TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 6, 2015 Report Share Posted June 6, 2015 (edited) A song about what we currently know of Prof's life, set to the tune of the greatest theme song ever written. Inspired by this conversation, where Prof was re-imagined as a late 80s/early 90s rapper named Jonny Phaedru$. Apologies if you have the aforementioned theme song in your head for days after reading this. Now this is a story all about how The world got flipped, turned upside-down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit there, son I'll tell you 'bout the damage Calamity's done In modern America, born and raised In a classroom's where I spent most of my days Teaching fifth graders inside of a school Equipping them for the next year with all the right tools When a big red star that was up to no good Started shining in my neighborhood I went on a Rending and Tia got scared Said "The sparks, Jonny, it's like you don't even care!" I found Abigail and guy named Mirkwood Formed a team, like superheroes should But the corruption was strong and Abby kinda sucked We parted ways and that idea was chucked I wasn't quite sure just what to do Calamity was 'bout to drop the other shoe When I started a team, made of regular guys Said "Let's take these monsters down before they can rise!" Well, we killed Redleaf and Fortuity Picked up a kid who said "Listen to me, "You kill small 'taters, and yeah they've got to go "But kill Steelheart so your strength'll really show." So I fought Steelheart there on Soldier Field Would've died but with the quickness I healed Would've lost my mind, but David won Finished him off and I said "Good job, son." Then Instabam lured us up to Babilar With flowers that looked super bizarre Now Regalia's cookin' up some crazy scheme Like corrupting ME? Nah, just a pipe dream! Edited June 6, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 One of my former highschool teachers reportedly had to narrate an audiobook once. He made it to the last page and then wound up going into Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I'd assume he edited that out to actually hand the recording in, but I never found out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird he/him Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 Now I want to hear more amazing parodies from Johnny Phaedru$. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze1616 he/him Posted June 8, 2015 Report Share Posted June 8, 2015 Thank you Twi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apepi Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 Loved it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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