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If you're the third generation, then who were the first and second?

 

Degeneration and regeneration.

Posted

Wrong. His title/full name is Ausar the Vile. And you call yourself a sanderfan, smh

 

I laid it out clearly.  The way to not get lies is to ask nothing.

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Terminator Genisys. Yay or Nay?

 

It does what Terminintendon't.

 

...

 

But yeah, wow, Terminator: Genisys.  Don't you love how the trailers leave it all mysterious what's going to happen?  I... (glances back up the thread)... I completely... (sweating, shouting in Bobcat Goldthwait voice)... It's gonna be a great movie, yup!

 

...

 

Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows...

Posted

It does what Terminintendon't.

 

...

 

But yeah, wow, Terminator: Genisys.  Don't you love how the trailers leave it all mysterious what's going to happen?  I... (glances back up the thread)... I completely... (sweating, shouting in Bobcat Goldthwait voice)... It's gonna be a great movie, yup!

 

...

 

Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows...

 

Yep.  That question broke him.  It happens on occasion; he needs a snack and his clockwork rewound, and then he'll be good as new.

Posted

It does what Terminintendon't.

 

...

 

But yeah, wow, Terminator: Genisys.  Don't you love how the trailers leave it all mysterious what's going to happen?  I... (glances back up the thread)... I completely... (sweating, shouting in Bobcat Goldthwait voice)... It's gonna be a great movie, yup!

 

...

 

Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows...

Now lets see what you've learned...

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Posted

If I were to play you in chess, how long would I last? And why does your pony have a mustache?

 

You would be frozen in place for a thousand years, according to the prophecy.  Then, victory will seem a shallow goal indeed.

 

The moustache is historically accurate to the bizarre period when Leon Trotsky was a horse.

Posted

Interesting answers, would you mind answering my exam?

Ok then, what would your pokemon dream team be?

If It involved cheese, would you eat a medium sized caterpillar?

Do you sometimes feel as if you were in a diferent dimension then the one you were in?

Can you paint a marshmallow yellow to then release It in the wild?

Have you ever destroyed an invisible sock?

What is the name of the man who was uncle to the father to the son to the Brother to the wife of the 11th President of México?

Do you sometimes feel as if your clothes were alive and planning your doom?

Posted

Interesting answers, would you mind answering my exam?

Ok then, what would your pokemon dream team be?

If It involved cheese, would you eat a medium sized caterpillar?

Do you sometimes feel as if you were in a diferent dimension then the one you were in?

Can you paint a marshmallow yellow to then release It in the wild?

Have you ever destroyed an invisible sock?

What is the name of the man who was uncle to the father to the son to the Brother to the wife of the 11th President of México?

Do you sometimes feel as if your clothes were alive and planning your doom?

 

"Interesting answers, would you mind answering my exam?"

 

Yes.

 

...

 

The board of directors voted to reverse the decision.  Onward!

 

"Ok then, what would your pokemon dream team be?"

 

Mykeeton, Crisloidon, Boilpete, Stephen (first version)

 

"If It involved cheese, would you eat a medium sized caterpillar?"

 

This question parses correctly and is thus possible to answer.

 

"Do you sometimes feel as if you were in a diferent dimension then the one you were in?"

 

I was only a monoferent, but I'm happy to find out I was in The One, with Jet Li.

 

"Can you paint a marshmallow yellow to then release It in the wild?"

 

Peep trafficking is a serious issue and I urge you to donate to the nearest round object.

 

"Have you ever destroyed an invisible sock?"

 

Macbeth.

 

"What is the name of the man who was uncle to the father to the son to the Brother to the wife of the 11th President of México?"

 

No, What is the name of the man on second base.

 

"Do you sometimes feel as if your clothes were alive and planning your doom?"

 

Apologies to Matt Damon.  We ran out of time.

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