Kobold King he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 Oh! Um... She's a professional to the end. I pictured her blonde with a blonde buzz cut and in her early thirties. No makeup or anything. Thanks. I figured out how to write it without a description, but it's good to have one anyway.
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 Indeed it is. I'm doing a Deathwish response right now; I'll probably send it to you so you can post it as a collab, along with the Orange Crush segment you've already written. What does Lieutenant Fawkes look like, by the way? I need to know because reasons. Does that reason contain within its name what we wish upon it? 3
Kobold King he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 Does that reason contain within its name what we wish upon it? Why, yes. Yes it does. Good at riddles, are you?
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 Why, yes. Yes it does. Good at riddles, are you? My being is questions upon questions winding themselves such that truth itself may be reduced to a question whichs answer shall be found by those that obliterate the walls of the mind and connect the meaning of the words wounds in such ways they hold truth by hidding it behind itself... Also, I can no longer enter the Sanderson Memes because someone started making Calamity meme. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 10, 2015 Author Posted July 10, 2015 My being is questions upon questions winding themselves such that truth itself may be reduced to a question whichs answer shall be found by those that obliterate the walls of the mind and connect the meaning of the words wounds in such ways they hold truth by hidding it behind itself... Also, I can no longer enter the Sanderson Memes because someone started making Calamity meme. And here I thought you were just an astute judge of character. I feel you. I've had to avoid so many WoR memes.
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 And here I thought you were just an astute judge of character. I feel you. I've had to avoid so many WoR memes. Such is but a Pattern, urges and wills imprinting over the flesh such may give us wisdom of a person future with no more than their circumstances on our hands. Yeah, I usually have to evacuate entire forums once excerpts of a book start to surface, even if there's a spoiler sub-forum. At least Calamity is easier to avoide on basis of ot being Cosmere... then again the sub-forum isn't hidden, which is kind of weird.
Kobold King he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 Merciful Domi, but my dialogue is awkward today. Backtrack and Glamour posts up, if y'all don't mind a day of terrible prose. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 Merciful Domi, but my dialogue is awkward today. Backtrack and Glamour posts up, if y'all don't mind a day of terrible prose. Well, it contains Backtrack, which I supposse is all the excuse a dialogue needs to be awkward. I personally am just happy to have a post by you. Also somewhere in that post i had this thought: And then everyone was gathered at the clinic... again.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 10, 2015 Author Posted July 10, 2015 Merciful Domi, but my dialogue is awkward today. Backtrack and Glamour posts up, if y'all don't mind a day of terrible prose. I thought it was good. Also, I thought you'd all like to know that we're about to pass through The Dalles. Not to worry: we just passed a Coca-Cola truck going the same direction. 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 I thought it was good. Also, I thought you'd all like to know that we're about to pass through The Dalles. Not to worry: we just passed a Coca-Cola truck going the same direction. It certainly wasn't bad, so no need to feel bad about it. Perfect, now we only need everyone to drink a bottle. . 1
Blaze1616 he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 Perfect, now we only need everyone to drink a bottle. I've already had one...
Kobold King he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 I thought it was good. Also, I thought you'd all like to know that we're about to pass through The Dalles. Not to worry: we just passed a Coca-Cola truck going the same direction. Thanks. Vondra and Panda posts later, I hope. I'm also still working out the Deathwish/OC collab with McKeedee, but the writing is pretty much finished and it should be posted ere long. So we live in the Cokeverse after all. Be sure to keep a bottle on hand, in case a certain greasy-haired biker tries to get touchy with you. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 So I'm thinking about finally writting a OOC post for that parallel universe and I'm pretty set on including parallel!Nighthound, Voidgaze and another Epic none of you knows. Any suggestion which other parallel universe characters I should include?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 10, 2015 Author Posted July 10, 2015 So I'm thinking about finally writting a OOC post for that parallel universe and I'm pretty set on including parallel!Nighthound, Voidgaze and another Epic none of you knows. Any suggestion which other parallel universe characters I should include? Which parallel universe? The Cokeverse, the one where Calamity doesn't exist, the one where Nighthound is a woman and Lucentia is a man, or another one I'm forgetting?
Kobold King he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 Which parallel universe? The Cokeverse, the one where Calamity doesn't exist, the one where Nighthound is a woman and Lucentia is a man, or another one I'm forgetting? Am I the only one thinking that seeing male!Nighthound and female!Nighthound trying desperately to out-creep one another would be terrifyingly hilarious?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 10, 2015 Author Posted July 10, 2015 Am I the only one thinking that seeing male!Nighthound and female!Nighthound trying desperately to out-creep one another would be terrifyingly hilarious? No. No you are not.
