoat. There are trenchcoats for pugs? Awesome! 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 27, 2015 Author Posted July 27, 2015 And teach him to bark whenever you read passages from Revelations? There's this thing going around Facebook called dog shaming, where people write the funny but embarrassing things their dogs did down and have their dogs sit next to it so they can post the picture. I'd do that, except with verses from Revelation instead. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 27, 2015 Posted July 27, 2015 There's this thing going around Facebook called dog shaming, where people write the funny but embarrassing things their dogs did down and have their dogs sit next to it so they can post the picture. I'd do that, except with verses from Revelation instead. Make sure your dog gets that insane-but-not-crazy look just right. 2
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