Badchull One-Liners

[Sunbird]

"Doors are for people with no imagination." - Skulduggery Pleasant

[Quiver]

"You are a fool. No weapon forged can stop me."

"That was then. This is now."

"...What's that do?"

-Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Edited June 2, 2016 by Quiver

[Delightful]

"I found a liquor store. I drank it"

[Sunbird]

 

"You are a fool. No weapon forged can stop me."

"That was then. This is now."

"...What's that do?"

-Buffy the Vampire Slayer

 

 

Hahahaha I remember that. CUE THE GRENADE LAUNCHER.

[IndigoAjah]

More from the glorious Locke Lamora:

 

“I don't have to beat you. I don't have to beat you, ************. I just have to keep you here... until Jean shows up.”

 

“I can't wait to have words with the Gray King when this rust is all finished. There's a few things I want to ask him. Philosophical questions. Like, 'How does it feel to be dangled out a window by a rope tied around your balls, ************?” 

 

 

“My name's Jean Tannen, and I'm the ambush.” 

 

“When you see the Crooked Warden, tell him that Lock Lamora learns slowly, but he learns well. And when you see my friends, you tell them that there are more of you on the way.” 

 

 

From other stuff:

 

Jaime Lannister: 

 

"Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. If I were to threaten to hit you unless you shut your mouth, and you presumed to speak, what do you think I'd do?"

 

"There are no men like me. Only me."

 

Sam Vimes: 

 

“He wanted to go home. He wanted it so much that he trembled at the thought. But if the price of that was selling good men to the night, if the price was filling those graves, if the price was not fighting with every trick he knew…then it was too high.”