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 Which parallel universe? The Cokeverse, the one where Calamity doesn't exist, the one where Nighthound is a woman and Lucentia is a man, or another one I'm forgetting? I think I'm leaning towards the Cokeverse but that whole parallel universe buisness is so convoluted that I'm not actually sure. Am I the only one thinking that seeing male!Nighthound and female!Nighthound trying desperately to out-creep one another would be terrifyingly hilarious? Female!Nighthound... I am not sure if I want to finish that thought.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 10, 2015 Author Posted July 10, 2015 I think I'm leaning towards the Cokeverse but that whole parallel universe buisness is so convoluted that I'm not actually sure. Female!Nighthound... I am not sure if I want to finish that thought. Oohhhh, does Nighthound drink the sanity-restoring Coke, or does he cruelly knock it from Arsenal's hand before he can drink it? Or does he drink it, but is so corrupt that the chemicals dissolve him to nothing? Female!Nighthound met male!Nighthound. Their hands touched. The paradox caused them both to implode. Wibbly wobbly timey wimey. I'm sure you understand. 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 Oohhhh, does Nighthound drink the sanity-restoring Coke, or does he cruelly knock it from Arsenal's hand before he can drink it? Or does he drink it, but is so corrupt that the chemicals dissolve him to nothing? Female!Nighthound met male!Nighthound. Their hands touched. The paradox caused them both to implode. Wibbly wobbly timey wimey. I'm sure you understand. He drank it a long time ago, sadly it turns out the coke makes good Epics such as Vpidgaze evil. Maybe that's a better way to describe it, the nice and evil is switched universe. As long as both of them are gone time can be as wibbily wobbly as it likes to be.
Mckeedee123 he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 Merciful Domi, but my dialogue is awkward today. Backtrack and Glamour posts up, if y'all don't mind a day of terrible prose. That's your idea of a bad post? You'll have to do a lot better than that before you can get us to dislike your writing.
Kobold King he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 That's your idea of a bad post? You'll have to do a lot better than that before you can get us to dislike your writing. "all ur base r belong to me," Defwish shouted. he pulled out a gun and started shuting every1. then vondra burst in with a machene gun and yelled "stand back, iem here to kick butt and chu bubble gum, and i'm all out of bubble gum." and he beat up Defwish and married autumn Glass. Ze end. How's that? (Thanks. ) 4
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 "all ur base r belong to me," Defwish shouted. he pulled out a gun and started shuting every1. then vondra burst in with a machene gun and yelled "stand back, iem here to kick butt and chu bubble gum, and i'm all out of bubble gum." and he beat up Defwish and married autumn Glass. Ze end. How's that? (Thanks. ) Weirdly entertaining in a way that makes it impossible to not take it in (even if the doses need to be keept small), though I have to note that Vondra needs an older wife. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 10, 2015 Author Posted July 10, 2015 "all ur base r belong to me," Defwish shouted. he pulled out a gun and started shuting every1. then vondra burst in with a machene gun and yelled "stand back, iem here to kick butt and chu bubble gum, and i'm all out of bubble gum." and he beat up Defwish and married autumn Glass. Ze end. How's that? (Thanks. ) I first read "machene gun" as "machete gun." I don't care how ridiculous that is; I want one. 5
Mckeedee123 he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 "all ur base r belong to me," Defwish shouted. he pulled out a gun and started shuting every1. then vondra burst in with a machene gun and yelled "stand back, iem here to kick butt and chu bubble gum, and i'm all out of bubble gum." and he beat up Defwish and married autumn Glass. Ze end. How's that? (Thanks. ) It's got a certain charm to it. Wait, hold up... which continuity is this? Please don't tell me Autumn becomes unshippable in your next Vondra post. I thought Vapor Snake was her soulmate! And, like, 30 other people too, but yeah.
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 10, 2015 Posted July 10, 2015 It's got a certain charm to it. Wait, hold up... which continuity is this? Please don't tell me Autumn becomes unshippable in your next Vondra post. I thought Vapor Snake was her soulmate! And, like, 30 other people too, but yeah. She got a very big soul (Plus, most of them are jokes.) Still wating for suggestions by the way.
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